⊰⦉Little Hero, Zero Chill⦊⊱

Based on the Little Hero AU by artist PixlezQ and my own brain :3 ran by one mod

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HI TUMBLR!!!! 👋🗡️

okay so. hi. hello. greetings. bonjour (Pete taught me that one).

my name is WADE WILSON. you might know me as:

- deadpool

- the merc with a mouth

- "WADE NO PUT THAT DOWN"

- Mr. Fury's least favorite person (he won't confirm this, but I KNOW)

i am EIGHT. or nine. somewhere in that zone. numbers are hard and the evidence has been confiscated.

Things about me:

- 🌯 i love chimichangas MORE than anything

- 🧠 i have yellow boxes in my head, and they are VERY opinionated (They are the anonymous and people asking questions)

- 💪 I heal from basically everything, which Steve says means I should be careful, and I say means I should be LESS careful. science.

- 🕷️ my best friend is Pete. he says i'm not his best friend. he is lying.

Things i will be posting:

chaos. probably chimichangas. pete. More chaos. Whatever the yellow boxes vote for. Answering questions.

Tony said i have the emotional maturity of a golden retriever on a sugar high and i made it my whole personality so. you're welcome.

(Wade Wilson does not live with a traditional family. He stays at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters as a "student," but mostly lives by himself in a little treehouse he built in the forest around the school, surviving on food from the grounds. - Mod)

(this blog is kind of based on the Little Hero AU by the incredibly talented @PixlezQ (Dont know if they're okay with being tagged)— and my own brain — go show them love immediately. RIGHT NOW. i'll wait. 🗡️❤️ (I don't really know much about Deadpool but I'll try my best :3, if I get something wrong just tell me peacefully) - Mod)

Art by PixlezQ of Wade

[rpmemepalkia]

Please reblog this if your blog is crossover friendly

aka you are happy to write with muses who aren't in your same fandom (fandomless muses of similar genre for instance)

+ specify in tags what kind of crossovers you're open to

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Boredddd!

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🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[spidey-dad]

Ok well there's a plate under this box, ignore the string...

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[He would scurry underneath the box, eating whatever was on the plate]

[spidey-dad]

*he pulls the string out, capturing Wade in a large cardboard box.*

Ha! Gotcha.

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would lift the box and scurry out]

[spidey-dad]

Hey! No fair. That's a fool proof trap right there.

Do you really live in a treehouse, kid?

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Yup, built it myself [Wade smiled, his gap-toothed smile visible]

[spidey-dad]

Is it, like, insulated? Have you made it through the winter yet? *Peter crosses his arms on his chest and frowns down at the kid.*

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

No.... But I do use a lot of blankets and a sleeping bag that I stole from the school... [Wade looked down, avoiding eye contact]

[spidey-dad]

M hm.

*He goes down on one knee do he can be at eye level.*

What about food? What do you eat at night, and on the weekends when you aren't at school? Are you ever hungry?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

The school is kinda like an orphanage; we live there all year round, and we do get fed all year round... They wouldn't just stop feeding a bunch of kids in their care

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[spidey-dad]

Ok well there's a plate under this box, ignore the string...

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would scurry underneath the box, eating whatever was on the plate]

[spidey-dad]

*he pulls the string out, capturing Wade in a large cardboard box.*

Ha! Gotcha.

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would lift the box and scurry out]

[spidey-dad]

Hey! No fair. That's a fool proof trap right there.

Do you really live in a treehouse, kid?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Yup, built it myself [Wade smiled, his gap-toothed smile visible]

[spidey-dad]

Is it, like, insulated? Have you made it through the winter yet? *Peter crosses his arms on his chest and frowns down at the kid.*

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

No.... But I do use a lot of blankets and a sleeping bag that I stole from the school... [Wade looked down, avoiding eye contact]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[spidey-dad]

Ok well there's a plate under this box, ignore the string...

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would scurry underneath the box, eating whatever was on the plate]

[spidey-dad]

*he pulls the string out, capturing Wade in a large cardboard box.*

Ha! Gotcha.

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would lift the box and scurry out]

[spidey-dad]

Hey! No fair. That's a fool proof trap right there.

Do you really live in a treehouse, kid?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Yup, built it myself [Wade smiled, his gap-toothed smile visible]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

omg you’re so smol!!!

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh! It's another me! Hi! [Wade smiled]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[spidey-dad]

Ok well there's a plate under this box, ignore the string...

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would scurry underneath the box, eating whatever was on the plate]

[spidey-dad]

*he pulls the string out, capturing Wade in a large cardboard box.*

Ha! Gotcha.

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would lift the box and scurry out]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[spidey-dad]

Ok well there's a plate under this box, ignore the string...

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[He would scurry underneath the box, eating whatever was on the plate]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

How many other Wade's have you met so far?

Just one so far. I'm so excited to meet more versions of me!

[d-adpool]

HELO

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

HELLO! [Wade smiled] It's another me!

[d-adpool]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[d-adpool]

wow you're just like me but tiny! what happened to you little dude? when i was your age i was normal

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Mom died, Dad sold me to the X-Program after she died for beer money, I escaped after they experimented on me, and now I live at Xavier's school for gifted youngsters in a treehouse outside of the school [Wade looked down, crossing his arms]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

How many other Wade's have you met so far?

Just one so far. I'm so excited to meet more versions of me!

[d-adpool]

HELO

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

HELLO! [Wade smiled] It's another me!

[d-adpool]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

How many other Wade's have you met so far?

Just one so far. I'm so excited to meet more versions of me!

[d-adpool]

HELO

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

HELLO! [Wade smiled] It's another me!

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

🫵🏼 smol pool

@spidey-dad

Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!

[spidey-dad]

What's your favorite food, tiny chaos machine?

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Chimichangas! [Wade giggled]

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

Have you seen Peter in training with Natasha doing a jump kick in heels yet? Thoughts?

Yeah! I think it's pretty cool! I wanna do that someday, but Nat says I can't for some reason [Wade would pout]. It's stupid that I'm not allowed, but Pete is allowed to.

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Do you get along with Logan's other kids?

Hell yeah! I enjoy teaching them to steal and create the same chaos I do. I love them!

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Do you consider Logan your dad?

No, not really. He's like a mean older brother that I like to annoy; he can be pretty fun to hang out with tho

[the-yellow-boxes-said-yes]

So what have you been up to lately?

Ya know, sleeping, eating, causing chaos, stealing stuff, hanging out with Pete—just the usual things.