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[the1nonlyaafsa]

hey girl (sped up + reverb)

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[ratsoupee]

Haha lookit em go!!

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[disterbia]

[maja-paja]

[kissycat]

Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[the1nonlyaafsa]

when I was young I hated the texture of tomatoes , and now after years of hard work , I no longer am young

[the1nonlyaafsa]

if you're feeling sad you should try this 2 step no fail hack

1. lassi

2. I'm not repeating myslef

[the1nonlyaafsa]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE I FINALLY GOT MY LASSI

[eaissilyy]

Petrova “I LOVE MY JOB I LOVE MY BOSS” taskforce

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[sunshinemoon3341]

[nightmarebyanothername]

sorry, I don’t swing that way. no, not that way either. or that way. in fact, I’m not even on the swing. instead I’m chained to a boulder in the middle of the park while the other kids run rings around me.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.