[kosmogrl]

[loonamoths]

The humble sewing machine

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[lawrenceleemagnuson]

Je Shen 艺术家 (China b. 1973) new work (2026) oil and acrylic on canvas 160 x 120 cm

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[night-the-starfish]

Hunter and prey, markers on paper.

[kindofcarson]

Some pages from my unfinished junk journal

[diabolicjoy]

‘A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue’ (by Zsolt Semperger, original post here)

[junkiechurch]

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

[loonamoths]

I saw a car earlier that was so incredibly stupid that I spent the rest of my bus ride frantically editing a recreation. Look at this thing

[loonamoths]

wait I found pictures of the real thing. Somehow it’s even tackier than I realized.

Everybody point and laugh

[loonamoths]

I saw a car earlier that was so incredibly stupid that I spent the rest of my bus ride frantically editing a recreation. Look at this thing