The9thCobra

Hi! I'm Mike OB. You might know me from SJR, GCC, or from nowhere at all. I reblog stuff I find funny and thats about it. I'm 21 and currently at college.

[itskyalenotkyle]

Hood Naruto part 4

[moved-to-user-300]

The random people running into and out of frame are my favorite

[dirtyredfromthehood]

These kids are really living their best life

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Where the fuck did all might come from!!!

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[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[resistdrumpf]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[tinybed]

he is a man of fortune

[tinybed]

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

[saintcurvy]

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[666grl]

this is so important 2 me

[ligerscout]

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

[ligerscout]

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

[runestele]

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

[mobgoblin]

[acreamearedsweeper]

I’m “Look out Ted.”

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

“JUST FILL THE HOLE, HOLE FILLER”

[rubykgrant]

the fudge is this

[catbountry]

Never 4get the Ghost Stories English dub.

[shatterstag]

For those unaware, Ghost Stories was an anime that was so horrifically bad and generic that when it was planned to be released in English, the VA’s gave up on the script and everybody just decided fuck it, ab lib the entire thing.

It’s basically Cards Against Humanity in the style of an anime Abridged series, but 100% official.

[theempresstarot]

That’s amazing

[basedpotatochip]

[this-stuff-is-kinda-funny]

(it’s poop)

[the9thcobra]

Oompa loompa dupidadee

how do you know that it isn't pee?

[iapislazuli]

jock is NOT the opposite of goth. prep is the opposite of goth, and nerd is the opposite of jock. like this

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

only the avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

[the9thcobra]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[cesaray]

[avatarsymbolism]

[element-of-change]

Get you a partner in crime ready to cover you and your lying ass this quick

Get you a Katara

[the9thcobra]

Yes please. (Tia take notes)

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[languages-georg-blog]

An Actual Writing Tip From An Actual Author

Wow holy shit I’m gonna actually give you guys an actual writing tip, being a published and award winning author and all.

Anyways, a great way to work in TOTALLY UNRELATED little details about your setting or what have you that may or may not be relevant later on is through the use of metaphors, euphemisms, etc. in character dialogue.

“This cold is terrible! I’m wearing more layers than an Aenirian bride!”

Congratulations, you now know something about Aenirian marriage customs. You might not even know what exactly an Aenirian is, but you know that their brides wear lots of layers.

See where I’m going with this?

[thievesguilding]

also even though it seems like common sense little details add so much depth and flavour to a story even and maybe especially when those details aren’t plot relevant

not everything in the real world connects neatly and seamlessly with everything else; there are TONS of loose ends in real life because there’s an entire world that keeps going regardless of one particular person or group’s drama

having proof of a world outside of and utterly unconcerned with the main conflict is such a nice touch and a really quick way to breathe life into dialogue

[languages-georg-blog]

Excellent addition!

[vincent-van-gtg]

[the9thcobra]

I’m really sorry.... I’m scared. 

[katana-wielding-bookworm]

I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

[rizaoftheowls]

I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

[dragontatoes]

no, no wait… I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe.

[deathchic]

Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe