Birth is a curse, and existance is a prison

Sarah | England

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away twelve Bantam paperback classics by Walt Whitman, Emily Bronte, Edgar Allan Poe, James Joyce, George Eliot, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on September 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[macrolit]

Here’s our brand new giveaway!

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[nolookfive]

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

[relucant]

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

[thevastnessof]

People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything

[thecryptkeeper]

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’:

[sanetwin]

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[iaminfiniteus]

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[stability]

[ruinedchildhood]