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@theactualqueenelizabeth
Babe are we the toxic blonde x brunette homos who are doomed by the narrative in every universe?
if she was a vampire I'd let her suck me dry like a Capri sun
Tracy Chapman, 1988
my brain 24/7 they need to free me
Amberrr Amber amber ambs more more amber pls
Peaceful mode Enderman!Lottie x Reader
[sorry guys i literally have zero words for myself either,, this was meant to be satire and then i got super carried away 😭]
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★You had gotten back from a long mining session and you wanted nothing more than sleep. You had no idea how long you were gone for, all you know is that you left during the morning and now it was close to midnight.
★To say you were exhausted was a bit of an understatement.
★You dragged your feet all the way home, slammed your door open, and flopped onto your bed. Though, despite how agonizingly tired you were, you couldn't quite shut your eyes. A tiny voice rang in the back of your mind;
★"You cannot sleep right now, there are monsters around"
★God. Damnit.
★You definitely weren't in the mood to fight any mobs. It was so dark out and you really wanted nothing more except to go to sleep. Plus you were almost certain you hadn't seen any mobs on your walk back from the mines. But you knew you wouldn't be able to sleep unless you checked.
★As you grabbed your sword, you poked your head out of your doorway. There didn't seem to be anything there, until you walked around to the back of your house, nearly jumping out of your skin at the sight of someone being there.
★Well, less someone, more something.
★She was tall, freakishly so, with a cat-like tail that swished and wrapped around her legs. She tilted her head, not quite in your direction, but enough that you could now see her face. Long black horns sprouted from her forehead just beside her bangs, and her eyes were a deep shade of purple.
★Aw fuck. Enderman.
★You jumped back and immediately stared at your feet. You hadn't made eye contact quite yet, but you knew she had noticed you as she turned in your direction and made a small sound you couldn't understand
★"Vmp?"
★She was completely peaceful, so you knew you didn't have to fight her. And you certainly didn't want to, as you took all your armor off before getting into bed. You let your sword fall to the ground as you combed through your inventory for anything else you could use. You stopped as you spotted a red flower you picked up on your way home from the mines.
★"If I give you this flower will you go star gaze literally anywhere else?"
★You held it up to her and she made another small sound as her claws wrapped around the stem of the flower, and she promptly teleported away.
★The next morning you woke up to your house completely surrounded by flowers.
★Utterly dumbfounded, your head swiveled around as you searched for another player having played an extremely pathetic prank on you, but to your surprise you spotted the Enderman from the night before. You glanced in her direction, careful not to make eyecontact.
★"Was this you?"
★She seemed to nod, and her tail swished around excitedly, before she once again teleported out of sight.
★You had never been an Enderman enjoyer, but this one was alright.
★The temporary fascination brought by your newfound garden was washed away when you remembered that you had to trek back to the cave to collect the ore you had gathered on your expedition from the night prior. You groaned and grabbed your backpack as you head out the door.
★It was going to take at least two trips you quickly came to realize, as you left a large chest full of loot in the front of the cave. You could only fill your backpack with one, and you almost considered leaving the other there. You needed it though, so you sucked it up and started filling your inventory with half of the loot from the large chest.
★You were thinking about how to organize the loot when you got home, but before you could open the door you heard a familiar teleporting mob appear behind you. You didn't turn around, as you weren't sure how close she was and didn't want to risk eye contact, but you could hear her place something down behind you. A large hand pat the top of your head, before she teleported away.
★Turning on your heels to see what block she had placed down, you were starstruck to see your chest with the rest of your items. You were gonna have to thank her somehow. And probably invest in a pumpkin head.
★Not long after that, you found yourself with a nice companion. Whether directly behind you or following from a distance, the Enderman was always near you to some degree. The company was pretty nice as it could get considerably lonely being as far out in the server as you were.
★"Do you have a name?"
★She paused for a moment before spelling something out in the sand.
★L-O-T-T-I-E
★"Oh," you hummed, "That's pretty cute actually."
★You knew that Endermen couldn't really smile, but it seemed that if could've, she would've.
★She was a great building partner too. Endermen were kind of known for picking up and placing blocks at random, so she actually really enjoyed helping you with builds. She helped you place blocks in areas you couldn't reach, or she would let you sit on her shoulders for extra height.
★She HATED when you went on mining trips because it was really difficult for her to go with you, so it was pretty common to come back and see one of your builds fucked up to some degree.
★"Dude... why is the library covered in dirt blocks? You know for a fact I can't get that down."
★":)"
★"...You did that on purpose didn't you?"
★":)"
★Before you could ask her to take it down, she teleported away. The library has been covered in dirt since.
★You had a bit of a slip up with a creeper one night, and got pathetically close to meeting death. You heard the hiss moments too late, jumping back just in time to keep yourself from dying but not in time to keep yourself from losing a significant amount of health.
★The blast sent you flying until you were lying on your back in the grass. Everything hurt, and you seriously considered just laying there forever. Until you heard a very concerned Enderman screech.
★Before you could even begin to process what was happening, you were being scooped up by strong arms. You were totally beat, and absolutely not going to fight it. You squeezed your eyes shut and snuggled into her chest as you she teleported both of you back to your house. Your health slowly regenerated as she frantically teleported around in search for a healing potion.
★"Lot, I'm fine, don't freak yourself out."
★":("
★"Lottie please-"
★From then on she followed you around a lot more often. She quickly became pretty overprotective, opting to walk with you rather than to teleport just so she could keep an eye on you.
★Just to be an asshole, though, she would sometimes teleport you both back home the second you reached your destination just so you were forced to walk with her more.
★More often than not you were woken up at absurd hours of the night because of Lottie. Less because of the fact that you couldn't sleep with mobs around, and more because of the way she liked to lay on top of you like a giant cat.
★"LottieIcantbreatheicantbreatheicantbREATHE-"
★Did you know Endermen could purr? Well you did now.
★The first time it happened it surprised the hell out of you. It was down pouring outside, and as such you let Lottie hide from the rain inside your house. You were combing through your old books when you felt her arms wrap around your waist as she rested her head on your shoulder.
★"What are you-"
★"rrrrrrrrrrrr"
★Oh.
★Fuck that was really cute actually.
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I wanna run my thumb over her jaw bro why is she so yummy looking
i can't believe her eyes are real
seeing Mikey play the mommy role has done something to the way my brain functions like my brain is completely rewired
she's so...SHE'S SO HOT
River — All Souls (2023)
do you guys fw mistynat
This girl needs to be in more loser roles pls I’ll eat her up and even say a prayer before and after
I love how sexy evil n cruel she can be