Send Newts

These cursed fairies continue to thieve away my things.

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[maureen2musings]

Chasing across the South Plains and Midwest

adamkylejackson

[dogpuppy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[cafandnaps]

New shirt my amulet told me I should have made. Great idea amulet, you’re the best!

[bish0ps]

day two sober im moving objects with my mind

[9to10lives]

[the-wizardest-wizard]

I had my apprentice hire a minstrel to sing me songs while I’m busy doing spells. I throw a book at him when I don’t like what he’s singing.He sucks but it’s the kings gold he’s paid with so Whatevr

[contemptible-scoundrel]

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

[blemgoid]

[trying to impress stranger at party] yeah my thoughts are literally influenced by a distant malevolent engine

[killxbunnyyy]

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

[sailatina3]

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[gavamont]

The wizard cafe said my punchcard is from an alternate reality, so they won’t honor the punches on the card. Total bullshit.

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[literally-a-spellbook]

📜 looking for a new wizard 📜

If you are a wizard who does any of the following this is ❌NOT❌ for you

• Only learns joke spells

• Can’t properly copy a spell from a scroll

• Isn’t committed to the craft of arcane study

• has a history of loosing their spell book

• Makes under 1000 gold a month. If you can’t afford parchment and components why are you a wizard.

• Refuses to learn any arcane identifying or analyzing spells

• Can’t keep a job, let alone an adventuring party

• Interest in conquering or pillaging.

I expect applications as I am a very sought after grimoire

[the-wizardest-wizard]

Greetings

[the-wizardest-wizard]

They call me the narcissistic nobleman