a cute, fluffy threat
pairing: jason todd x fem! reader, platonic!damian wayne x fem!reader, platonic!tim drake x fem!reader
summary: It was supposed to be a routine patrol, nothing out of the ordinary. Well, things don't always go as planned. Now Damian and Tim had to keep Jason from finding out that his girlfriend had been turned into a cat, a cute, fluffly cat.
word count: 1.2k
warning(s): English is not my first language, not proofread, no use of y/n.
Silence and tension hung heavy in the Batcave. It had been over half an hour since the small group had returned from their patrol. The streets of Gotham had finally reached that peak of silence just before dawn.
âHeâs going to kill us.â
âHe wonât kill us if he doesnât find out about this.â
Damianâs statement put Timâs fears to rest; Timâs hair was tousled, and he had a twitch in his eye from the stress that had built up in just a few minutes.
A growl sounded below them.
They both looked down. A pair of piercing eyes glared at them angrily.
âAnd you wonât tell him about this.â
Another growl was heard, but this time two fangs were visible.
âOh, God,â Tim exclaimed, pulling off his mask and pressing two fingers to the bridge of his nose. âJason is going to kill us.â
âTodd wonât find out.â
âAnd how can you be so sure of that? Look at her!â he said, pointing with both hands at the cat in front of them. âThey turned her into a cat, and we donât know how to reverse it!â
âDrake,â Damian exclaimed irritably. âJason wonât be back for another two days; we have more than enough time to figure this out.â Damianâs gaze shifted to the white-furred animal with black spots. âMaybe we can bribe her with tuna.â
The cat hissed at what she considered a degrading comment about tuna.
âTt. Calm down. Weâll call Zatanna first thing tomorrow and sort this out.â
Tim sighed wearily and nodded at Damianâs words.
âItâd be best if you stayed tonight. Itâll be easier⌠for everyone.â
Ever since Bruce was a child, it had been perfectly normal to see Alfred walking through the hallways of Wayne Manor, cleaning and tidying things up.
What wasn't a common sight, however, was a cat trying to reach the doorknob of one of the manor's many doors, trying to open it.
Alfred let out a sigh.
âMaster Damian really needs to start exercising some self-control around animals.â
With patience and grace, he made his way toward the door, while the cat waited for the butler. Alfred turned the doorknob, and the animal wasted no time in entering the room.
âI should remind Master Jason to tidy his room,â he muttered to himself. âOr at least ask him to let me do it.â
As the butler thought aloud, his gaze never left the cat, which was slipping between Jasonâs clothes on the bed.
With her tiny paws, she gathered the clothes together, and when she decided sheâd had enough, she lay down on top of them, relaxing her little body as if letting out a sigh with her body language.
Alfredâs eyebrows shot up in a frown. âInteresting.â
The man couldn't help but notice the strange detail around the cat's eyes. A perfect line around each eye, strangely reminding him of Jason's girlfriend and the eyeliner she wore every time they met.
Not wanting to get involved in another vigilante problem, he decided to simply pretend he hadnât seen anything.
He left the door ajar, just enough so that Jasonâs girlfriend could come and go freely from the room.
Tim and Damian were running all over the manor, searching for the suddenâand temporaryâmember of the family.
âWhere is she?!â
As they frantically rushed through the rooms, they disrupted all the order Alfred had worked so hard to maintain.
When they reached the second floor, they stopped abruptly upon seeing Alfred.
âAlfred, by any chance havenât youâ?â
âDonât finish that question, Master Tim,â he said wearily. âWhat youâre looking for should be in Master Jasonâs room.â
Without another word, the butler left, leaving the two young men alone in the long hallway. And without wasting any more time, they both headed for Jasonâs room.
âCan you see her?â
They both started moving around the room, not caring if they made a mess of it. That was the last thing on their minds.
âWhere the hell did she go?â
Tim picked up the pile of clothes on the bed and carelessly tossed it onto the floor so he could search through the sheets.
A loud meow of surprise and indignation echoed through the room.
Both boys turned their heads toward the source of the sound.
Two pointed black ears poked out from among the clothes, and soon a white body covered in black spots appeared.
âIâm sorry,â Tim apologized, murmuring your name.
The cat snorted indignantly.
How dare they toss you into the air like that when you were sleeping so peacefully among your boyfriend's clothes?
Oh, you would never have thought of something like that, but you were hoping someone would come over so you could bite their hand.
The sound of an engine cutting off in the driveway caught the attention of the three people in the room.
Damian and Tim were sitting on a couch, far away from where she was. Even though the cat had already bitten them when they got careless trying to lift her off the floor, they didnât want to take any more chances.
The three of them looked expectantly toward the door, hoping to see Zatanna so they could resolve this once and for all.
But what appeared was far worse, in Damian and Timâs words.
An excited meow echoed through the room the moment Jason appeared in the doorway. The catâs small, furry paws slid off the armchair and pushed off, landing on Jasonâs chest, its claws digging in slightly to keep from falling.
âWhat the hell?â the newcomer grumbled. âCome here and get this thing out of here, you little demon.â
An annoyed growl escaped her lips. How dare he call you a thing?
Jason met her gaze.
Just like with Alfred, he furrowed his brow when he noticed the eyeliner on both her eyes, highlighting the color of her eyes that had him so smitten.
Jason shifted his gaze to both boys, then back to her. He stayed that way for a few seconds, until his brain managed to connect the dots.
âDoll?â
A meow was the answer he needed to confirm that it was his girlfriend.
âWhat have you done?â Jason asked the two men, his annoyance evident in his eyes and the tone of his voice. Meanwhile, he cradled his girlfriend in his arms as she purred, happy to be there.
âIt was an accident, Todd.â
Tim also chimed in, trying to calm things down. âZatanna is just a few minutes away; we were waiting for her.â
âYeahâŚâ Damian said. âWe thought it was her at the door. What are you doing here, Todd? You were supposed to arrive tomorrow.â
âMy mission ended early,â he replied simply. He looked at his girlfriend, transformed into a cat, sleeping comfortably on his arm. âAnd when I didnât see my girlfriend at home, I figured sheâd be here⌠but I didnât expect to find her like this.â
With a hint of hesitation, he stroked her behind the ears, receiving a soft, contented purr in return.
âStop laughing, Jason!â the woman pleaded, exasperated. âItâs not funny! Your brothers fed me nothing but tuna for two days! Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?â
âBut you looked so cute.â
The woman slapped his chest with her hand, trying to get her boyfriend to stop laughing.
âMaybe we should get a cat,â he said out of the blue, âthat way youâll have a friend the next time this happens.â
She grumbled in annoyance.
âThatâs it! Iâm going to ask Zatanna to turn you into a fish, so I can flush you down the toilet!â
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