How did you get Lestat's phone number?
Like most people do. Bathroom wall.
We wrote it there.
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How did you get Lestat's phone number?
Like most people do. Bathroom wall.
We wrote it there.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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the talamasca follow armand’s youtube channel. scour each video for definitive proof he’s the vampire armand. the gacha vid is slowed down and annotated with time stamps and the seconds between screen changes are calculated to a millisecond and compared with each other. a month later armand uploads a video titled “i am a vampire” where a clove of garlic is thrown on the ground and a stick pokes at it for 16 seconds. the talamasca analyze that one too
Let’s post an example: https://youtu.be/x2t_NGnSZsc
Tell us more.
just-another-vcblog:
When there’s somethin’ strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
TALAMASCA!
John Martineau - Planets in our solar system and how their orbits relate to geometry, ’‘A Little Book of Coincidence’’, 2002.
How many pictures of Louis do you think you have on your phone right now?
Oh, mon Dieu, it’s at least half the photos in my phone. And I have the one with the largest memory capability there is.
You have to understand–we spent decades having nothing to remember a loved one’s face by, or unable to capture a moment but in memory. In some ways, that is far more precious. But in others, the have that look on someone’s face, or the way they look sleeping beside you, or the image of the two of you kissing or being alone together or a myriad of other moments…
Our memories are powerful; we don’t need a camera. But I’m enamored of the damn thing, and I love looking back at photographs of those I love.
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The nudes are something special, too. Definitely didn’t have those in the old days.
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sangcreole:
He also has a box of polaroids, kodak instant film, and even daguerrotypes. He can get rather obsessive.
I cannot have enough photographs of you. It’s shocking to be able to capture your likeness on film. I love it.
We have more photos.
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It's nice to see you back Talamasca.
Oh, we’re never really gone.
Sometimes we’re just watching. And being here.
Other times we vague blog in the middle of the night.
If you see this message, it means they know.
We hope you have a lovely evening.
Do you ever take revenge on immortals who taunt or tease you too much?
It depends entirely on who the immortal is and what material we’ve got on them that we can use to retaliate with.
For example?
Sometimes we like to hack into their e-mails and send them video clips of us reading passages from their new novels in helium voices. And then sometimes we’ll read material from their old novels, then point out in streamline charts on a chalkboard just to demonstrate how hypocritical their viewpoints are.
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Would the technical term for a young Mothman be Larvaboy?
You’re half correct. The technical term for a infant Mothman would be Good Boy. Because he is a very good boy.
Edit: I have been asked to add that this answer is in no way agreed upon, endorsed by or approved of by the Cryptozoology Division. At all.
Would the technical term for a young Mothman be Larvaboy?
You’re half correct. The technical term for a infant Mothman would be Good Boy. Because he is a very good boy.
YAH. -Something your muse agrees on 100% of the time.
Clickbait is the worst to ever happen to journalism. Controversy and censorship leads to fighting for the right to publish, the only good thing to come from clickbait is memes making fun of them.
You won’t be able to guess who just left Bianca’s house!
or
The Top Ten Lyrics of The Vampire Lestat Songs: Number Six Will Shock You!
or
Does the carpet match the drapes? Click through the Redheads of the Coven gallery to find out.
or
Vampire Stripper?! You’ll never look at Louis the same once you learn this sordid detail of his history…
or
23 Things Armand Should Really Apologise For
or
The Ultimate ‘90′s Trivia Quiz (1690s)
or
You won’t believe what they actually got up to in the Paris Coven! (NSFW)
or
7 Easy Steps To Becoming A Vampire
…I could go on.
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Buzzfeed OR Internal Memos From the Talamasca Vampire Division - Can YOU Tell the Difference?
I thought the Talamasca worked with Buzzfeed these days.
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That’s how they finance themselves. @the-talamasca, tell me I’m wrong?
You are very keen, Mister Molloy. Though we also have a presence on media outlets such as Reddit and Ranker. And very rarely 4chan -- for the memes.