as mcr said, "i'm not okay"

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[trans-junk-rat]

[hellboundwitch]

heavensentmuggle

[dumbhoe-blog1]

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

[enjcrlas-deactivated20180630]

I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

[ironswordandstarshield]

#what do you mean girls need water to live 

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

couple things

my town’s fireworks were cancelled because they had hired a new company to supply the display this year, and the company ended up not having a properly certified driver to deliver the fireworks from maryland to beachwood, NJ. 

everyone found this out at 2pm on july 4th.

the display was not delivered earlier because apparently there was no place to store them.

my town has been doing this for like 70 years so like. good work everyone involved.

when calls were made to the company, callers were met with an automated message informing them that the company was closed for the holiday.

amazing

mayor was Pissed beyond Pissed. this is a huge thing that my town’s been doing for decades that people invest a lot of money in. everyone’s bummed.

however

around 8:30 last night, everyone and their mother started shooting off illegal fireworks, implying that people heard about this, and immediately drove to delaware or pennsylvania, and stocked up on all the good shit that’s illegal in NJ.

not a single siren/police boat to be seen

from my aunt’s dock, i had a great view of one house on the water in particular shooting off more fireworks than everyone else, blasting music, tons of smoke and noise.

it was the mayor’s house

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[officialnoot]

when you hear your parents talking about you in the next room

[transpondster]

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

yes. now die idiot if you don’t agree

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[kitty]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[taco-bell-rey]

straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[the-windy-kid]

rats are doing well!!

[yekkes]

There’s a kind of beauty in tacky lesbian fashion because yeah some of it may be ugly but? The confidence behind it. Infuriates straight men. Like you’re not sexually available to me AND you look weird in an off-putting way that doesn’t appeal to me? They can’t stand it and I find that hilarious and support my tacky lesbians

[rowdyholtzy]