I'll tell the whole fucking world.

Miles Upshur. Freelance investigative journalist. I was recently contacted by an employee at some place called Mount Massive. The e-mail was frantic. Talked about all sorts of crazy shit. Don't know what he expected, working in an asylum. But here I am. The guy was right: everything is fucked. Beyond fucked. I've seen shit in the time I've spent here that nobody should ever have to see. Hundreds of mutilated carcasses crammed into a room and left to rot. Men that look like corpses but aren't. The entire place reeks of death. For some reason, I can't shake the feeling that I might not make it out of here alive. (Indie Outlast rp blog. 18+ friendly. Please click the Info button below.)

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OOC;;

hey guys its been 12345678 years but if i came back and started writing again would yall wanna write with me?? is anyone even still here in this year of 2019

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American Life 

[nico1073-deactivated20200802]

"Don't breathe it in!"

Too little, too late. As the expression goes. There’s only a split-second for her to register his words before the billowing cloud of smoke from the open doorway fills the space around her head and she doesn’t have time to hold her breath. She inhales, in spite of his orders, and her throat suddenly feels like it’s on fire.

The bright flames that engulf the nearby room fills her lungs and her body fights to expel it. Her small frame doubles, bending at the waist as she coughs, trying to push the burning air out. Tears fill up her singular eye and her balance fails her. Nicolette falls, curling onto the floor and finds it to be a place of relief. The smoke doesn’t surround her here and she gets enough out to feel competent speaking again.

“Wh-what… wh-why is everyth-thing burning?” She stammers through coughs, her voice scratchy and rough.

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Miles dropped to the ground, putting his arm over Nicolette’s back and pulling her down with him. Heat and smoke both rise, Miles figured, and although their encounter with the flames and soot was inevitable he could at least buy them some breathing room. Literally.

“It’s that patient, that . . variant,” Miles said gruffly, taking care only to breathe in when absolutely necessary. “The one who tried to burn the whole place down earlier. I took care of the mess in the kitchen, but these fuckers don’t  . . don’t give up easy.”

Miles’ throat burned like hell and his eyes were filled to the brim with gray. Even if they could manage it, the pair really couldn’t afford the time it would take to devise a plan. He elected to take what he considered to be the most reasonable course of action.

Miles grabbed Nico’s hand and began to crawl army-style away from the door.

“Whatever you do, don’t look back,” He instructed. “Shield your eyes if you can and only speak if you have to. I’ll —“ Miles’ words erupted into a violent fit of coughing. He decided to heed his own advice and did not finish his sentence.

Even if he had he would have been interrupted yet again, this time by another loud explosion from the room behind them. Miles heard what sounded like the door frame erupt into flames and flinched. It wouldn’t be long now before the infrastructure of the room they were in began to collapse. They needed to get to the courtyard, and fast.

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miles upshur

[greasyteeths]

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[spacepiratericky-archive]

Send me the name of any band/singer and I will find one of their songs to match my muse

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[ask-meme-addicts]

“Portal” sentence meme

❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞

❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞

❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞

❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞

❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞

❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞

❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞

❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞

❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞

❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞

❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞

❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞

❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞

❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞

❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞

❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞

❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞

❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞

❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞

❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞

❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞

❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞

❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞

❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞

❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞

❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞

❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞

❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞

❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞

❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞

❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞

❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞

❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞

❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞

❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞

❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞

❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞

❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞

❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞

❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞

❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞

❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞

❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞

❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞

❝ You are kidding me. ❞

❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞

[theapostle]

maybe you're racist against my smooth grey skin and sunglasses, my smooth grey dick, my glowing orb-like testicles

“Is this some obscure reference to a webcomic with fan-base whose poor reputation precedes them?”

[theapostle]

you look a little racist against blowjobs

“Yeah, and you look like a man who’s too afraid to show his face when asking other men about their sexual preferences. It’s hard for me to imagine sucking off a grey orb wearing sunglasses, so maybe my answers are a little biased, hm?”

[theapostle]

are you racist against blowjobs

“Do I look like a man who’s racist against blowjobs?”

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can you suck your own dick or something?

“So it has occurred to me that unless you preface your question with ‘have you ever’, I am not bound to the yes-or-no rule. So ha.”

There is an awkward pause where Miles realizes that the asker does not care in the slightest.

Miles clears his throat. “I’ve never tried, but I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.”

[getmeclean]

Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

[theapostle]

ok then would you you suck walrider wiener??

“I feel like this is a trick question. It’s almost paradoxical. I officially forfeit the ‘yes or no’ rule.”

[theapostle]

WOULD YOU LET THE WALRIDER SUCK YOUR DICK????

“NO!”

[theapostle]

have u ever wanted daddy gluskin to plow u while ur wearing a wedding dress??

“Do I really have to only say yes or no? Because I have a lot to say about this one. Mostly things along the lines of ‘who the fuck thought this was an okay thing to ask me?’”

Miles pauses. “Although . . to answer your question, I’ve never really thought about it before.”

[theapostle]

are you sure