I Don't Want a Next Life. I Just Want a Nap.

28 year old Canadian Med student living/studying in Ireland. Usually found drinking wine in bed with Netflix on because adulting is really hard you guys.

[posallys]

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

[southbreak]

100% this.

[chipper-smol]

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

[guerrillatech]

[thenatsdorf]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

absolute jorts-like behavior

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lhavdil]

[video description: two people at a passover seder telling the story of moses meeting the burning bush, in exaggerated new york jewish accents. end description.]

[jaubaius]

She looks like a good mama

[goblinparty]

[captions]

pink shirt: mom mom: yeah? ps: what are you cooking? mom: oh, i’m makin’ blueberry jam! ps: can i say a curse word in front of you? mom: no you may not. ps: mom! just one! mom: no, you don’t- one’s too much. ps: look at me! mom: no. ps: mom! [laughing] mom, come here! mom: no, i’m not gonna ‘come here’. ps: it’s one! it’s the b-word! and it’s the only b word- just look at me!- it’s the only b-word i’d say in front of you. beautiful. i think you’re beautiful. [mom stammers but doesn’t say words] isn’t that nice? mom: that’s very nice! ps: i love you bitch [mom cracks up]

[tim-ee-sis]

Honestly one of my favorite videos. So wholesome 🥰

[historicalbeauties]

turn on the sound to hear a woman DESTROY her mother

[purgeturbia]

ironic how jaskier is fandom infamous for writing songs that are complete bullshit and joey batey exclusively writes songs that are entirely too real

[soundsfaebutokay]

@purgeturbia’s original tags must be preserved:

#jaskier be like: #‘they don’t exist’ ‘who?’ ‘the creatures in your song’

#joey be like: my life is falling apart i am eating yogurt i am going to kill god i am dead i am alive i can’t decide what show to watch #i am crying i am screaming i am stronger than you i am stronger than me i like memes and so does my cat :) #we are dancing (affectionate) we are dancing (threatening)

[only-tiktoks]

[fetus-cakes]

the last should have been an Invasion of the Bodysnatcher scream

[skellybonesandtrees]

This was awesome lol.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Race to the apocalypse

[nicollekidman]

DON BLUTH DRACULA??????? DON BLUTH DRACULA??????????

[ravynfyre]

[thatsbelievable]

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

[memewhore]

[mushroomjawn]

Really wish we could go back to a time when movies were worth something as long as they were fun to watch

Like I mentioned the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot (the all-female one) to someone bc i had a lot of fun watching that movie!! And they were like “that movie wasn’t that good it was just a comedy… It didn’t win anything did it?” like bitch …. The first Ghostbusters movie wasn’t fucking good either but I’m still sitting here watching some dudes chase a ghost through a library to some weird synth music so maybe movies don’t have to win awards to be worth watching

[mushroomjawn]

Not done.

When I ask people about their fave movies I always ask for two:

1) Which movie do you just fuckin. Watch over and over again (mine is Groundhog Day)?

2) Which movie do you recommend to other people/to me specifically?

Like. These are two VERY different questions. I know my bff from high school is obsessed with the star wars prequels like SHE KNOWS THEY AINT GOOD. I asked my roommate the first question and they were like “fuck dude I just love Mrs doubtfire.” Like yeah you’re not gonna be telling every person you meet to watch Mrs doubtfire! But it’s okay if it’s a movie you like some movies are FUN

[lyricwritesprose]

There’s an Ebert review, I believe, of the Brendan Frasier Mummy film.  It basically goes, “k, there’s only one nice thing I can say about this movie, and that’s … I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.”

Like.  Was it a cinematic masterpiece?  No.  Do you want to pop some popcorn and put it on while you hang out with your D&D group or whatever?  Hell, yeah.  It’s fun.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

-Roger Ebert

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

Sometimes I forget that Raffi is a cantankerous old man on Twitter who spent a LOT of the mid 2000s calling out Christy Clark, and i just saw the tweet of him insulting the truck fucks and saying "the wheels on the trucks go round and round right outta town" and now I'm laugh crying

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

[funnytwittertweets]