The Good, The Bad, And The Weeaboo

weeaboo trash | reblogging stuff mostly | i write porn for people who read

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

fuck you if you call star wars (1977) “a new hope”

[aislinnsstuff-deactivated202511]

when you say it out loud do you pronounce the “(1977)”?

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

no i just put that there for clarification so people didn’t think i was talking about the entire franchise

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

maybe that’s why people call it a new hope

[the-true-weeaboo-trash]

"Omg her screen is so dark"

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know my phone was a fucking beacon mate Like, why the fuck are you trying to look at my phone anyway?? My battery needs to last seven goddamn hours and I don't need to unnecessarily turn my brightness up and run it down because iPhone batteries hardly last two hours

[notyetaskywalker]

Reylo Soulmate AU

inspired by the soulmate AU going around in the obikin tag where one wrist has your soulmate’s name the other has your worst enemy’s.

Han only saw the names on her wrist once, and once was all he needed. She was happily eating anything Maz set before them, her gloves removed and set aside giving Han a clear view of the names on them. On one wrist was ‘Ben Solo’ on the other, ‘Kylo Ren’.

His gut clenched as he observed Rey, oblivious to the destiny that lay in her future.

Despite not being Force sensitive, Han sure had a knack for getting involved in those matters.

Still, he couldn’t help but be relieved. Rey would either be his son’s salvation, or his death.

[first-train-to-hell]

This needs to be longer.

[theknightsjedi]

Somebody write more, please?

Originally posted by the-majestic-baconhawk

[kyloxreytfa]

[unsounded]

HE DID IT

[woathatsalotofanime]

eto’s tranformation

[skellydun]

What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[tomshardy]

me watching a movie i like with someone who hasn’t watched it before:

[mermaidpanties]

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

[chebbienicole]

I cannot reblog this enough

[mermaidpanties]

Why is this still getting notes

[theoriginalpurpledogpalace]

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

[mermaidpanties]

Wowie that was a good one

[the-true-weeaboo-trash]

Me: *constantly preaches about internet slang being stupid*

Me: *uses it on a regular basis*

[weloveshortvideos]

[unclefather]

why does it warn me that this vine may contain sensitive content 

[armie-hammer]

[unclefather]

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[oneofusbyabba]

a set of tags i was never prepared for

[peekingboo]

[brainedbysaucepans]

I’m starting to think this is getting out of hand…

[tambelon-deactivated20171105]

THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP TO SCROLL PAST ON MOBILE

[ask-chaoticnote]

STOP THAT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

[allbecausetheinternet]

That was a close one