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reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[neon-diamond-deactivated2024090]

not risking it. despair at its peak

[stolentweets]

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

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not risking it

[technicolor-vision]

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

[meneldil-istarendilye]

I have a test. Not risking it

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

I’d like to put a reminder in this post that all you’re risking is a normal Thursday, and reblogging only gives you internal positive vibes. It’s a bit unsettling that any post that jokingly gives good luck is always interpreted as having an implicit threat. Your Thursday’s gonna be great. <3

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[notlindsay]

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[adz]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

[theryanproject]

😅😅😅

[mia-bean-deactivated20190726]

IM IN CLASS, STOP

[this-is-me-irl]

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[apricitic]

a note on people who always say “i don’t mind” whenever you ask where they want to eat/what they want to watch/etc:

usually this is because they’ve been punished in the past for voicing their opinions, not because they’re out to annoy you specifically. depending on how much flack they used to receive, it can be very stressful for them if you try and force them to offer up an idea.

a lot of my friends who do this appreciate me giving out like… three options. pick three different things that you will be happy to do any of and ask which of those three options they’d prefer. it removes the fear of “what if they don’t like my suggestion” without erasing their option to chose and have preferences so, you know, good all around

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[inritum]

[averagefairy]

how creepy is it that if you dont get a sufficient amount of calcium during pregnancy your baby will just take it from your bones. he’ll weaken your bones to strengthen his own tiny baby bones. can you believe that 

[mitchfynde2]

me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold