THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

[depsidase]

[memecucker]

You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance

[mansplainmanipulatemalewife]

[Via @bugjams]

[fostersffff]

[wiiwheel]

Pepsi was called Brad's drink

[wiiwheel]

I feel like not enough people know about Brad's Drink

[grandtheftflora-again]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[punkrocklorax]

[mojav]

*teleports behind you*

[rcktpwr]

*teleports behind you*

[mojav]

*teleports behind me behind you*

[oukaori-deactivated20190727]

[bluerats]

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

[memeuplift]

[toytowns]

[super-metroid]

[stevenb1987]

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

[shensation]

ITS BACK

[crackingskullz-deactivated20191]

and frog

[costumersupportdept]

every few months I show this to someone new.

[costumersupportdept]

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

[costumersupportdept]

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

[thememedaddy]

[charlesoberonn]

Announcing to the world in plain words that his political positions are for sale. Not even pretending not to be corrupt.

[talkstothemoonandstars]

On Aug 20th, 2024, 34x convicted felon lyin' donnie said he'd end the $7500 tax credit for EV cars. As usual, he's lying both ways. He just told you he will do A, and then days later he says he won't do A.

[fauxcyonoides]

So I see you all are exhausted by streaming services effectively recreating cable. I see you’re all tired of ads. Pirating is a great alternative, but I have another fantastic option for you all!

I live in Seattle. And in Seattle we have America’s largest physical media store, Scarecrow Video. They are a non-profit that has pretty much any film or tv show you can imagine. Like, everything. So much so that one of our local cinemas does a program with them called “Unstreamable” where they show a film from Scarecrow’a archive that you can’t access anywhere online. It’s a bit overwhelming to go to their store, which is two levels of every program under the sun.

ANYWAY, I bring this up because they recently started a Rent-by-Mail program. It’s pretty similar to what Netflix used to do. You can rent up to six titles (barring their super rare stuff and pornos) and they will ship it to you, then you return it in the included pre-paid envelope.

Why does this rock? Sure, you still have to pay money, BUT you are supporting a non-profit that is dedicated to preserving media instead of some corporation looking for endless profit. They can also expand your palette with their vast selection. And if you have a favorite piece of media, you never have to worry about it disappearing! All their stuff is there in perpetuity.

So this is all to say, now that Scarecrow has expanded their reach beyond the Greater Seattle Area, I implore you to check them out. If you don’t want to rent right now, the could always use donations to keep them afloat.

You can check out their catalogue HERE!

[markv5]

Уважительная причина моего опоздания на работу - не пускал кот 🥰

Уважительная причина моего опоздания на работу - не пускал кот 🥰

[charlesoberonn]

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[derrickwildsun-deactivated20250]

That video of Alex Hirsch reading S&P notes for Gravity Falls conveys a few things to me:

1) the U.S. entertainment industry (especially animation) is run by older conservative types who make up offensive terms and get really mad about them.

2) the people who run Disney would be the first to fall in line with a fascist regime.

3) most of the media we consume is tailor-made and watered-down to appeal to the tastes of older, deeply religious conservative audiences.

4) conservatism, not the left, is and always has been the biggest voice of censorship in American culture.

[sci-fantasy]

J. Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5, was before that a producer and writer for a number of cartoons in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s (The Real Ghostbusters and the original She-Ra, most notably). After a few years of dealing with the censors and their obsession with finding Satanism (or at least looking for Satanism to further political agendas) he wrote an article about the whole corrupt and bullshit system.

And published it in Penthouse, to force those same censors to buy a skin mag. The editor there asked, why Penthouse?

That one is from his autobiography, Becoming Superman. See also:

(As he goes on to say, he’s never worked in animation again–he’s effectively been blacklisted by the cartoon industry.)

[mysharona1987]

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

[xvnot15]

My policy for the past couple of years is to go into the Doctor and state my symptoms. Then tell the Doctor. “STOP”  “I want your diagnosis and treatnment options for someone weighing 135 pounds.”  When they try to argue and immediately START with weight, I firmly reiterate they are to diagnose me as if I were 135 pounds. Eventually most grudgingly will think about it and answer me. I’ll allow them then to “triumphantly” go on to dismiss their previous diagnosis and pin everything on my weight. 

Then I point out I have been the same weight for 15 years and these symptoms are sudden and new. My weight is no factor in that. Give me the tests and treatment you first mentioned.

This is how they discovered a large fibroid that needed to be removed. From stories I’ve heard from others, if I hadn’t approached it this way it might have taken me years of pain and discomfort before they might have finally discovered the fibroid and treated it.

Just remember;

DEMAND A DIAGNOSIS FOR THE SAME SYMPTOMS FOR A PERFECT BMI FOR YOUR HEIGHT FIRST!!!

[juno-platoono]

GUYS I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT WHAT COMES UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE BEARDSLEY

WEEPING

[catchymemes]