it would be fucked up if sex were real
wtf are you talking about
i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up
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it would be fucked up if sex were real
wtf are you talking about
i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up
“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?“ –Spy Kids 2: the Island of Lost Dreams
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#NotAllSoutherners
say ya’ll. stop generalizing us
It’s “y'all”…im so sick and tired of fake southerners….you cityfolk disgust me
that was a test and you passed
alright…. *adjust cowboy hat* *spits* *saunters away while gripping belt buckle*
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i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
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blues clues was misandrist because blue was a girl and she manipulated and ordered around steve who was an incompetent fool
you: Despicable Me minions can’t be sexy
me:
you: nevermind