[tmnt-pizza-party]

TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

[chipsncookies]

Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif

[theonion]

[dogpuppy]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[cringepics]

[fnordseer5]

when you think about it, what does the op really do? just writes a funny sentence. anyone can do that. but to recognize its value and decide to share it with one's followers? that takes real genius

[throathole]

Even at my lois I must still marge forward

[throathole]

Go to hell?

[tgirl-thucydides]

[kiri-instinct]

today i am reminded of, and moved by, the best tweet of all time

[maidslime]

"Are these your Marxist values" *posts the coolest thing ever*

[svartibaldur]

[jaminbonbon]

[intactics]

it is amazing to watch a President of the United States do so much to destroy the American empire almost entirely by accident/as an untintentional consequence of his scamming, shitposting, poor moral character, violent temper, and total lack of impulse control. like. what can I compare him to? Jackson might have been an amoral sadistic sociopath but he was capable of goal oriented behavior

[autistic-speedbump]

The fuck you mean "by accident?"

We've known from the very beginning that he's a Russian asset. He's been destabilizing our country on Putin's orders. I mean, just the soybeans alone is proof enough.

[intactics]

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[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

[screenshotsofdespair]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[peachfromcmbyn]