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fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win

annadork-blog

#strangly inspirational

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keuppy

GRAVITY FALLS TAKES A POST

captain-snark

discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go

drunkenkeith

basically

the-world-is-wide-and-here-i-am

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

moistcornbread

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

derrickrosenberg

Reblogging for that last comment

brokeyuppiepunk

welcome to Canada

its-tuesday-again

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

the video that this gif

comes from

theheartmaid

OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING

notslayerage-deactivated2013112

metallipstick

My education in a nutshell

bestrooftalkever

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

mamasam

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

piglii

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

vergess

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

stunningpicture

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

nosdrinker

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

shortvideosandstuff

cute-animals-only

majortvjunkie

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

user647848

Dean peaking in your blog to tell you that you look beautiful today.

bladetheroosterteethfanguy

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”