I Am The Riddler

15, 18+ DNI, pls guys i have a girlfriend DC, Marvel, Will Wood, lots of gay media

[vx-t]

simple doodles, Soap is fun to draw/stylize for me haha

[theactualriddler]

lwk if you send me a picture of you, doesnt even have to be sexual, and call me a good boy at least once i am automatically drooling at your feet. Idk man i dont make the rules

[theactualriddler]

funniest thing imo about me getting over my depressive habits (like not eating or brushing my teeth) is i think like “my girlfriend wont wanna kiss me if my teeth are all gross and my breath stinks like ass” so i get my simp ass up and brush my teeth even tho im not supposed to see her for like another couple weeks

[theactualriddler]

heh… what if i rest my head on your chest and stared up at you with puppy dog eyes until you start running your fingers through my hair and petting me calling me a good boy… maybe…. Please….

[s331ng-st4rzz]

I listen to so much breakup/sad yearning music for being in a happy relationship

[theactualriddler]

just got reminded of that time i had a friend who genuinely thought i was a cis guy. I cant imagine how she mustve felt when i started complaining about my period. SHE NEVER SAID ANYTHING EITHER. I didnt know i passed that well and it was rlly euphoric but i felt so badly when i had to be like, “yknow i was born a girl right?”

and mind you, she didnt know trans people were like a thing ig? Idk i wasnt judging sk i had to give her the WHOLE run down.

“yes, My name is this but i used to go by *insert deadname*” (only reason i brought this up was cuz in was in our school roster thing)

“so you’re a girl?”

“no, im a guy”

“but you have a vagina?”

“yes, but i am still a guy”

“Okay… so how do you do the voice thing?”

“idk practice”

“thats cool”

and it was over. Mind you this was a freshman as well. She still made dome jokes but i always was just like “nope im a guy” and she didnt fight back. It was rlly nice and she didnt treat me differently.

Trans joy!

[sunshinespeaks27]

of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child.

[solitalost]

I know Arthur Morgan is better than I am, because the first time Micah called me "Blacklung," I would have coughed right in his face and told him I'd see him in hell.

[oliwierposts]

bring back biting what the fuck happened to having a little nibble

[deusben]

a long drive with loud music is kinda like sex

[theactualriddler]

”the very TOUCH of you corrupts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was LOST”

And they say Shakespeare is dead (WHO TF COMES UP WITH A LINE LIKE THIS?!)

[theactualriddler]

if you cut me open you are just gonna see mommy issues and Radiohead’s “Jigsaw Falling Into Place”.

no i wont elaborate

[seansvapepen]

[wisdxmwrites]

Beefy Bucky Appreciation Post

best Bucky era oat. argue w the wall.

[mahawavy]

[alexisneverokay]

noah wyle can you hear me i have a message. explicit hucklerobby sex scene in season 3 all clothes off dennis bent over a bed getting his ass pounded and guts rearranged by his attending. twenty minutes long no cut away no breaks no distractions. dennis cums at least twice and cries his eyes out. noah wyle are you receiving this message. noah please. acknowledge the call. noah. noah.

[heavenlovesyou]

I get so excited when I get comments or a message just for it to be a bot