The Dumb Literature Nerd

Just some weirdo passing through. Don't mind me. Mainly blogs humor stuff, with a healthy sprinkling of fan stuff and other odds and ends. Really this blog is just a giant mish mash of *vague hand gesture* things. The important and good bio stuff: Hannah. 26. She/Her. Lutheran (Christian). American....Anything else just message me! I like talking! Like Tolkien stuff? Find me @utumnyooo Photography? @seagullphotography Classic lit? @the-umblest-blog Aestheticy stuff? @Caffeinatedbird

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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Look I like Knives Out too but it’s so funny how obvious the only other detective mystery many of you have seen is Sherlock. “Knives Out makes the brooding detective into a silly little guy” like my beloved fellow tumblr users there are so many silly little pal detective shows. Psych, Monk, Pushing Daisies, Ace Attorney, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, COLUMBO!! It’s a silly guy genre!!!!

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[tastefullyoffensive]

...and ruined your shirtless affair.

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no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[octopodhotrod]

Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[fishgummy]

your boyfriend is so otterlike we dropped him into the ocean and he swam away with his hind limbs and webbed feet suitable for paddling

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

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how is anyone supposed to sleep. in these temprachures

[great-and-small]

Guys will be like “I’m so romantic” and then they won’t even do a courtship display dance by hopping around and flapping their wings. They won’t even toss a twig in the air for you with their beak 😒