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So excited for the emergence of Dracula Daily because now I can indulge my ever-present Dracula obsession Â
I havenât done anything digital in forever but here I present the (wives? castlemates?) just roasting the everloving daylights out of him on a constant basis
in honor of todayâs update
Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending
Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy
YES i do the cooking YES i do the cleaning YES i do the disorienting carriage driving and controlling wolves with my mind
Pictured: Dracula 10 minutes before leaving to pick up Jonathan
I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing youâve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl
I am reading scholarly works about Jane Austen and having hearteyes about obscure details in the Pemberley chapters of P&P that indicate Mr. Darcyâs sustainable land management praxis.
Okay, letâs talk about Pemberley!
Austen, as a rule, doesnât spend many paragraphs describing locations. Thereâs often information to be gleaned from their names (Sense and Sensibility is full of lurking references to sexual scandals and Mansfield Park to slavery), but Longbourn just means âlong streamâ or âlong boundary,â Netherfield means âlower field,â and Rosingsâ original owner was a redhead. Meryton, a pun on âmerry town,â is kind of fascinating, given the installment of the militia and the threat to stability and serenity they represent. Partying and shenanigans. Possibly a Shakespeare ref.
Longbourn barely gets any description at all. From the get-go, everyone who lives there is obsessed with other places, with getting out (except Mr. Bennet, who never wants to leave his library, never mind the house). Lady Catherine deems it small and mildly uncomfortable, which is in keeping with the theme of confinement, but also itâs Lady Catherine talking. Netherfield canât tell us much about Bingley, who is only a tenant. Rosings is expensively, ostentatiously modern and gaudily furnished, though it has a handsome park that Lady Catherine and her stifled daughter never set foot in but Elizabeth and Darcy both frequently escape to during their stays.
So itâs notable and wonderful that Austen goes out of her way to describe Pemberley as an old-fashioned, highly successful, working estate. Its practical old Anglo-Saxon name means âPemberâs clearing.â A pember is a man who grows barley. Darcy most likely still does. As Elizabeth and the Gardiners approach and tour the house, they notice and admire its beautiful surrounding woods, and then when they wander outside, the specific word Austen uses is coppice woods. A coppice is a woodland filled with tree species that grow new shoots from their stumps when you chop them down. Darcy probably has oaks on a fifty-year cycle as well as faster-growing species such as hawthorn and hornbeam for firewood, timber and cattle fodder. Coppice forestry is functional and sustainable, and provides habitat for beasts and birds.
Darcy is the anti-John Dashwood (Dashwood, srsly), the brother in Sense and Sensibility who inherits Elinor and Marianneâs childhood estate of Norland, whose wife immediately starts making plans to hack down trees (not even coppice trees, but big, gorgeous, venerable hardwoods) to make way for a folly. Jane Austen hated follies. Also, it ought to be noted that timber was so valuable in Britain at the time that estates often had inheritance clauses that detailed who was and wasnât allowed to chop down what.
Darcyâs a food producer and land conservator, prefers nature over fussy, ornamental landscape design, his servants and tenants like him, he gives money to the poor⌠and⌠heâs a trout fisherman! He shoots, too, as do Bingley and Hurst and Mr. Bennet, but itâs a particular mark in his favour that Austen singles him and Mr. Gardiner out as anglers. Itâs a pastime that signifies a taste for contemplation and quietness and appreciation of nature, as blissfully described in The Compleat Angler; or, The Contemplative Manâs Recreation, a hugely popular travel book first published in the 1600s and reprinted often for 18th C libraries. The plot of The Compleat Angler is about the conversion of a hunter (pastime of the ultra-rich) to a fisherman who learns to love the peaceful sport. We receive ample evidence elsewhere that Darcy is a man capable of swift, decisive action and formidable effectiveness. But at Pemberley, Austen takes care to show us how heâs balanced.
Most of the information in this post comes from Margaret Doodyâs Jane Austenâs Names.Â
I didnât know any of this! I always thought it was a bit odd how her viewing the estate changed her views of the man himself, as if it was about how big the place was. Instead it was how he cared for the land / people. Fascinating! Completely missed that.
Itâs literally his character reference! Most women at the time had to marry for financial security, yet marriage was horribly risky, because divorce was almost impossible. If you married someone you didnât know well, and he turned out to be lazy, irresponsible, or abusive, you were stuck.Â
This is why so many Austen heroes are mature, almost frumpy men the heroines have known for years. Local fellows with family ties. They donât offer breathless romances; the happy endings they offer are happy because they are safe.
