Blood is fuel, Hell is full

You can call me Yoyo :) Previously hoppingthegovermentsfences

[cutecipher]

the worlds last funny image has died in captivity

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[dogpuppy]

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[eroscestlavie]

[dogpuppy]

[spider-shoes]

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

[south-africa-official]

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

[lesbianfujoshis]

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[yoshidinosaur]

Apples are a type of fruit.

[yoshidinosaur]

You can eat apples and smell them too.

[despazito]

[enki2]

[dirtreally]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.