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Hamilton: A very serious musical
I found a tech dog today! Such a good boy!!
Theatre Tips and Tricks: Sleep.
The header is a bit misleading.
So you want to be in live theatre/concert tours/film and tv?
Do yourself a favour.
Take your circadian rhythm.
Gather it up in your arms.
Now carry it out back.
Give it one last, tender hug.
Put it down.
Tell it what a good sub-conscious control system it's been.
Now shoot it.
Or if you're Canadian and don't have a gun, use a rock, I don't know.
Just.
Put it out of its misery.
You'll be doing it a favour, I promise.
Because if you don't do this,
It is going to die a long, suffering, trembling death.
And it's going to take you with it.
Okay, joking aside, our 'time off' varies from month to month, week to week, even day to day. It's difficult to work in 'normal life' things such as shopping, banking, raising children, and sleeping. Fortunately, with 24 hour stores, online banking, and internet shopping, some things are easier than others.
Sleep is not one of those things.
One day you might be an afternoon matinee, the next day a morning work call, the afternoon off, and an evening show. Right into another morning call followed immediately by a matinee. Then you're off until the next evening. Then an afternoon and an evening. Finally an afternoon. And then your day off.
That's your week. But the next week is totally different. And the next.
Okay so that's an example of Repertory theatre like the Shaw Festival or Stratford (Ontario).
Back at Aquarius, 'stock' theatre, one show at a time, it wasn't uncommon to have twelve to sixteen hour days during tech weeks, setting up the lights and set, programming, actors onstage. And then it opens and you're just in for evenings and two matinees a week, for three weeks, and then do it all over again.
Or you're on a film shoot, and one day you start at 6am, go for twelve hours, then break. But because of turn-around stipulations, you can't start the next day until 8am. And the next day until 10am. So you begin the week up early and out in time for supper, but you end the week starting in the late afternoon and there until the sun rises.
Or you're a road crew touring the globe. You pull in at 7am, direct the local crew on how to put everything together, make sure everything works, trouble shoot, maybe rehearse a song or two. Catch a nap if you can, then it's concert time, immediately followed by directing the local crew how to take everything apart, shove it back in the truck, grab a shower, and it's 2am, back on the bus and off to the next town to start again in four or five hours.
That's not counting things like commuting to and from your job. Or the getting up and getting dressed, or the unwinding after you get home. Just because you have eight hours between calls doesn't mean you get eight hours sleep.
Sure, there are 'laws' against pushing people like that, or bonus time pay penalties to employers who make their workers keep such hours. But this industry also pushes people hard, and burns them out quickly. There's tons of unscrupulous bosses all too ready to take advantage of an earnest technician. Having the weight of a Union backing you up at times like that can certainly help to keep things legal, but not every venue has one. So then there's the boss saying something like "oh but this has to be done by tomorrow, I thought you cared about the arts..." These people don't care about the arts, and they certainly don't care about you. Look after yourselves.
Driving fatigued kills tons of technicians yearly. It's not "on site" so it doesn't count as a workplace concern. But it should.
The machismo attitude of "yah well, I did all that on only two hours sleep and twenty bottles of jolt!" feeds into this terrible cycle, encouraging people to push themselves harder and longer to get the show up.
And that's why this whole thing is absolutely terrible on our bodies.
Even if you're happy where you work, and love putting in that over time, our bodies need to rest, and our brains need to shut down. It will be incredibly hard to keep any sort of normal sleep cycle with standard working conditions.
As long as you're aware this is going to be part of your life in this industry.
And that there will be health repercussions down the line.
So how do I cope?
I keep odd hours. I'm usually up noon to 2am. Thick curtains can help keep the room dark to simulate night for dozing during the daytime.
I catch naps whenever I can. Back to back shows? An hour meal break in between. I'll curl up on a couch and close my eyes for fifty minutes. Sometimes I manage to doze off. Generally it's just nice to zone out and unwind. 'But that's your MEAL break!' Trick is... There's usually time preshow, or even during, where I'm sitting around bored. I can eat then. Eating on the clock is okay, sleeping generally isn't. Weird.
I try not to ride fatigued, but it's unavoidable. Leave yourself plenty of time, and plenty of space between other vehicles. Your reaction time is horrible when you're drowsy, so having that extra buffer helps.
Other common sense things include "eat healthy, avoid drugs and alcohol, exercise" and so on, but let's be honest, what we 'should' do and what we 'do' do often don't mesh.
Caffeine and stimulants might keep you awake, but at what cost 'later'. Tired bodies have weaker immune systems, but we don't have time to be sick. Take some pills and push on. -Also unhealthy.
At the end of it all, I have no "life hack" for sleeping and working in the entertainment industry. I don't know that there is one.
I love my job, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. And part of my job is being up at all hours, which means squeezing sleep in as best I can during the off hours. I'm okay with it, but I also don't have a social life.
Someone with a family, or friends, of whom keep 'normal' person timetables, trying to squeeze them in around rehearsals and runs, more power to them. And often times it just doesn't work. Which isn't me saying "you can't have friends or kids". It just takes more... effort? Or there are times you just have to miss important moments because time tables don't mesh?
