may I please ask for a little fluffy drabble of pyro x gn reader, just cuddling and snuggling, like theyre trying to be close as physically possible. I imagine pyro is pretty soft even with their suit, not in like a fuzzy way but in a squishy way. I just wanna squeeze them like a stuffed animal so baddd
oh yeah i always hc pyro as a little chubby (and i know im on an sfw only kick rn but to me they've got a dumpy. amogus twerking gif kind of proportions) but we are so much more than our ability to hug! pyro just also happens to be full of love and whimsy.
Contains: gn!reader, fluff
The cold desert nights were nothing new for anyone on the base by now, but you still appreciated having a warm cuddle buddy to sleep with. Pyro's bed was already piled high with pillows and blankets in fun colors and shapes, but Pyro themself made it a perfect night.
She was more than happy to big spoon you, enveloping you in a comfortable embrace as you rested your head on his chest. This felt like a privilege, having a team member this close with you, but also being allowed to see a new side of one of the more mysterious mercs. You could feel a somewhat soft yet somewhat strong body under that fire suit. Muscles here, a belly and love handles there, a strong hold on you; where did he get all that strength? A gentle touch as they stroked your back. Soft, muffled sighs and hums through her mask.
You pressed yourself closer to Pyro's body. She giggled and hugged you a little tighter in return. Your legs tangled with theirs if only to get even closer and his chin and mask filter rested atop your head.
Perfect. This was perfect. The perfect place to sleep, and the perfect person to curl up with and doze off effortlessly. Hopefully pyro would invite you back again soon.
I saw the self aware sniper and solder hcs, Can I request Self aware Medic and Pyro pretty please?
absolutely!
Pyro
You've picked up some of Pyro's lines through context clues and inflection
"Sentry ahead" and "thank you doc" are old hat to you but what are you supposed to do when Pyro starts talking to you about... that soldier that keeps rocket jumping into your base? Maybe?
Pyro would offer some fascinating insight into this game, but the communication barrier isn't budging very much, and you can tell they're kind of frustrated about it.
Best you can do is ask yes or no questions, or anything where you can expect a straight answer.
Medic
Healing in videogames, I always say, is a thankless job. At least you two can complain about it together.
If you're feeling spread too thin or underappreciated as your teammates rush into more danger than you can save them from, Medic is right there with you.
Be prepared for his mad scientist ramblings, although the fact that most of his experiments don't work like that in real life really bum him out.
"So no loch ness hamster heart transplants?" buddy there's no such thing as a loch ness hamster
Maybe some pyro x reader fluff pretty please????? :33
(A/N): Hi Nonnie, thank you so much for your request and I’m SO sorry it took so long so get to it. I won’t make any more excuses but just know I am working through everyone’s request. Thank you for your patience and I hope you enjoy!
-Ez🐆
Hide & Seek
“Pyro? Are you over…here!?” You pull back the door to the little closet, still no sign of them anywhere. You continued your search down the halls of the base until you made it to the kitchen. You began scanning cupboards, underneath the table, behind the fridge - anywhere you could get a trace of them.
You and Pyro were left alone at the base after everyone else was sent on a mission for the weekend. Pauling insisted that the two of you stay back, partially for the sake of making sure that Pyro wouldn’t burn down the base. She knew you two were good friends on and off the field so she felt like she could trust you both to keep everything in line.
Since you had this new time off, Pyro had insisted that the two of you play a little game of hide and seek to pass the time. You were in your umpteenth round of the game, finally realizing that you two had taken all the obvious spots so now it was time for the smaller, more hidden spots. They had remained hidden for what felt like hours at this point and you were about to give up when you heard a small noise come from down the hall.
A rattle and the sound of items falling off a table could be heard from Medic’s office down the hall, finally giving you a clue. You tried to quietly make your was down the hall as to not alert Pyro of your whereabouts until you made it to the wall that the door was on. You pressed your back to this wall to and pressed your ear against it to see if you could hear anything else.
Without warning, the door flew open and out ran Pyro down the hall and away from you. Without a second more to spare, you began the chase after them, desperate to win this round of the game. “Get back here and let me tag you!” You shouted furiously from behind them.
“Mmrph mrrmm!”
They let out a muffled giggled and took a sharp turn around the corner practically leaving you in their dust. Not wanting to lose them from your sight, you picked up the pace and rounded the corner as well. At this point, the playful little jog had turned into a full on, animalistic sprint. Like hunter and prey, you weren’t going to stop until you got your meal.
In one finally attempt to catch them, you used what momentum you could to launch yourself from the ground onto them, tackling them and holding them there underneath your body.
“I found you, you’re out!” You giggled triumphantly. They mumbled something under their breath, chest rising rapidly from the intense cardio you two had just engaged in, and crossed their arms over their chest and looked away.
“What do you mean not fair? You ran from your spot and I caught you!” You point and accusatory finger at them, not understanding these false allegations being leveled against you. You stand up and dust yourself off and let the stand too before they stamp their foot at you.
“Mmrph mmrm mrmph!”
“Yeah okay, says you. You won like 12 rounds before I could win once. Let me have this victory!” You look away, pressing a hand to your mouth and putting on a pout, feigning hurt.
“Mmrph mmrph..”
“Hmm.. I’m not sure if I accept your apology..there’s one way you can earn my acceptance though…”
They turn their head at you, waiting for you to continue. You look back, trying not to giggle.
Hi there! A while ago you wrote drabbles about the mercs being comforted from a nightmare by the reader. Could you perhaps do the same for Pyro and Scout? From my understanding they're the last two missing for this theme.
Please and thank you!
ooh yes!
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Scout
You didn't expect him to say much about a bad dream, let alone admit that kind of weakness just like that, but he still hugged you tight as you guided him through deep breaths and rubbed his back.
"Better?" you asked.
"Yeah," he said. "Just... just stick around, alright?"
You hugged him a little tighter as he made himself comfortable in your arms.
Pyro
All that muffled hyperventilating was bad enough already, but then it turned to sobbing. Whatever it was, it was bad.
"Just let it out, honey," you said, stroking their back. "You're safe now."
Pyro cried into your shoulder, clinging to you for dear life.
"It's just a dream," you whispered. "You're okay. You're safe."
You kissed their temple through the mask. They were gonna be okay.
I've noticed you haven't gotten a Pyro request in a while, so allow me to change that if you don't mind! (I miss them...)
May I please request some general headcanons about what it's like to date our favourite pyromaniac?❤️🔥You may or may not include nsfw hcs too, up to you! Thank you!
absolutely!
Contains: gn!reader, burn scars, trauma
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Dating Pyro:
Communication is tricky, but you can figure out a lot of their sentences through context clues and the few intelligible words you hear through the mask. The inflection those words are spoken with also helps.
The mask does stay on for everything. It's a combination of insecurity, mistreatment from others, and who knows, he's probably wanted for arson in several states and spy isn't the only one trying to hide his identity.
She gives you enough mask kisses that there's barely any difference.
Be prepared for all the affection all the time (unless you're overwhelmed by that and you gotta set boundaries). For all people wonder about what goes on in Pyro's head, you'll never doubt how they feel about you.
You might wake up to find breakfast already waiting for you, or you might be interrupted from crying yourself to sleep with a hug. Lazy afternoons spent in pillow forts and dates to carnivals where you spend hours trying to find and win the perfect big plushie. Last minute saves from them when you least expect it. Deflected rockets or a much-needed extinguish or just the enemy team getting barbecued right before your eyes.
Plenty of hand holding and cuddling opportunities.
Getting to know their past will take a while. They try to bring so much joy to people around them, and if you've got your own demons, he's very hesitant to sign you up for hers.
NSFW:
I'm a firm "pyro fucks" believer. Pyro fucks nasty, often, and clothed.
They usually get off by dry humping, maybe a small vibe in his underwear or a toy she's had in all day and just needs to straddle your thigh and rock her hips on it while clinging to you and whimpering...
The strap on the outside of the suit is THE pyro sexy outfit in my mind. They'll go to town on you with just about any kind of toy there is, and keep track of which ones are your favorites.
