[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[wordsnquotes]

“After all, soul mates always end up together.”

— Cecelia Ahern, Where Rainbows End / Love, Rosie (via thelovejournals)

[way2haught]

[manda]

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no one eats blueberries faster…

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

[spiroandthelacktones]

With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video

[missing-the-90s]

Bob Ross peeling contact paper is the most satisfying thing I’ve seen today

[friiick]

I hope i can wake up in twenty years to your kisses and a solid game plan on how we’re going to get the kids up and ready for school

[the-wholedamnzoo]

On July 19th, 2016, a girl messaged me here on Tumblr after seeing me on @floridagirlswholikegirls

On August 4th, 2016, I met her in person for our first date.

On September 20th, 2016, I came out to my mom as bisexual and told her about the girl.

On May 18th, 2018, I moved in with her.

On July 2nd, 2018, she asked me in front of both of our families to be her wife.

And I said yes!

On March 23rd, 2019, I will marry the love of my life.

@cuteoneliners

[madonees]

[cartooncoyote]

Is google threatening me

[fyeahdisneyatlantis]

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

[afallenwolf]

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

[tini-ballerini]

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[showtimechamaco]

[gayfeatherfiend]

Another reason why representation matters.

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

[dumbassbiinlove]

[dykefleming]