Freddie 💚

Your regular dose of awkward, hormonal teen humour/questions that you didn’t ask for.

[danielhowell]

Basically I’m Gay

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Why do I always feel more tired after sleeping than I do before? It’s very annoying.

[justbadpuns]

Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Nobody:

Me: *strong New Jersey accent* youliked&daudreyhepburnfangoriaharryhoudiniandcroquetyoucantswimyoucantdanceandyoudontknowkaratefaceit yA nEvEr goNnA mAKe iT.

[27-umbrellas]

Klaus, jolting up in the middle of the night: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want Klaus, now using a high voice: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want Klaus, now wearing sunglasses: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want Klaus, dancing around in his underwear: So tell me what you want, what you really, real- Ben, crying: Please just let me sleep

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Holy shit

Freddos are 10p again.

I’m crying.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Well that was a great week but they’re back to 30p. It’s a travesty.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Me: *takes out heart*

Me: this bitch empty lmao yeet

[verydarkgrey]

Five: I don’t like people

Allison: that’s not fair! You haven’t met all of them

Five: I’ve met enough of them. people. what a bunch of bastards.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Is this an IT Crowd reference?

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Me: *takes out brain*

Me: this bitch empty yeet

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Me: *takes out bank account*

Me: this bitch empty yeet

[cursedcatpictures]

tag yourself i’m mouse and carl

[neongravestonescall]

Larry

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

I’m Fred with a sprinkle of Carl.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Actually, screw that i’m all of them.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

Holy shit

Freddos are 10p again.

I’m crying.

[cursedcatpictures]

tag yourself i’m mouse and carl

[neongravestonescall]

Larry

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

I’m Fred with a sprinkle of Carl.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

This is like a g note but visual.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

I just forgot Mondays existed..

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

I’m not even going to include context cuz there barely is any. I just straight up forgot Monday was a day.

[the-trashed-gold-standard]

I just forgot Mondays existed..