A Jean Jorted Before Its Time @minamino - Tumblr Blog

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

#anything by john steinbeck #ik hes a california treasure or whatever #but his writing is dull #and his characters are miserable assholes at best #(except for lenny from mice. hes just miserable)#my soph english teacher made us read a bunch of his stuff #i hated it so much

bobcat-pie

we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

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Double Breach

‘Two giant, school bus-sized, blubbery whales, sometimes weighing up to 40,000 kilograms, coordinated a jump at the same time. I took this image off the coast of Lennox Head, northern NSW, this winter, Saturday 5 July. We call it the humpback highway; every day you can see whales jumping. This was a rare opportunity to capture two at the same time.’

Danielle Smith

Nature Conservancy Australia Oceania photo contest

what-even-is-thiss

I know that lesbian is also a word that can refer to someone from the island of lesbos and when Herodotus says that a king “sent his lesbians” to do something he’s referring to soldiers from lesbos

but I can’t get the image out of my head of a king or general pointing at a city and yelling “go, my lesbians!” and then a bunch of gay women running in to burn it down

#honestly thats just how lesbians are #in my experience at least #ive never met a lesbian who wasnt ride or die

funny-tik-toks

#shes in my prayer journal #video

just-deer-things

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

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hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

guiltfactory

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

ps192

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

clottedblog

knightofleo

draconic-daughter

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.