Raphael

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

Names Raphael. Now what do you what?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you <33

*sigh* My brothers and Master Splinter, of course, pizza duh, punching stuff, April, and stopping the Shred-head and his pet krang.

((My irl brother, snow, my cat, tmnt, and painting.))

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*There is definitely not a turtle watching you from a distance.*

*Shredder was just walking in the sewer all innocent*

Time to go up there and get something to eat!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

And here I thought he couldn't get any dumber. I guess I was wrong.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*hits you with a broom*

Ow! Hey! Cut that out! >:/

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

opinion on casey jones? ;]

He's a nut case. But he has his uses. He's a great distraction when we need one though.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

hai ^_^

Hi.

((Sorry I've been offline. Been dealing with life.))

[donnie-the-weeb]

(Sigh.) you know why we're always quiet around inori??

Uh… no?

[realityblind]

...

She has a condition called "auditory-tactile-synesthesia." She feels sounds, like I do, except she sees colors in them too, and mine is mostly with music. Hers is with every sound.

Uh, loud noises of any type are extremely physically painful to her. Just to let you know.

also it's her birthday today!

[donnie-the-weeb]

Oh… alri- WAIT ITS HER BIRTHDAY?!

[realityblind]

Y-yeah!

[He slams his hands down.]

Wait! You're telling me you really didn't know?!

[donnie-the-weeb]

No! That wasn’t on my calendar!

*He showed her the calendar on his phone*

today is scam kids of their Vbucks and kill them in Fortnite day!

I’ve gotten so much Vbucks today…

[realityblind]

HOW DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S B--

wait, you have a day for scamming kids out of vbucks? what??

[donnie-the-weeb]

Yeah! It’s on the 19th of every month! And tomorrow…

*He looked on his calendar again*

I make my plans to hack a Minecraft server and win bedwars! To get revenge on that guy that always kills me and gets my teams bed…

[realityblind]

A-ah. Right.

I forgot you're a different flavor of autism...

[donnie-the-weeb]

…ok??? ANYWAYS! Wednesday is when I pour milk first THEN the cereal to get people mad so they hate me! Then, Thursday is when I copy Raph for an entire day! Let’s just say, he hates that day. And Friday is when I eat Mikey’s leftovers and Saturday is when I laugh in Leo’s face for an hour for having a crush on April.

[realityblind]

. . .

[He texts Inori.]

your boyfriend is insane. leave him immediately. now

[And puts down his phone, forgetting it was visible.]

Huh?

[donnie-the-weeb]

What?

Sunday is when I go to my BTS shrine and bow down to it! I faint after that for some reason. And Monday is when I practice making characters and graphics and singing! cause I wanna be a game developer by day.

*he smirked*

and a k-pop star by night.

[DONNIE IS SO SO SOCRINGE I SWEAR!!! 🤮🤮🤮 but I ♥️ him.]

[realityblind]

.

coming from a former idol, no. it sucks. don't.

[He just texts Inori (who responded with "oh Lord, what brought this one on?") "BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW. RUN GIRL.]

[donnie-the-weeb]

I can be what I want Sanka!

I should show you how I sing!!!!

Leo says it’s the most beautiful thing he’s heard, Raph says it sucks and I sound like a kazoo but he’s joking, Mikey said it’s like a choir of angels dipped in honey, and dad even cried when he heard it for the first time!

[realityblind]

. . .

how much can I pay you to not do that.

[donnie-the-weeb]

*Donnie breathed in*

A MILLION VBUCKS AND A BUNCH OF ANIME AND K-POP MERCH!!!!!

[realityblind]

J-jesus...

[He texts faster.]

"INORI MAHOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GET ME OUT OR I'LL DIE. I CAN'T HANDLE thIS HOW DO U DO IT"

[donnie-the-weeb]

SANKA! IM GONNA SING OK?! THE WHOLE LAIR SHOULD HEAR IT WITH THIS MICROPHONE I MADE!

*Donnie got out a microphone and tapped it*

testing?! Testing!

[realityblind]

eeugh.. oh boy.

[donnie-the-weeb]

*Donnie began to sing Dynamite by BTS that was heard in the entire lair.*

@raph-reign17, @leontheluxuriousone, @geniusbuiltblogtm, @mikey-the-mischevious, @hugzfromcaseyjr, @aprilthefiercequeen, @thecassclan, @yokai-nerd

@captain-ryans-no1-fan-2, @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues, @the-party-dude, @a-wise-rat, @goongala-hockey-puck

@leos-katanas, @the-tech-turtle, @raphaelsplinterson2003, @goongala2003

@0r0ku-k1ller, @genius-in-training, @sergeant-uno, @music-fr34k

@ieatdanger4breakfast, @the-rager-ever, @superflyyyy

@ninjas-greatest-weapon, @marvelousmichelangelo, @genius-othello, @b1g-raph1e

@the-wise-guy-er-turtle

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*Raphael is just in the Rise med-bay, totally out of it.*

Mmmmm.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*MWAH* you've been kissed on the cheek (/p) -affection anon

What the heck!?

[leontheluxuriousone]

*It's been about 30 minutes or so since the loud bang and everything went quiet. Is everyone ok?*

((ooc: IM SCARED FOR THESE GUYS FR-))

uhhh…hello..?

Is anyone there…?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫 mmmmm.

[leontheluxuriousone]

HOLY SHIIII..-

UHHHHHH…..

*he runs up to Raphael, checking to make sure he’s at least ALIVE-*

DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED?!?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He's limp against the wall, and there's a crater in. He must have hit it pretty hard. It looks like he's bleeding too.*

Ow.

[leontheluxuriousone]

OK UHH…S-STAY HERE! ILL GO GET UH..

NEVERMIND ILL TAKE U TO MEDBAY-

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫

[leontheluxuriousone]

*he just..drags..you to the Medbay..*

First lee becomes a vampire, now this?! What’s next, I lose an arm?!

..oh. Riiight, riiight…

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫 owww.

[leontheluxuriousone]

*It's been about 30 minutes or so since the loud bang and everything went quiet. Is everyone ok?*

((ooc: IM SCARED FOR THESE GUYS FR-))

uhhh…hello..?

Is anyone there…?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫 mmmmm.

[leontheluxuriousone]

HOLY SHIIII..-

UHHHHHH…..

*he runs up to Raphael, checking to make sure he’s at least ALIVE-*

DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED?!?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He's limp against the wall, and there's a crater in. He must have hit it pretty hard. It looks like he's bleeding too.*

Ow.

[leontheluxuriousone]

OK UHH…S-STAY HERE! ILL GO GET UH..

NEVERMIND ILL TAKE U TO MEDBAY-

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫

[leontheluxuriousone]

*It's been about 30 minutes or so since the loud bang and everything went quiet. Is everyone ok?*

((ooc: IM SCARED FOR THESE GUYS FR-))

uhhh…hello..?

Is anyone there…?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫 mmmmm.

[leontheluxuriousone]

HOLY SHIIII..-

UHHHHHH…..

*he runs up to Raphael, checking to make sure he’s at least ALIVE-*

DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED?!?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He's limp against the wall, and there's a crater in. He must have hit it pretty hard. It looks like he's bleeding too.*

Ow.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

100 posts!

((Oooo. Nice! :3))

[leontheluxuriousone]

*It's been about 30 minutes or so since the loud bang and everything went quiet. Is everyone ok?*

((ooc: IM SCARED FOR THESE GUYS FR-))

uhhh…hello..?

Is anyone there…?

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫 mmmmm.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

Looks like you got your ass kicked…

-@last-ronin

😵‍💫 mmhm

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

I like him. He's nice. But a little.. sparkly.. in his own way. OH YEAH! And we're villains technically.. sorta.. not really. We need to get started on that. I keep forgetting..

Right. Well, good luck with that.

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*Shredder all of sudden tackles Raph*

I FINALLY FOUND YOU AGAIN TURTLE!

-@shredder-the-shredhead

Gah! GET OFF ME YOU OVERSIZED TIN CAN! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

NEVER! AHAHAHAA!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR!? >:0 AND HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME!?

*He tries to grab his sai from his belt.*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT! I WILL TURN YOU INTO TURTLE SOUP! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He manages to get his sai, then he kicks you off of him.*

THE HECK YOU WILL! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder began to slash at Raph*

YES! MAYBE I CAN SAY A WORD OR TWO HERE!

*Shredder laughs*

F$@# YOU PUNY TURTLE!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

OW! 》AND HEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! THIS IS A KIDS SHOW!《 >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHAHAHAA!! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! I AM THE SHREDDER!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*Raphael charges at you.*

THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO SHRED SOME CHEESE!? >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder punched Raph in the face*

I WOULD RATHER SHRED YOU!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

OW! OH, MAN! WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS WHEN I NEED THEM!?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

WITHOUT YOUR BROTHERS, YOUR POWERLESS!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

0~0 Oh man! Why does he have to be right! IM NOT POWERLESS! I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO STRETCH, IS ALL! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD!!!

*Shredder kicked Raph as hard as he can*

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He slams into the wall. He looks dazed.*

Ow.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder laughed*

maybe get some proper training?!

*He soon walked away*

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

😵‍💫

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*Shredder all of sudden tackles Raph*

I FINALLY FOUND YOU AGAIN TURTLE!

-@shredder-the-shredhead

Gah! GET OFF ME YOU OVERSIZED TIN CAN! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

NEVER! AHAHAHAA!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR!? >:0 AND HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME!?

*He tries to grab his sai from his belt.*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT! I WILL TURN YOU INTO TURTLE SOUP! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He manages to get his sai, then he kicks you off of him.*

THE HECK YOU WILL! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder began to slash at Raph*

YES! MAYBE I CAN SAY A WORD OR TWO HERE!

*Shredder laughs*

F$@# YOU PUNY TURTLE!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

OW! 》AND HEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! THIS IS A KIDS SHOW!《 >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHAHAHAA!! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! I AM THE SHREDDER!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*Raphael charges at you.*

THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO SHRED SOME CHEESE!? >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder punched Raph in the face*

I WOULD RATHER SHRED YOU!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

OW! OH, MAN! WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS WHEN I NEED THEM!?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

WITHOUT YOUR BROTHERS, YOUR POWERLESS!!!!

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

0~0 Oh man! Why does he have to be right! IM NOT POWERLESS! I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO STRETCH, IS ALL! >:0

[shredder-the-shredhead]

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD!!!

*Shredder kicked Raph as hard as he can*

[the-wise-guy-er-turtle]

*He slams into the wall. He looks dazed.*

Ow.