If you get cocky about what you think you can handle she's busting out the wand vibrator that made you come in 10 seconds flat and delight in your overstimulation. Pyro isn't a sadistic dom per se, but they do like seeing you drunk on pleasure.
It would take a long long long time for him to show you any amount of skin. It's almost all burned and scarred and the mask would take even longer to come off.
First base with pyro is mutual dry humping until completion in your underwear. Second base she blindfolds you and gives you oral. Third base you shower together.
Because there's not enough Pyro x reader in this world
(tags): general dating headcanons, sfw, nsfw, lotsa fluff, cuddling, arson, she/they/he pronouns for Pyro. AMAB Pyro.
This ended being way longer than I expected… I didn’t do too much editing so I’m sorry if it’s not the most well put together, this is mostly just horny brain vomit. Enjoy! 😎
sfw headcanons
🔥Pyro isn't too experienced at the whole dating thing. Because of their frightening appearance and reputation, they don't often get close enough with people to make deep, lasting bonds. They are close friends with a few of their other teammates, particularly Scout, Engineer, and Medic, and the rest have a sense of mutual respect and trust with her.
🔥Pyro is such a cuddler. They crave physical touch like oxygen. When you two are walking around base together your often holding hands, and Pyro often finds little ways to casually touch you, whether it be leaning against you, high fives, or just placing her hand on yours. When It's just the two of you alone in his bedroom, he will lay on you like a weighted blanket, their head on your chest while you rub their head like an overgrown cat.
🔥When it's time to sleep, Pyro doesn't actually sleep in the suit. They keep the gas mask on, but they have a rather impressive collection of soft onesies in different colors and animals. Their favorite is a pastel pink unicorn onesie, of course, but they also have some that were gifts from the other mercs, like a bear onesie from Heavy, a koala onesie from Sniper, a kitten onesie from Engineer (like the in-game cosmetic), and a purple dragon onesie from Demoman. they are good for sleeping in while also keeping himself covered.
🔥while sleeping they love to spoon their partner. she has no preference for being the little or big spoon, but when they are the big spoon, they tightly wrap their arms and legs around you like a koala, and there's no way your leaving without waking him (sorry if your someone who has to get up in the middle of the night multiple times to pee :/) and if your the big spoon, spooning the Pyro feels like spooning a warm, toasty marshmallow because he has a naturally high body temperature, and they love when you bury your head between their shoulder blades.
🔥your also going to be surrounded on all sides by plushies. dozens of them. If Pyro wakes up and notices one of her plushies fell off the bed in the middle of the night, he genuinely feels guilty and tucks it back into bed and kiss it on the forehead.
🔥some of Pyro's favorite date activities are bonfires (duh) while roasting marshmallows, drawing together, binging cartoons, and board games. She particularly loves monopoly because she gets to be a little bit cruel and ragebait people by putting them in jail over and over. he also loves taking you out to the carnival whenever there's one in town, although they often get strange looks from strangers due to their fireman getup. you have to convince them to leave their flamethrower and ax at home (though they sneak their lighter in, because the lighter is a comfort object for them)
🔥Pyro is quite attuned to their partners emotions, and they will notice fairly quickly if something is bothering them. however, they are not the best with subtle hints and subtext, so if something is bothering you, you gotta be direct with them or they will not pick it up.
🔥Pyro hates being babied. She knows she can appear childish with her interests and enthusiastic nature, but he is a grown person who has a full- time job, a bank account, a drivers license, and a kill count in the hundreds. If they suspect you don't take them seriously, they will do a complete 180 from sunshine and rainbows and give you a taste of their cruel streak.
🔥it will take a very long time before Pyro is ready to show his skin. And it's not all at once, once they spend some time getting comfortable around you and making sure they trust you (probably after a few months) they will dip their toe in the water by taking off their gloves when it's just the two of you and letting you see their scarred hands, testing your reaction. Then, once they become comfy with that, their boots and socks will follow. If you are patient enough, Eventually you will see them wear a t-shirt or loungewear.
🔥when he decides to show you his face, he spends days hyping herself up and gathering the courage to be that vulnerable with you. That day might not come for a whole year, maybe more.
