Actually, I take very good care of my skin and it’s pretty much flawless so if you’re trying to take a stab at me you can do much better than that.
Using my comebacks now, are we? You live a disappointing life.

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@thea-waters
Actually, I take very good care of my skin and it’s pretty much flawless so if you’re trying to take a stab at me you can do much better than that.
Using my comebacks now, are we? You live a disappointing life.
I feel honored.
Oh, you should be.
"Oh shit."
I'm taking that as the phone is yours, nice nudes.
What makes you think that i’d like to talk with you?
Well you seem to be in a relatively good mood today, I see.
I feel like it’s my destiny to mess stuff up when I cook it in home ec class but not at home.
It's your destiny to mess everything up, obviously. You should really get that checked out.
My car just broke down, I think.. There’s like heaps of steam coming from the hood..
Let's face it, a steam facial was needed for your sake.
"Not my phone, but probably my nudes."
Whoever it was, they have some pretty nice junk. Most of the pictures were dicks, not so much of the vagina going on. Who cares, it was entertaining, that's all that matters.
Oops….
Oh my god, Brogan..was it your phone?
Looking at a stranger’s nudes is always a fun breakfast activity.
You are officially my new best acquaintance.
That was not my phone, but I could take it off your hands if you would like.
You're kidding me, right? There's no way in hell I'd give away this piece of gold, come on.
That’s weird? Staring at someones nudes as you breakfast?
It is the best possible way to start off your morning, try it sometime.
That’s one way to lose half of the two friends you have.
I don't have friends, I have acquaintances, if that's what you're referring to. I really don't have anything to lose.
To whoever left their phone on my coffee table last night, your nudes and dirty texts kept me entertained at breakfast this morning. So..thank you?
What is your problem?
The real question is, what is yours?
Luckily, I have more than one camera.
Luckily, I have feet to take me far away from you.
This was the best decision I’ve ever made.
I might just have to steal it.
text ✉️ random contact
jas: no no no i need it back
jas: i want to wear it tonight and i need ittt
thea: too bad so sad
thea: i'll put it to good use