The Bakestrain Has Left

I am who I am bitches.

[jkatnay]

Disney: *makes yet another live Acton remake*

Me:

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[just-for-grins]

[kirkaut]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[hoork]

[tutselutse]

John Cleese just murdered a guy on twitter

[torracat]

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[killue]

realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:

[liquidstar]

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” 

[liquidstar]

picasso

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[aidashakur]

[bakwaaas]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

You’re doing soooo much for someone that doesn’t do shit for you….why? 

[creamynut]

I’m a dumb ass bitch, next question

[thebakestrainhasleft]

Have You Ever Felt

Like your whole world has been turned upside down and you are falling through space with no idea where you are being dragged and no ties to hold you to anything? Like you are in so much pain that you will never be able to feel ever again, happy or sad, angry or embarrassed. Like nothing is holding you back but nothing is holding you down. Like if there was a choice between living for the next forty years or the next day you wouldn’t give a crap if you only had the next day, and even that was too long. Have you ever felt love. I know I have, and because I have felt it, this is what I feel now.

[antiandrogen]

lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wife 

she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on top 

adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demon…

…go off 

[antiandrogen]

i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass who’d rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized… or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys

[chubby-bunnies]

this is so important.