hellyeah

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[xxcodswag420yolo6969gamergurlxx]

the pope reaffirms his dominance over all the bishops by flaunting his hefty and intricate catalog of church based party tricks. what the media won’t show you was his 15-minute collection plate juggling routine.

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

I’M SCREAMING

[bored-im-blog]

[wowthisexists-blog]

Sickest Candle ever.

[activatewindows]

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

[kickthebreadstickz]

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

[fenetaj-deactivated20160318]

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

[ajremix]

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

Is this the candle version of a Furby

[zorakings]

we had one of these and we just pried the battery out what are you all doing

[meloooooooooooooo]

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

[selfloveclub]

when you get that awesome idea

[best-of-memes]

[best-of-memes]

Elemtary school in a nutshell

[redaloves]

Oh my god that last picture. I forgot about those things. Wow.

[sadgalari]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

i’m the sirens in the background

[cockhunt]

I’m whatever he is holding

[necromutilomaniac]

im the word fart on that sign in the back

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

bizarre links

www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm - cockpit voice recordings, transcripts, and traffic control tapes from crashed airplanes

www.opentopia.com - this site showcases thousands of security cams which are found through clever search techniques

www.vectorpark.com/etc/spider.html - a simple yet brilliant site that turns your cursor into a spider which is followed around by a much larger unknown creature

murderpedia.org - here’s a free online encyclopedic dictionary of murderers and the largest database about serial killers and mass murderers around the world. 

www.maskon.com/kerry/kerry1.htm - honestly, i’m not even sure how to explain this one (more related links: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8) [NSFW: SLIGHT NUDITY]

www.staggeringbeauty.com - SEIZURE WARNING! CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES AND LOUD NOISE! BE ADVISED!  this is another simple site which features a black worm on a white background that follows your cursor but if you move too rapidly, loud music will began to play as brightly colored images flash in the background 

www.youtube.com/user/fatalaccidents - this channel contains over 800 graphic videos which were captured by a dash cam or CCTV [NSFW: GORE] 

[ruinedchildhood]

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Taking a test

*tap tap tap*                                   *sniff*                        *three people sniff*

                                 *more tapping*     *two consecutive sniffles* 

*one person flips their test over*     *look at clock*  *sniff*   *tap tap tap*

                                   *everyone else flips their test to the back*  

*sniff*  “Wh-ere do we turn this in when we’re done..?” 

“When you guys are done you can put it in that bin in the back!”

                 *look at clock*                  *sniff*

[yrbff]

give me all the coffee in the world

(by dilfosaur)

[pho-cking]

pauladeens-butterstick

[prussianflames-blog]

[weloveshortvideos]

[h0odrich]

it’s lit

[ovadrive]

[a-gauna-ate-my-waifu]

if that doesnt get shinji in the robot nothing will

[wheresmywig]

Screaming