Ashlz's Asylum

{Seeking refuge from the rest of the world} INTJ-A

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jackdonaghy]

[cwote]

:))

[pardonmewhileipanic]

thank you person who made me feel pretty good just now

[lightspeedsound]

^^that. That’s it. That’s exactly the vibe of the great British bake off.

[books-read-in-nooks]

Mr Darcy: “I’m not going to another Ball.”

Mr Bingley: “I heard Elizabeth Bennet is attending.”

Mr Darcy:

insta: books.read.in.nooks

[madqueensarah]

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

[redditfront]

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

[super-affection]

[spidaerman]

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

[progressivemillennial]

Truth Thursday!

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “I’m really not enjoying this book, but I’ll force myself another 50 pages. It might get better.”

Me, 50 pages later:

[summers-buffy]

[alachualibrary]

Curbside pickup is here!  Place holds for books, DVDs, and other materials online at www.aclib.us/catalog or call your preferred branch.  You will receive a notification when your items are ready. Call your library branch when you arrive to alert library staff that you are ready to pick up your items.

Whether you drive (no flaming cars please)

or bike

or walk

Library employees will bring your materials out to you, please have your library card or photo identification ready to show them. Patrons are encouraged to wear face masks or coverings when interacting with staff.

[jacks-lemmon]

[thescarletlibrarian]

Most people I know have a list of “shit I’d do if I had tenure.”

A lot of it’s telling specific people to go to hell and what they can do with themselves, their opinions, and the horse they ride in on when they get there.

The cheese knife in the eye thing definitely crops up, too, though.

@mental-health-in-academia @whatshouldwecallgradschool

[twitblr]

Kids need love.

[ninaahelvar]

hand touching? in my period drama? bitch i’m about a faint

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Do you think your campus will reopen in the fall?

Considering that would require our government getting its shit together enough to do widespread testing and contact tracing instead of encouraging states to reopen even though every epidemiologist in the world has said that’s a terrible idea, I would not bet money on it

[dank-doggos]

[itscolossal]

Paper Figures and Objects by Bethany Bickley Spring From Book Pages

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it