WLECOME TO MY TWISTED MIND

I reign over all that is trash or trashy. It wasn't until I joined the holy trinity of trash that I started to realize just how trashy my life has been and I soon rose to the royal ranks of garbage.

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

it would be fucked up if sex were real

[lnannibal]

wtf are you talking about

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up

[everythingisterrible]

[lord-kitschener]

[the-trash-queen]

“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?“ –Spy Kids 2: the Island of Lost Dreams

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Original comic by curioscurio I hope this is okay

[deviantartwhy]

H E L P M E H U S S I E

[thelegendofzeldamajorasmask]

Visit Original Link

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[beyoncebeytwice]

#NotAllSoutherners

say ya’ll. stop generalizing us

[torracat]

It’s “y'all”…im so sick and tired of fake southerners….you cityfolk disgust me

[beyoncebeytwice]

that was a test and you passed

[torracat]

alright…. *adjust cowboy hat* *spits* *saunters away while gripping belt buckle*

[taffybuns]

A̸̧̛̙̲͚̙̬͖̋̅͛̉͒̾ͬͮ͋̎̅͊́̕Ŗ̶̨̐͆̒ͫͮͯͬͥ҉̟̺̩̘̤͈̱̬͉̳͈̝͙̭̬̹E̵̪̭̖͕̣̼̣͓̗̩̰͇͍̮̔͆̌͌ͬ̈́̌͟͢͞ ͤ̀̉̄̏͂́̎̚̚͜͏̮͔̙̞̩̮̟͢ͅY̸̠̰͔͈̹͔̝̰̯͙̯̣͓̭͙̌̀͌̀̀̚͞͞ͅO͂ͣ̽ͥͯͮ̎̃̽̆ͭ͑̓̆͒͂̕̕͏̪͉̣̯͇̩̞͇̮̹͓̭̬̤͍̜Ư̫͍̟͉̟͙͔͚̺͈̙͖ͣ́͒͌ͥͪ̋ͤ͑̀̋ͯ̊ͩ̅̈̂ͣ͛͘ ̴̟̬̱̭̹̰͍͚̘̽ͥͭ̌͋̿̈̌͑̑̀͘͡F̡̢̡̫̲̭͕͍̼͕̱͔̭̫͑̊̆̾͆̆ͬ̍͞͝ͅͅͅE̴̱̰̣̪͚̬͕͍͈̠͙̊̏̆ͫ̐̃̽ͨ̏̅ͣ́̕͡E̫̞̣͕̲͇̮̮͊ͦ̓ͣ̽̓̂͊̔̀L̵̬͖̮͉̩͙͇̤̥͒ͬͤ͂̋ͧ̋̑ͫͤ̓ͥ͜͝͡I̡̨̫͙̼̩ͫ̓̃̇͌̉͌̍̾̔̍͌̇̈́ͬ͂́͟N̶̢̨̧̛̗̞̭̭̝̻͍̬̗̗̖̤͖͙̰̻̙̫̰̑̽̿͗͌͌̑ͦ̆́̓͑̎͋͑ͮG̷̡͍͙͕̖̩̪̦̱͎̲͖͚͕̪̺̺ͮ̊ͬ̉͋̿ͪͭ ̷̢̧̛͉̪̥͕͎̮͉̐ͭ̂̑̋ͨͧͥ̒̀́͒ͧ̾̉́͛ͭ͘I̧̓̔ͯ͋́҉҉̯̥͇̙̜̙̱̻̗̥̞̮͇̱̟T͛ͦͩ͊̋͒͑̔҉̷̹̦̺̩̮͔̜̦ ̛̃̅̍͐̐̇̋̔̀̓̑̐҉̶̰̮̯̱̥̣̼̖̼̀͡ͅÑ̾̆ͥ̎̓ͭ̈́̓̀̈̊ͣͭ̆ͭ̚҉̟͓͖͈͉͎̪̟͓̣̭̝̟̱̼͡Ò̃̐̐ͫ̍̃̅ͬ͊̑ͫ̆̆̓̏̓͏̹̜̠̬̩͍̹͎̠̣̩̖̬̰̬̀͟ͅW̵̶̧͖͓̺͓͉̟̫ͥ̑͐̃ͤͧ̓̅ͦ͠ ̧̳͎̳̗̬̜͍̖͓͖͖̠̟ͨ̅ͯ̋̎ͨͭ͝M̉̍̅͗̐͡҉̝͉͉̭͙͉̜͡R̶̖̘̦̭̼͙̠̜̳̰̠̫̔̂ͮ̓̃́̏̌̀̎͊ͧ͋̒̄ ̵̢̨̞̩̬̼̘͓̠̎̓̂̍̐͛́͌̑̇̚͞K̵̓ͮ̔ͧͣ̿́̆̀ͣ̂ͬ̓̀ͦͣͭ͏͔͍͓͓̙͚͉͍̘̫̭̠͙R̴̨͖̩̳͕̝̗̳͉̮̩͚͕̮̯͇̰͒͒͌̋ͫ̑̇͐ͫ̒̿̂̐ͦ͟͟͢A̫̥̻͈͔̟̪͍̻̼̱̹̜̪̩̹ͩ̄͂͗̔͋́ͯ̍͞B̶̡̯̮̹̻̫͎̯̫ͤͧͩͫ̆̐͌ͥ̌̅ͬͧ͌͑͒̃̚̚͜Ś̛ͫ̊͆ͮ̐͑̓͊̈́͂̄̎ͧ̚҉̢̨̺̝̯̝͚̞͚̹̙͔͙̺̣̜̠͠ͅ

[macleod]

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

[theslayprint]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

ｂｒｅａｔｈｅ  ｉｎｔｏ  ｔｈｅ  ｆｉｓｈ  ｏｒｂ，  ｃｈｉｌｄ

[wizardbeef]

[cyberhive-deactivated20151027]

all video games are canceled

it’s over

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

blues clues was misandrist because blue was a girl and she manipulated and ordered around steve who was an incompetent fool

[earthdad]

you: Despicable Me minions can’t be sexy

me:

you: nevermind

[pomeranian2]