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I was sitting in bed in the middle of the night and then decided to dedicate hours to an Angels of Death comic

Dispatch: *takes pics of BTS* Good job boys. That’s a wrap on that. We will be doing individual shoots next. Park Jimin if you can so kindl-

Jungkook: *takes camera out of nowhere* Don’t worry dispatch, I got this!

Dispatch: but it’s my job to…

Jungkook: not anymore it’s not. Well for jimin’s photo shoots it’s not. There’s a new sheriff in town and it’s called “ Golden Closet Entertainment” created and owned by YOURS truly.

Bangtan: kookie, do our pictures too.

Jungkook: No can do hyungs, golden closet entertainment is a Park Jimin FANSITE. You understand right?… of course you do.

Bangtan: *lost.mpg*

Jungkook: *starts taking pictures of Jimin* eyes on me baby….turn and show me the jibooty that one time….excellent…!3!2!1!… that’s my MUSE.

Jimin: *feeling himself*

Update: from dispatch⬇️

COINCIDENCE? I FUCKING THINK NOTTTTTT!!!!!

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okay but real talk

someone: *is nice and a decent human being*

“mbti experts”: AH, YES, THEY’RE A FEELER!

someone: *doesn’t like parties*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERT ALERT! HYPER-INTROVERSION RIGHT HERE!

someone: *in high spirits and enthusiastic today*

“mbti experts”: OOH OOH ENFP WITHOUT A DOUBT!

someone: *likes art*

“mbti experts”: WELL THEN THEY CAN’T BE A SENSOR!!!

someone: *meets a deadline*

“mbti experts”: SO ORGANIZED, A JUDGING TYPE FOR SURE!

someone: *likes Star Trek*

“mbti experts”: OMG A REAL LIFE INTP!!!!!!!!

someone: *cares for someone exactly once*

“mbti experts”: DEFINITELY DOM EXTROVERTED FEELING! FE VIBES!!!!

someone: *does well in school*

“mbti experts”: A THINKER! YES! T H I N K E R ! TRUE INTELLECTUAL!!1!!!1

someone: *cries once*

“mbti experts”: THEY’VE GOTTA BE INFP! AWW SWEETIE COME HERE

someone: *is bossy*

“mbti experts”: OH YES AN EXTJ NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS

someone: *remembers something*

“mbti experts”: I N T R O V E R T E D S E N S I N G

someone: *flirts with someone*

“mbti experts”: AHHHH ESTP, OF COURSE!!!!!!

someone: *respects authority once*

“mbti experts”: MMMMMMMM GONNA SAY ISXJ YEEEEEP

someone: *meditates*

“mbti experts”: WHY YES, SE-DOM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT

someone: *likes plans*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERTED INTUITION! AHA! AHAAAAA!

someone: *is stressed for like 30 seconds*

“mbti experts”: YOU’RE IN THE GRIP. OF COURSE. LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BC YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN A COGNITIVE LOOP.

someone: “oh yeah, you know mbti? i took a cognitive function test. i didn’t know how accurate it was from its explanations, but i’ve done some more research and done some self-analysis, i think it fits pretty well. it gave me intj–”

“mbti experts”: UH NO YOU LITERALLY CAN’T BE INTJ??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? WELL THEY’RE WRONG SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTYPED, LIKE THAT’S SOOOOO INACCURATE!!!! UGH I MEAN LOOK AT YOU? YOU’RE A NICE PERSON, INTJS AREN’T NICE WYM. AND YOU’RE LIKE SUPER LOW-KEY COME ON YOU’RE 23 INTJS HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY AGE 20 WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING????? I’M AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC, SUZIE. AN EXPERT. I KNOW MY STUFF. YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING SCIENCE-Y SO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT AN EXTROVERTED THINKER. ALSO YOU CRIED LAST WEEK WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE NOT INTJ!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!! AND DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE AN INTROVERT I SAW YOU TALK TO LIKE FIVE PEOPLE TODAY?!??!?!?!? UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU SUZIE. LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY?????

manggaetteokkie

WHAT

ARE

THEY

TRYING

??????

jikooki

kookmin content from kookmin bank

jikooki

jungkook comforting jimin ♡ (cr boywithoutluv)

reflectionsofneptune

little things about the Mars Signs

18+

little, dreamy things I associate with sex and the Mars signs in Astrology.

