"Brains can't launch shit, brah."

Twisty 22 Writer, Artist Demisexual/Panromantic I'm an apostrophe I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see I'm just a product of the system; a catastrophe And yet a masterpiece center>

[loumovies]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[arielries]

i couldn’t stop thinking about these tweets so i doodled some accompaniments  

[mathematurgist]

I can’t believe that this was written by the writer of Bojack horseman.

[insomniac-arrest]

The writer of Bojack Horseman is the only one I believe who could write this

[forgottenpnffacts]

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

[transvinniedakota]

[dicaeopolis]

new alignment chart

[dicaeopolis]

some thoughts

[frayedcobweb]

This is so simple and so fantabulous

[femlet-deactivated20221123]

[erika-infinitum]

Oh yes I also beat my wife to cope

[dixiechad]

Sir that's my emotional support domestic abuse victim.

[grawly]

the future is here

[zsnes]

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[galacticchaosminion]

I don’t go to school but i’ll reblog for the money part

[hanramz-the-fander]

Can I exchange passing a test for doing well at work?

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[funneeb]

In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.

[professionalyawkward]

My first digital art! 

I´m definetely going to be a little more audacious with colours next time

(。・ω・。) ･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

[judyjetsons]

If anybody needs me,

[jinxedleo]

I think you mean

[gahdamnpunk]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[katiemcgrath]

idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

[katiemcgrath]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

[leg-stealing-bee]

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

[leg-stealing-bee]

WHAT????

[hopeful0reblogs]

Oh my god this makes me angry is this a Mandela effect thing why did every-fucking-one, includi myself, think it was a tea cup and saucer

[anexperimentallife]

The Mandela Effect strikes again.

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]

[memoirsofanantistar]

[fruitie]

straight people shut up challenge

[didyouknowmagic]

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

[tentacleteapot]

He did add this later, which is… something?

[tentacleteapot]

[x] good ending

[zofromoh]

[randomslasher]

This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there. 

I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege. 

[107bees-deactivated20230121]

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]