It can be a tough career, and a tough way to live, but it's also the best jobs in the world.
Just make sure you're going into it eyes open.
Lin-Manuel Miranda as Piragüero on the film set of ‘In the Heights’.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthony Ramos, Dascha Polanco, and Stephanie Beatriz filming for the upcoming movie In the Heights on June 21, 2019 in Washington Heights, New York.
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Hey Directors!
Thank tech in your curtain call!!
It’s literally all we ask for in the show as tech.
It’s honestly one of the most insulting things to us to not thank tech because we work hard too. And we would like to be recognized for the whole two seconds it takes to thank tech.
Please.
How to make bread:
Obtain sponge
Paint sponge
Bread
I’m technically making a fruit cake, but right now it looks like a bread loaf. Upholstery foam makes the best bread. :)
I did not read the op’s username and thought this was a shitpost about making bread
There he go
I love absolutely everything about this
Musicals that opened on Broadway in 2008
13 // Cry Baby // Billy Elliot // Gypsy // In The Heights // Shrek // South Pacific // Sunday in the Park with George // The Little Mermaid // [title of show]
Help My Show Closed What Do I Do Now?
pls send advice omg
More shows.
Repeat until you retire or expire.
Can’t have post show drop if you are never post show
Or you can work in roadhouses. The post-show drop never happens until maintenance lol.
Tech Gothic:
Your show has closed. Did it ever open? Where have you been these past months? The carps are loading in. Has changeover happened? Did the show close, or are you only beginning?
Your show has closed. You step outside into the daylight for the first time in months. Years. Decades. Your eyes are burning. You retreat into the shadows. The darkness is your ally. You have been conditioned to mistrust the sun.
Your show has closed. You hear rumors of “post-show drop”. You smile and go about your preshow routine. You cannot drop what you have never carried.
Your show has closed. You cannot remember whether you enjoyed it or not, but know each song perfectly. You can hear nothing else. The new songs add to the cacophony in your head of shows past. You cannot tell whether nostalgia or masochism drives you to hum along.
Your show has closed. You sit at your board, waiting and ready. The dust of ages has settled upon you. Your headset has ceased to emit even the slightest sound. You cannot leave, and cannot speak- you are in standby. Your show has closed, but you cannot G.O.
Things I've said to my middle school tech crew this week:
[featuring repeat comments in bold italics]
Who LOCKED the (set) door? Two characters got murdered because they couldn’t get back in the house. That’s not supposed to happen. They’re dead. Show’s over before intermission. This is supposed to be a comedy!
Stop leaving ladders in doorways, it’s not even a funny prank!
Please stop talking about hentai.
You made a nice Centaur but Searcy’s Poseidon is the best I’ve ever seen.
That is literally my favorite color. Now what is it called? […] That’s not a word. Let’s call it Real Nice Green.
I don’t have enough gummy bears to deal with this.
You know, in professional theatre, to keep the mic pack dry they put it in a condom ….uh small plastic bag thing. The end. Go do homework or something.
It’s actually good luck to put a small piece of gaff tape on your left shoe.
Worry about yourself, Samuel.
Put your phones down and listen up! This is about your dinner break and dismissal time. If anyone asks me a question about what I’m covering now, I will quit my job.
I quit.
We covered what it means to wear running blacks. Neon green basketball shorts won’t cut it!
Yeah, we could do that… Or we could choose to not die.
I would betray you all for extra queso.
Searcy, you’re fired.
NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY ANSWER THE CALL AND DON’T DELAY ANSWER THE CALL AND DON’T DELAY WRONGS WILL BE RIIIIIGHTED IF WE’RE UNIIIIITED LET US SEEEEEEEEIZE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Applying For Tech Theatre Jobs?
Since I assume a lot of you tech theatre folk out there are applying for jobs I thought I’d put together for you a comprehensive post of things relating to:
Finding & Applying
Cover Letters + Resumes [2]
Portfolios (Online and Hard Copy [2]) - (online portfolio help post to be completed)
Interview étiquette
Accepting a position/contracts [2]
Hopefully these will help you out some.
Being a theatre major is surreal sometimes
more theatre gothic
you’ve vacuumed the scene shop at least three times. there’s somehow more sawdust than before
the director puts you in charge of locking up and turning on the ghost light. you turn on the ghost light and lock up. as you leave the building, you don’t remember whether or not you turned the ghost light on
the arbors in the fly rail clang. there is no one in the show rail
the mannequin has been in the green room for too long. she’s always striking a pose. her hand is on backwards. where is her leg
the hair techs say they’re almost done but they keep brushing and braiding. you didn’t know you had that much hair
the director changes the blocking. the stage manager marks it down. the next day the director forgets the blocking changed. the stage manager looks down at their notes—there was never a blocking change
the lights are focused. everything is still kind of hazy
“sound s, go.” everyone forgets it’s a silent cue. why did we program a silent cue
the mic table isn’t where it should be
the props master is missing. the actors can’t find their props. all the props are missing too
an actor forgets their line. a single audience member claps softly
the asm waits for their cue but all they hear is static. the show closed two days ago
an actor misses their entrance. you can’t find them in the theatre. you check the cast list. they were never in the show
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