Sab-der-land

🌻 20. I have a thing for aquatic life, art and music. I like rocks way too much. My favorite fruit is pineapple. You can call me Sab.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[ira-studies-deactivated20160919]

vibrates intensely

[sundayscholar-deactivated201704]

God fucking dammit.

[thealmightysab]

I will never risk my mommy okay

[thealmightysab]

What she says: i'm fine.

What she means: I fucking know one of my villagers is going to try to move out but no one will ping me i'm so fucking scared this isn't a game anymore

[thealmightysab]

I will say it until there’s a new animal crossing game

but

wouldn’t it be so rad if we had grapes? Or like, blueberries and raspberries?? OR PINEAPPLE!?!?

I also think we could have vegetables! Like, we could pull carrots out of the ground!

OR OR WE COULD HAVE ONIONS AND WE WOULD SEE ONE OF OUR VILLAGERS CRYING AND WE WOULD GO UP TO THEM AND BE LIKE “WHAT’S WRONG CUTIE?”

AND THEY’D BE LIKE “NOTHING. I JUST PICKED AN ONION IS ALL, HERE, YOU CAN HAVE IT.”

[thealmightysab]

STILL THINK THIS SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN THE UPDATE.

[thealmightysab]

I PREDICTED IT NOT THE ONION THING BUT STILL

[makesushi1]

Sushi Sundays 🍣🔪

Follow @makesushi1 for more sushi and go to buff.ly/2FqncRw for more recipes

Pic via @sushicity.gavle Make Sushi https://ift.tt/2J7TOpc

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[thealmightysab]

okay, this sounds like something Dwight would say.

[mellowechooo]

“あなたはその写真を撮らないことを望みます…” you do not want to take that picture…

-Akira

[thealmightysab]

to my new followers and other people

[genebelcher]

things I’m glad that this website collectively hates:

coleslaw

minions

country music

[thealmightysab]

I for one love coleslaw

[userboxer]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[steeziemcbreezie]

it works!

[thealmightysab]

[mogifire]

why not both?

[megarooo04]

[delicatemotion-blog]

I’M SO FUCKING DONE

[seymour---krelborn]

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

[thealmightysab]

Hey if anyone is into cool witchy stuff (like stones, herbs, old superstitions, scary stories, grimoire things, fossils, nature and flowers) I have another blog, the-animistic-witch. I’m very active on that account. 

[kamen-yaiba]

Amazing Pokémon fanarts by Ryan Shiu

[grootficguy]

OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

A HORDE OF TREVENANT APPEARED AND THIS SUDOWOODO JUST BLENDED ITSELF IN WITH IT.

IT’S LITERALLY HIDING WITH OTHER TREES.

HELLO FELLOW PLANT TYPES YES MY GOODNESS WHAT A NICE DAY TO PHOTOSYNTHESISE. HOW ABOUT THEM CHLOROPLASTS? I DO LOVE ME SOME CHLOROPHYLL. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO HAVE A CELL WALL.

[nsfwgamers]

[princesszelda-rekt]

Every pokemon so far~