Darcy is not a local boy. Darcy is not a fully formed, baggable Austen hero when he proposes at Hunsford, not just because heâs rude af, but because Lizzy doesnât know him well enough yet. She has no real way of knowing how he would treat her. Austen sends Lizzy to Pemberley not to dazzle her with Darcyâs wealth, but to provide her with good, hard evidence of his treatment of the people under his protection, including his tenants, his sister, and the intelligent, dignified housekeeper who has known him since he was a toddler.
Character references established, we may proceed with the romance.
(n.b. He doesnât know her either, until sheâs rejected him. He proposes, despite his giant pile of reservations, because heâs so horny for her he canât stand it (at least, to his credit, heâs turned on by her brains as much as her hot little bod), but only after her refusal does he realize how completely he has failed to understand this woman or make himself worthy of her. He falls in love for real only after she has demanded that he live up to his own high standards. Refreshing, ainât it?)
Me: [reading a book called âThe Unlikely Escape of Uriah Heepâ, deeply engrossed in the plot, forgetting what the book is called]
Uriah Heep, near the end: *escapes*
Me:
Someone once said that the titles of jane austenâs novels are the name of the problems in the books. For example: in pride and prejudice the biggest problem is the conflict between pride and prejudice. So that makes Emma the biggest problem in Emma and, now that I have started reading the novel, I have never agreed more with something than I agree with this.
Gift art? As MY Christmas present?! It's more likely than you think!
Two of my favorite things in this world is creating stuff and Christmas! So, in honor of me finally having the time, I'm going to be holding a Christmas gift drawing, as in, if you send me a request, I'll put you URL in a hat and have a drawing! There will be at LEAST three winners, however-there may be more depending on how much time is afforded to me!
How to enter?
Easy! Message me or send an ask! Include what gift you would prefer and the details and boom! Your URL will be added to the hat that I will be drawing out of!
What are the gifts!?
You can request either:
-a sketch of up to 2 characters
Example A
-a colored sketch of one character
Example B
-sketches of busts of up to 3 characters (can be 3 of the same character or 3 different ones!)
Example V (for Vetinari, cuz well...that there is Vetinari)
-a very short, one shot fic
(for this one I will either need to know the characters if you just want to request a certain prompt OR you are going to have to be very VERY specific! If you request this one I might ask for more details.) Also a short disclaimer about this one: please keep in mind that writing is my casual and very chill hobby, and although I thoroughly enjoy it, I consider myself a novice! However, I will try my best of course!
What are the rules!?
-Just because you enter, does not guarantee that your name will be pulled. I will do as many entrees as I can but only THREE are guaranteed.
-Your gift will be posted and messaged to you on December 24th! I am sending this out early in order to give myself plenty of time to complete the gifts!
-No NSFW
-If you request a drawing of an OC or a character I am not familiar with I WILL need a reference!
-For art, the more specific you want it, the more specific you have to be! If you just request a character or two characters, you're leaving it up to the dealer (that's me!). They might show up in a meme or reaction image pose, or they might just be standing there in a goofy Christmas outfit! So you if don't want that (or do!) specify!
-You MUST submit your request by November 26th! You submit your request by either messaging me or asking me! It can be as simple as "Hey for Christmas I want a colored sketch of so-and-so from that-one-thing!" and BOOM! You're in!
Emily: I am not having sex with Steeforth.
David Copperfield: No one would judge you. Itâs understandable. Heâs strong and mysterious and a total genius, not to mention well-muscled.
Emily: Iâm not having sex with Steerforth, but Iâm starting to think you might be.
âVillainâ this and âderangedâ that. Maybe Lady Macbeth was just trying to have her hot girl summer.
Me and a friend are reading the discworld books together but apparently I quote- âdevour books like theyâre waterâ and âwhat the heck you mad-woman!?!â so Iâm taking a detour and rereading David Copperfield since itâs been about a year or so since I read it the first time and the love still hasnât died (probably never will!) So here. Have a probably got away with something awful and is making sure David KNOWS it Uriah Heep.
I do badly want to hop back on the David Copperfield art train. The biggest problem is I have. No. Idea. What. To. Draw.
Enters 100 year old fandom like âhey guys whatâs new?â