2pqueenamerica

Who thought I'd pick something up from my prick of a feeder. Hmpff.... So what's up kittens. {this is an ask/googlehistory blog}

[filibusterfrog]

Giveaway

i feel like doing a giveaway!

3 people who reblog this post will receive a ref sheet of any character of their choosing

Rules:

Giveaway ends on the 1st of November

You must be following me

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs are counted as separate entries

Winners will be contacted over tumblr IM or an ask but I’ll have to redraw a name if I don’t get a response within 48 hours

Will draw:

OCs

Characters from any fandom

Anthro

Light Mech

This is to get new followers as well as reward my current ones, good luck guys!!

[siderealsandman]

the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon

like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that

[t-stride]

Counterpoint, my good man:

Dragons fuck

[siderealsandman]

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

[abadmeanmess]

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

[siderealsandman]

Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! 

There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair! 

Seriously!!! 

I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting 

[ollies-outies]

triple-counterpoint:

you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post

[gothvegas]

OP is right and they should say it

[mankillercalledbunny]

Actually… 

As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. 

Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and 

fuck the dragon. 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I’m not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so

[filibusterfrog]

Giveaway

i feel like doing a giveaway!

3 people who reblog this post will receive a ref sheet of any character of their choosing

Rules:

Giveaway ends on the 1st of November

You must be following me

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs are counted as separate entries

Winners will be contacted over tumblr IM or an ask but I’ll have to redraw a name if I don’t get a response within 48 hours

Will draw:

OCs

Characters from any fandom

Anthro

Light Mech

This is to get new followers as well as reward my current ones, good luck guys!!

[filibusterfrog]

‘FUCK. I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY’

[filibusterfrog]

thanks for playing

(Cantrip scars)  

(1st level spell scars)

(2nd level spell scars)

(3rd level spell scars)

(4th level spell scars)

(5th level spell scars)

(6th level spell scars)

(7th level spell scars)

(8th level spell scars)

>9th lv spell scars

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[whorderofthepheonix]

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

[joannasteez]

STAHP

[francesgooglehistory]

hey so is like absolutely everyone in the gh community dead now? im kinda curious.

[canadas-googlehistory]

I don’t consider myself dead

yet

[francesgooglehistory]

yet u say

have u been the only person posting tho?

[canadas-googlehistory]

I haven’t been keeping up with the other blogs but I did get notifications for an Italy blog and a Germany blog about a week ago

[francesgooglehistory]

woah :0c

i thought everyone died in the war but i guess now

wrow

[itsprussiasgooglehistory]

i’m still here

just been busy and stressed with ap courses and exams and haven’t been having a lot of ideas lately so

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

i’m here... .but college is kicking my butt....... too many finals

[grandparomeaskblog]

Hetalia Askblogs 2018

If you run a hetalia art or cosplay askblog, can you reblog this. So I can check out your blog and maybe we can post together!

I know there are more treads like these going around. But a lot on the list are deactivated.

[catsuggest]

humaine holidays according to cat

february 14: forbidden chocolotes & chomp flower day

march 12: food is 1 hour late day

april 1: forbidden chocolotes day no. 2

july 4: hide under bed night

octobor 31: forbidden chocolotes & doorbell night

november 5: food is 1 hour early day

november 22: pls give turkey im dyinge day

december 25: box & paper day

december 31: hide under bed night no. 2

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

Google search:#3

How to get food from the two legs?

[nyo2p-norways-googlesearches]

Hey! GH blogs!

Anyone still active do me a favour and reblog this, so I can make sure I’m following you/have notifications on for you?

(Also any blogs willing to interact with gh blogs! Even if not 2p Nyo Norway, because this isn’t my only gh blog, just my main one!!)

[destinyrush]

[radicalfmist]

this has happened to me more times than i can count — i’ve found out when they ejaculate on me (a lot of times on my face without asking) that they took the condom off somewhere in the middle of sex. recently, a man i regularly hooked up with told me he “couldn’t come with a condom on” and i asked how he did it when we had sex before and he laughed and said, “i took it off less than half way through.”

this is something men don’t take seriously, but women are forced to — we’re the ones who have to get the plan b, who have to go get tested, who have to stress about what will happen next. men minds turn off the second after they orgasm.

it is absolutely non-consensual to take a condom off without the sex partner knowing.

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Men seem to have no idea how fucking cruel this is, those weeks we spend afterward, panicking over whether we might be pregnant and what we’re going to do about it if we are and what if we caught something? Nah, they probably do have a sense of it; they just don’t fucking care, or they get off on the idea of putting a woman in distress weeks or more after the sexual act has ended.

[harrus-corner]

You are scum if you fucking do this, condone this. End of discussion.

[morango-gyuunyuu]

They don’t do it only to us, women. My sister is a doctor and gay men have gone to her consults asking for exams and some have actually shared how their latest hookup removed the condomn without their knowledge and so they were scared to have an STD. Anyone that does this to anyone deserves no respect.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

give them jailtime

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

*mews because is a literal kitten right now and awkward mun is awkward*

Well hello, little one….

[germanycats-googlesearchhistory]

*snuggles and purrs*

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

*gives him a small purr* Well aren’t you a little cutey.

[germanycats-googlesearchhistory]

*mews happily and rolls on his back*

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

*gently starts moving her paws around him, playing*

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

*mews because is a literal kitten right now and awkward mun is awkward*

Well hello, little one….

[germanycats-googlesearchhistory]

*snuggles and purrs*

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

*gives him a small purr* Well aren't you a little cutey.

[2pprussiasgooglehistory]

Nix!2pPrussia (Fantasy GH Week)

why can’t i get my clothes to ever dry

[the2pqueensgooglehistory]

Well you could just stand in front of a....uh.... hair dryer...... and ps.... sweetie you're not human.

[ajemmys]

this is the garnet of positivity

reblog in the next 5 minutes and you will be blessed with good mental health and good fortune

[disgustingily-deactivated201310]

TOTALLY SERIOUS:

THIS GUY IS GOING ON THE HOMESTUCK TAG AND THREATENING HIS DOG. I ACTUALLY LEFT BECAUSE HE STARTED TO CUT IT AND I COULDN’T HANDLE IT. HE ALSO WAS STRANGLING THE DOG.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL

I Don’t know who would do this as some kind of sick them but their are people

please be careful

[airayboris-deactivated20211123]

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS LITERALLY ABUSING THEIR DOG!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!

[howcoolicecole]

Guess who found his fucking IP adress.

66.208.98.174

someone please help find him! I dont know how to myself!

https://ayra.ch/fun/omegle/

[consuminghearts]

Address is Kerrville, Texas. Off a road called “Horseshoe Ridge”. Latitude is 30.0452

and the longitude is -99.1682.

spread it you guys

[danosaurfeels-deactivated201407]

Whos needs the fbi when you got tumblr