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So I’ve been thinking about this for a while.

I have no desire to continue using tumblr, as it’s simply too toxic a site to continue using, but I don’t necessarily want to delete this blog, as it has too much useful references that I’d like to come back to.

So instead, I’ve decided this:

I will unfollow every blog I’m currently following, and will softblock every person who has followed me here.

I will not be giving out information of how to contact me.

This will be my last post.

Consider this to be like a spiritual purging. This will be the start of something new.

May God (or whatever deity or lackthereof) bless you, and farewell.

hbmmaster

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

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peoplegettingreallymadatpokemon

algandarsplaguepositive

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inlifeasindeath

suck a little dick…. smoke a little crack….

fortunatefool

Get down tonight!

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paper-mario-wiki

Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh for the Game Boy Advance

this ain’t your average wcdonalds this is actual carls jr in anime

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eggcup-deactivated20180129

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true

zonecassette

holy shit

severalowls

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

newtypenea

oh my god these are actually funny

baishujinkou

moonkitty

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

#fave #i've been looking for this post thanks

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

charlesoberonn

Jimmy Neutron voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by inventing something but my creation has gotten out of hand and led to unintended consequences. Now I desire to destroy my creation and return everything to its original state, but I lost control of the situation which inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

skarchomp

Spongebob Squarepants voice: Gary stop shitting on the carpet

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kyukes

gotta make the good times last

2460onetruepairing

[Canadian nostalgia increases.]

Hey unpopular opinion but while the “the curtains are just fucking blue” meme is funny and all, sometimes writers use symbolism and sometimes the curtains are not just fucking blue sometimes specification of colors means something because sometimes writers think about adding depth and nuance to their work and maybe you should at some point think that art can have meaning and not everything should be taken at literal face value

sleepyseatowns

Hi, friendly neighborhood english major here. the important thing when looking for symbolism are patterns: repeated elements, binaries, anomalies. Are a whole lot of things blue? The curtains, the car, the main character’s bedroom walls, the pattern on the plates, the love interest’s eyes? That’s starting to become a repeated element. Binaries? Are all those things blue but put in opposition to the red fire and the red blood and the red rose etc? That’s a binary. Does the blue window with the blue curtain have a bright yellow tulip sitting on the sill? That’s an anomaly.

These are all interesting things to pay attention to in an author’s work. The next important thing to ask is why is the author calling my attention to these colors? What function does coloring these items serve?

Maybe the author just likes blue. But if blue things keep turning up all over the place, there’s a chance that it’s not a coincidence, and the color is serving a purpose in the story.

gonebynow

I applaud this addition thank you