anyways, my reasonable wishlist of mario kart characters:
Prince Florian. self explanitory.
Robo-Mario. i know he was only in that one arcade Mario Kart but he's so cutes so funs
Boo. yeah i know ""King"" Boo is playable, but 1) fuck that guy he's an imposter and 2) did you know normal Boos have never been playable in Mario Kart?????? they've put a Peepa in MKWo over a standard Boo. what the fuck.
Professor E. Gadd. canonically has made karts for Mario Kart, along with the aforementioned Robo-Mario, so i think he deserves to be invited proper, even if he's a bit of a dick.
Polterpup. Poochy (my brother's #1 pick for a MKWo wishlist) is in Tour, and I think more dogs should drive. it's funny.
Gooigi. another "I just think it'd be funny" option, but also like. if we have to deal with """characters""" like Metal Mario on the reg, i think Gooigi would make that more palatable.
Baby Bowser. another "if we have to put up with this anyways" character. like, Baby Rosalina isn't even from anything and directly contradict's rosalina's actual lore, c'mon. give us one of THE babies.
Chain Chomp. if it can play tennis, it can drive.