Emotional Reck

He/him just here to shitpost and see shitposts

[theantistraight]

we back but @thecoolerantistraight is still gonna be my main

[anemonequeen-moved]

it's 420 eve dont forget to leave milk and brownies out for snoop dogg

[theantistraight]

Been saving this for over a year

[mynqzo]

tbh ive drawn buff women for long enough to stop being surprised when people throw nonsense at me like. im not out here claiming i know how to draw the most anatomically accurate buff woman or what certain muscles do when this or that and whatnot. im just tryna draw cool characters man

[mynqzo]

"this is a man >:((" "not how buff women look like" "male physique" "dont u mean man??"

shut up lmao

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[thesylverlining]

Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

[wybienova]

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

[iskwekan]

the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

[iskwekan]

elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon

[spacelazarwolf]

10 years ago today, uk prime minister margaret thatcher died of a stroke. reblog to raise her from the dead and kill her again.

[spacelazarwolf]

[butlerbookbinding]

This is why it's important to stay hydrated

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

[hjartasalt]

Customers today are really just taking turns being on their most bizarre behaviour

[hjartasalt]

Three customers I got within the span of ten minutes or less:

Older man who apologized to me for being Danish

Older lady who stared at me like I'd just called her a slur and killed her dog in front of her when I told her we ran out of bags (she had a bag in her pocket this whole time. Also she was buying one item)

Younger woman who was being so normal until it was time for her to pay and she dirty talked to the card reader

[hjartasalt]

For those wondering the dirty talk woman said (very clearly to the card reader, it was kinda under her breath and if it had eyes she would have been making intense eye contact) "oh yeah you're gonna get it" and THEN she put her card in

[beetleandfox]

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

[estufida]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[janes-a-charted-stan]

Don’t forget his lesbian aunts, Maggie Smith and Julie Andrews

[earhartsease]

how dare you leave out Miriam Margolyes

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[mlpoutofcontext]

[crtter]

[typhlonectes]

[chongoblog]

if i ever see elon musk in public i think im goin to jail fr

[chongoblog]

Follow-up

(I recommend checking out the full thread here, it's both heartfelt and contains a lot of cathartic roasting)

That said, I will share this segment because it reveals that...

Elon was sharing confidential health information publicly while also basically saying that he fired him for being disabled while also accusing him of faking it.

So between this entire shitstorm, the best way this can be summarized is:

[chongoblog]

One more addition, only because I want to spread some positivity about Halli, which I found out @mazjin posted in another reblog chain, and I'm trying to keep it all together if I can (sorry about that mazjin!), but he's a genuinely super cool person

[ralfmaximus]

Yeah, I’m reblogging this again because watching Elon go to war with the entire country of Iceland in real time is... breathtaking. 

[glumby]

they deleted the post but I saved these in the nick of time

[templepriest-motherfucker]

[thomas-is-my-name]

So the wolf in the Shrek movies seems to identify as a man, and just happens to wear a pink dress as his outfit of choice. Meanwhile Doris the Ugly Stepsister is definitely a woman while having some masculine features. Then there’s Pinocchio who is unambiguously male (he celebrates becoming a “real boy”) but secretly wears womens’ underwear. And I know this was mainly done for cheap transphobic comedy but like. They’re all basically decent people who are on the heroes’ side and get to live happily ever after, so there’s not reason not to read it completely straight. The only person who shames the wolf for cross-dressing is Fairy Godmother, and she’s a villain so we’re meant to dislike her. Shrek’s extended friend group just contains a lot of genderqueer weirdos who are living their best life and I think that’s great.

[eucloverfield61]

Actually, Doris IS trans or at least a Drag queen. It appeared in the extra material from one of the DVDS

According to what I saw in a Facebook post, it says that it’s on the extra material from Shrek 2 and she made the transition thanks to the Fairy Godmother

[youmaycallmebrian]