🔥one evening after dinner, she gently leads you to her room with trembling hands, and locks the door behind you. You watch patiently as they slowly peel the rubber from their face, and take a deep breath of fresh, unfiltered air, blinking from the bright lights as they spent years looking through tinted goggles. The look on his face is blank, stoic, but you can see the nervousness in his eyes, and the slight tremble of his hands. (If in this moment you reject them or hurt their feelings, I will climb through your computer screen like in "The Ring" and steal your kidneys)
Nsfw under the cut (minors, go outside and play or I get the broom)
Horny tf2 Pyro Headcanons
🔥Here's the thing: Many people in the tf2 fandom characterize Pyro either as asexual/doesn't even know what sex is, or the horniest mfer you've ever met. These are the two most common characterizations of Pyro i've seen regarding their sexuality. As for me, mine's somewhere in the middle. I headcanon Pyro as demisexual, and pretty unwilling to have sex with people they don't have a strong emotional bond with. But, when he is at the point of comfort with his partner where she starts to feel those desires.... you better be prepared to see her inner freak
🔥when you two first start being intimate, Pyro is still a little nervous about you seeing him and his scars, so for a while Pyro pleasures you while still almost entirely clothed. They use their fingers, they grind against your thighs or ass, or they choose from their extensive collection of viberators.
🔥Like, holy shit, when they first suggested bringing out toys, you expected them to have one or two, maybe three in their nightstand drawer like many people do, but instead they pull a large chest from from their closet that you've seen before and just assumed it was filled with plushies or flamethrower parts, only for him to open it and reveal enough sex toys of varying types, sizes and colors to fill an entire sex shop. When you first laid eyes on her treasure trove, you were speechless for a whole 30 seconds, which made them giggle under their mask.
🔥her favorite toy to use is a dragon dildo she got online, which she straps on over his suit. She also likes to show her mischievous streak and give you a remote-control vibrator that you can hide in your panties, and she keeps the remote with her all day. You better hope you have a good poker face~. Sometimes they might give you a turn with the remote for some revenge teasing.
🔥eventually, the desire to touch you skin to skin, and feel your cunt squeezing their cock (a sensation they haven't felt from anyone in over a decade) along with the trust you two have built over the time you spent together, outweighs her fear of rejection. The first time Pyro felt hands on her chest, and the gentle, intimate touches as you explored every uncovered inch of his ruined skin, was the moment Pyro realized just how touch starved they actually were. You ended up spending that night sleeping on top of Pyro's uncovered chest like a weighted blanket while they stroked your hair. Underneath the mask he maybe shed a tear of joy or two.
🔥Whether Pyro wants to be dominant or submit to you depends on the day and his mood. He loves fucking you like an animal with the dragon dildo, because he loves how desperate it makes you and he craves feeling wanted and needed. But he also adores being cared for and showered with affection, so sometimes they really want you to ride them, slowly and sensually, and pepper their ruined skin with soft kisses.
🔥be sure to not be too rough with Pyros skin. If you are careless and dig your fingers into her while lost in the sauce, you could aggrivate her old burns and make her have to go to Medics lab for ointment for the pain.
🔥their favorite positions are missionary (good for hugs and seeing your cute face), spooning fuck, where they can dry hump their boner against you, or just lift up your leg and push into you, and 69.
🔥Pyro also tends to have very vivid dreams. During your time dating her if you end up sleeping in her room regularly, You will absolutely be woken up once or twice by Pyro dry humping your leg or hip in her sleep like an animal in heat due to them having a very detailed wet dream.
🔥Pyro is pretty vocal during sex, though of course the gas mask muffles it quite a bit. His high pitched whimpers through the mask while you tease him and edge him are the cutest things in the world.
🔥oftentimes after sex Pyro is to tired to shower or really clean up much. There have been times where you two were laying there panting and exhausted after an intense session, and she just pulls you into her chest and falls asleep. Other times you and Pyro will quickly rinse off before grabbing a snack.
That’s it it’s late and I’m exhausted hope you enjoyed💃
