The Affable Scamp

Shameless Alastor Multishipper Unrepentant smut fic writer Find me on AO3 @TheAffableScamp

[diuueliz]

I had a vision

[rattledbrainpan]

Alastor said something stupid, I'm sure. Meanwhile, Lucifer is just trying not to cross his arms and give the deer more of a view.

Based on @theaffablescamp's Unhealthy Competition from the series Hunger Pains. Give it a read for amazing radioapple smut and even better plot!! *finger guns* (I promise I'm completely normal about it, I swear.)

The reference I used for the drawing is below the line:

I found this on pinterest with no URL so unfortunately I don't know who to credit. If you know the owner, let me know and I'll update with a credit!

[theaffablescamp]

EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THIS AWESOME ART BY @rattledbrainpan!!

No wonder Alastor kept getting caught staring at Lucifer's boobs with a view like that, eh?

And the little detail of Lucifer's lacy bra? PERFECTION

This is so lovely! Thank you so much for drawing it, Rattledbrainpan!

(And now I'm off to excitedly flail at anyone who will listen)

💜💜💜💜💜

[catmask]

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

[catmask]

BRO?

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

[sharksketches]

From the archives

[dranktwocoffees]

i had a bonus serial killer son (alastor) & adorable embarrassing mom doodle but i dont like it so

[barsicool]

day 3 - restaurant 🦞 (+ Halloween 🎃)

[theaffablescamp]

I know it's not wednesday anymore but shhhhhhh. Here's a little snippet from the next chapter of Unhealthy Competition for WIPwednesday

[telekinetic-hedgehog]

I made a silly little generator to assign you a faculty position at Unseen University!

I've been getting into the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett lately, and the wizard university is very silly. Feel free to roll again if you don't like the one it gives you, and please, put any especially funny combinations in the tags so I can read them!

Your Unseen University Faculty Position ― Perchance Generator

[womaninpipe]

radiprosie in Leyendecker style

[teh-nos]

i'm very against the bit where after posting fanfic you worry nobody liked it. i think they should just get rid of that bit, it is neither helpful nor fun.

[outthewazoo]

Late obligatory Halloween art, though I was NOT late for partying and fumbling two bad bitches so let’s go 🤑🤑🤑 (I engaged them in riveting conversation and never asked for their socials 💪)

[irimiel-hellaverse]

Day 31 Pride !

Annddd this is the end !

They can finally get some rest 😋

[nomifae]

I want them both in onesies ok 🩷🩵

[registeredsinnertm]

Happy Halloween!!👻

[dirtgrubber]

when the joke backfires…

Happy Halloween 🎃

[theaffablescamp]

Chapter 10 of Unhealthy Competition is now up on AO3!

Will our desperate duo get out of the Lucky Sevens Casino without alerting Vox?

(It is unlikely, isn't it?)

New warnings/tags have been added for this chapter.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE NOTE BEFORE YOU READ

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[elnavegador]

He's trying to fix the cracks.

I subscribe 100% to the HC that Alastor kept Vox's old head. They are fucked up about each other.