Aries Mars

Rawness. A strong grip. Tugging a lock of hair when it gets too much. A thin line between pain and pleasure. Nails scratching down a back because of frustration. A build up. Taunts. Deliberately causing arguments because make-up sex with you feels so good. Will you take the bait? Sex feeling new each time. A fast rhythm. Confidence. Advancing towards you. Feeling protective over you. An urge to KO anyone who looks at you for more than 2 seconds. Warrior urges instigated. Persistence got me this far in life, let me show you how it works for me.

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animeyeah

Jin's dad jokes 😂

It was some play of hangeul words, but everyone can tell that he threw a dad joke. 😂

~~their reactions was precious. 😂😚

Credits to the rightful owner of this Vid.

spiritualseeker777

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embeeteeaii

mbti as my texts over the past two weeks

ENTJ:

INTJ:

ENTP:

INTP:

ESTJ:

ISTJ:

ESFJ:

ISFJ:

ESFP:

ISFP:

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ESTP:

ISTP:

ENFJ:

INFJ:

ENFP:

INFP:

intj-craziness

The Most Stereotypical Thing Each MBTI Type I Know Has Said/Done II

INTP: *Is a teenage guy* Has his own discord channel specifically for cat memes and cute kitten pictures. Rest of his discord is morbid humor and violent video games.

ENTP: Smoked weed and came to math class high and ranted how the U.S. government is controlled by reptilian aliens and that the earth is flat

INFP: *is a teenage male* proclaims, “I am a huge cuddly teddy bear!” and tries to get hugs from people

ENFP: Corrupted INFP and INTP with her knowledge of dirty jokes and memes

INFJ: “I’m not suicidal but if someone came up to me and stabbed me I would’t exactly protest.”

ENFJ: Sings “My Little Pony” theme song to whole camp when he was a camp counselor

INTJ: Is the smartest person in the room with their extensive knowledge of trivia. Turns into the clumsiest as soon as they try and kill horseflies trying to bite him (is in a pool on a raft and falls into the water splashing everyone else who doesn’t want to get wet)

ENTJ: Hung up a poster that read “Don’t Talk: Execute” in her high school classroom

ISTP: Hacked my laptop and put program on it to spy on me.

ESTP: Sends me self made memes of himself and his many trophies from sports

ISFP: Is so spacey that he backed into a skid steer, a tree, and a wall with his truck in the past six months

ESFP: *is a teenage male* Will literally cuddle anyone and sit on anyone’s lap. Hugs literally everyone. Hugs mINTP’s 50 year old dad and sits on his lap. Will jump into mINFP’s arms and hug him in public.

ISFJ: s When driving, she will be slow and then speed up when someone is trying to pass her because she realizes she was going slow. She then slows down once the person stops trying to pass. She is honestly trying to be nice but doesn’t realize she is pissing people off.

ESFJ: *Is an 83 year old grandma* “Why do the democrats and republicans have to fight all the time? I don’t see why they just can’t play nice?”

ISTJ: Whenever someone says that something isn’t right he just replies with “There are a lot of things wrong with this world.” (he is a retired cop so it is understandable)

ESTJ: *Is a huge rich CEO of a company and is arrogant and bossy yet he can’t do anything without his wife’s permission (and probably wouldn’t survive a day without her)*

silvasaliva

mbti stereotypes

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XXFP's: "oh, people! i love the people!" they said, moments before hating the people.

XXFJ's: sunshine, laughter, social functions, concerts, helicopter mothers, emotional manipulation,,, pinterest

XXTP's: beep bop boop emotional unavailability

XXTJ's: beep bop boop justified murder

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MBTI - Why They Love You

INFP, ISFP: Because you make them feel special, because they can talk to you and know that they won’t be judged

ENFP: Because you bring out the best in them, because they can be their true self with you, they can be both extroverted and fun and introverted and deep with you.

ESFP, ESTP: Because they can be with you, scream with you, laugh with you, party with you, and most important of all, you understand THEY NEED TO SLEEP GOD DAMMIT.

INFJ, ENFJ: Because you know how to be amazing, you are both deep and kind, charismatic and just all around awesome, you must be very great.

ESFJ, ISFJ: Because you’re kind and selfless and know how to put others before yourself.

ISTJ, ENTP: Because you are both smart and kind, and you make them feel in a way they get confused about.

ESTJ, ENTJ: Because you are very smart and are able to challenge them, they’ll never be bored with you and will always compete against you/with you, in a friendly manner.

ISTP, INTJ, INTP: Wait, they love you? Wow, you must be amazing.