Idk What I'm doing

She/They || 19 || I identify as a confused mess Overthrow the Government

[quotemadness]

“Lately I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be…and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.”

— Andrea Gibson

[thebass232]

Nobody compliment me or I'll cry

[thebass232]

But also nobody criticize me or I'll definitely cry

[thebass232]

Nobody compliment me or I'll cry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

keep forgetting I have an assigned gender. blows my mind every time. utterly wild. crazy world we live in

[thebass232]

Your assigned gender is chaos

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

[mariopowertennis]

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

[orchidvioletindigo]

Your gf who works with clowns

[probablybadrpgideas]

Make your drow blind and let them echolocate

[thebass232]

Falmer

[probablybadrpgideas]

A warforged made to fight The War On Drugs. Created by the evil sorcerer Raē-gan, it has a skewed sense of justice and profiling it uses to target criminals.

[catnippackets]

it had to be done

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please practice speaking to yourself in a gentle mental voice. many of us, especially those raised by overly critical caregivers, have developed the habit of speaking unkindly to ourselves in our own heads. this is yet another instance of learned behavior that has to be purposely unlearnt. a good way to start is to monitor your thoughts and the judgments you pass on yourself, and practice rewording them in more positive, supportive language. practice speaking to yourself as if to a child who needs love and kindness. because you do. you do need those things.

in a world as jumbled and harsh as this, you deserve at least to cradle yourself in your own gentle hands. you deserve people who treat you gently. and one of those people needs to be you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh. oh I am going to THROW something

[misguided-matchmaker]

….a party?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a person off of a roof maybe. haven't decided yet

[thebass232]

Defenestrate the refrigerate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[thebass232]

Why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr choose a topic and i’ll make it creepy

[yogurt831]

pasta

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

homemade pasta but instead of wheat the flour is made of human skin flakes extracted from household dust. when you put it through the pasta maker, angels weep. don’t ask me about the marinara sauce. next topic.

[lizard-spams-your-dash]

How tf do we move on from that?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my problem. next topic

[thebass232]

Marinara sauce?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are really out there putting skeletons in negligently small enclosures without any enrichment or socialization smh

[thebass232]

I vote we start mass graves again like the did circa black plague era. Give the skeletons some neighbors

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Feeling extremely

[deanwinchesterapologist]

This post was supposed to have more words in it but I think it can stand alone

[probablybadrpgideas]

How do paper and pencil feel about the D&D set that just dropped in Magic: the Gathering?

We do not gather magic - Paper

[thebass232]

You should, gathering magic is a fun pastime and you don't need the same reccuring players or have to find a consistent schedule

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

funniest mistake you've ever made that seemed like a good idea at the time?

[anonymoustypewriter]

Tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the waffle iron and wrecked the iron, got melted cheese all over the counter, and burned myself trying to open it up when it started smoking

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i...wonder if I have access to a waffle iron. hold on I gotta go check on a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fantastic news everyone! I have a waffle iron, a loaf of cheese-filled sourdough, and it is LUNCHTIME MY BABIES!!!!

[trustmeifyoudare]

GAUD YES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and that is all the permission I need!

this is a splendiferous jim-dandy idea with no conceivable consequences or pitfalls

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BOY HOWDY I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT

(also fuck it, I'm adding fried egg. my sandwich my rules)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: the bread has been stuffed full of good lovin' and the griddle is a tropical honeymoon (hot, steamy, and all lubed up). time to melt some hearts and some cheese my honeys! let's get hot and gooey, cause it's ORDER UP BITCH

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so...i have some news

[thebass232]

Did it gain sentience and attempt to overthrow the government of a small Midwestern town and establish a communist regime?

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]