Cyberworm.txt

Hi, I'm Cy(berworm)

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[iamwizzzzz]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

I couldn't find an official translation so forgive me but it says

"Sometimes we have to look at things that aren't cute and make us uncomfortable."

"Because I don't really understand it."

"Because it has nothing to do with me."

"Because it just feels unpleasant."

"If we keep turning a blind eye like that until we can't see anything anymore, then eventually even the cute things will disappear."

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[cannibalchicken]

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

[shutyourmoustache]

[hostilemakeover]

[g00seg1raffe]

Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan

[lunarlagomorph]

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[sloppystyle]

[lakemojave]

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

[preserving-tiktok]

[lmeg9]

Wait! But this is so cute!

[qqchurch]

the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

[qqchurch]

perhaps there might be still some hope yet...

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[zarpaulus]

[anarchistmemedistro]

the WHAT

[kitch-n-sync]

@hisscrisprcas9 shoutout! Love your work! :)

u/Living-East-8486 on Reddit

[anarchistmemedistro]

[latinotiktok]

Feliz Halloween 🎃

[carnivorousflower]

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

[zoesupreme]

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

these beat ass if youve ever been tempted to eat pencil erasers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive been destroying a bag i got from Burlington Coat Factory

[bunniope]

this mf is buying candy at the coat store

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jealous of my yummy erasers from the coat store lol. SAD!

[cyclonopedia]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

[unwastelandunbaby]

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

[hollow-blasphemy]

FISH DLC GUYS!!!!

[numberonevirginiansimp]

Diversity win! Spiritual successor to the Folgers incest comercial is gay!

[villainessbian]

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