HIM

[the-white-eyes]

Do you feel it?

HIS presence?

Do you see it?

HIS eyes?

Do you know it?

HIS name?

THE HEROBRINE.

[harmonyanomalyoyo]

i never shared this one

[evvokers]

Villager in my build keeps getting into shenanigans

[kolossos-om]

charlie kirk come savee me

[the-white-eyes]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

[girlfishdog]

I don't deserve to be capable of drawing

[the-white-eyes]

Is it the bedrock wither?

[elegybeatty]

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

[basyacriptid]

[the-white-eyes]

AWWWWWW

[herobrine-offical]

*eating the leaves* mmm leab

is this one poision ivy

Yes also are you eating the leaves from my leaf chest?

[the-white-eyes]

*eats leaves with them*

[aperturehrdept-offical]

Jarona!

(Eli holds up a sprayer full of weed killer threateningly.)

[dimensional-cafe]

Is that a new type of drink?

[aperturehrdept-offical]

{ Nope! Poisonous chemicals. }

{ For plants. }

[err-null-tbs]

Null grabs the weed killer and rips the top off. He drinks it somehow.

tasty .

[herobrine-offical]

and you complain about me eating leaves yet here you are drinking.

[aperturehrdept-offical]

{ Glad I don’t spend much time around these parts.. }

{ . . What version of the game are we in, anyway? }

[the-white-eyes]

I'm in the one with leaf litter, I'm so happy Mojang added it.

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[err-null-tbs]

err.null

[the-white-eyes]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[err-null-tbs]

ugly . get contacts and be normal .

[the-white-eyes]

You're literally just the color black.

Don't call me ugly when you literally don't even have a face.

[err-null-tbs]

i do have a face .

[the-white-eyes]

Where???

[err-null-tbs]

can you not see it ? look .

it is right there .

[the-white-eyes]

Yeah guess you're so ugly my brain removed the ability to process your face.

[err-null-tbs]

you look diseased and blind .

[the-white-eyes]

Screw it, I'm gonna come over there and kick your ass.

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[err-null-tbs]

err.null

[the-white-eyes]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[err-null-tbs]

ugly . get contacts and be normal .

[the-white-eyes]

You're literally just the color black.

Don't call me ugly when you literally don't even have a face.

[err-null-tbs]

i do have a face .

[the-white-eyes]

Where???

[err-null-tbs]

can you not see it ? look .

it is right there .

[the-white-eyes]

Yeah guess you're so ugly my brain removed the ability to process your face.

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[err-null-tbs]

err.null

[the-white-eyes]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[err-null-tbs]

ugly . get contacts and be normal .

[the-white-eyes]

You're literally just the color black.

Don't call me ugly when you literally don't even have a face.

[err-null-tbs]

i do have a face .

[the-white-eyes]

Where???

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[err-null-tbs]

err.null

[the-white-eyes]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[err-null-tbs]

ugly . get contacts and be normal .

[the-white-eyes]

You're literally just the color black.

Don't call me ugly when you literally don't even have a face.

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[err-null-tbs]

err.null

[the-white-eyes]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

[herobrine-offical]

Do you know null?

Or possibly integrity?

I know NULL and I think I've heard of the name, integrity, but don't remember them

[the-white-eyes]

Null a bitch, integrity can kiss my ass.

[err-null-tbs]

bitch

[the-white-eyes]

COME HERE SO I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASS

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[herobrine-offical]

Hey you should summon me in that world you really like. I deffinately won't steal all the leaves on your oak trees.

[aperturehrdept-offical]

[ What do you even do with the leaves??? ]

[ Do you ]

[ Eat them??? ]

[the-white-eyes]

Hi, second Herobrine here, the answer is yes.

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[the-white-eyes]

Zombies 3, desert edition.