calamitysArsenal

^^^what am i doing here^^^

[gatoranimator]

oh my god wait do you guys remember the guy who was like

garfield but he had some guy's face

what happened to him

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^curse of ra but instead of sand it was 1bilpairs of feet^^^

[gustavoandbrick]

Always good to see a couple new faces after a long adventure! I will say though, the amount of vacant houses is a bit concerning...

[gustavoandbrick]

Come to think of it, the sky.... Just what is going on here?!

[gatoranimator]

A thrillseeker, eh? Well, since y'asked, it's a long story. Y'ever heard the tale....

of THE GORILLAZ?

[cheerio-with-a-shotgun]

STOP TALKING. GO TO JAIL.

[gatoranimator]

When they were first formin' - a long and sprawlin' story in itself - they set out to redefine just what a band could offer!

And from sailin' the high seas to makin' movies in the mountains, they did just that! But one day...

The bassist, MURDOC NICCALS....

He just... up and went missin'! Neither head or hide of 'im!

So the RAT-KING OF MUSIC had to step in to make sure the show could go on! He offered one SCOTT STICK an offer. Enough money to bring his wildest ambitions to life, at the cost-a his soul. And he took it, hook line n' sinker!

The day of the concert, he became somethin' else. No, really! He was just like WARIO! Acted like the guy too! 'Twas great, but short lived. He got a faceful of grass from people who were apparently his buddies! Musta gotten real jealous or somethin'!

And from there everythin' went haywire. The DENPA FISH had to step in.

So, you. What'll you choose? An homage to foreign lands or a slow descent into oblivion?

[tendertartarus]

>~hey so, we all choose neither?

>~that alright with you??

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^YO GENIUS PUNCH HIS FUCKIN LIGHTS OUT^^^

[normalandregularpaddle]

i'd say i don't really like this new album but i don't even think the band does besides the new one

[hallelujah-holly]

Its so bad i genuinely have ideation and considering right now.

[normalandregularpaddle]

it's like, everyone is trying so hard to salvage it but the actual material is just irredeemable and

[scott-the-fantastick]

My apologies to SHRIMPO here but I have to make an announcement! I, Wario, need your help! So I'd better see a couch somewhere in the crowd! And if you don't have one on you, then get out there and get me one! It's an urgent matter!

[edithupfunnymoments]

no bro what you need is to touch some fuckin grass

[tipsymomstalgic]

Ugh, god, it smells like rat feces in this place!

No offense to that darling brick.

[scott-the-fantastick]

GET OFF ME!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO RUN A SHOW HERE!!!!!!!

[burtonstone]

Absolutely.. NOT!!!

[scott-the-fantastick]

BUT THE COUCH! THINK OF THE COUCH!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

ooohhh my god.

This'll make for a wonderful article.

[scott-the-fantastick]

YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT Anyone you think is.... weird....

Speaking of, is it just me or am I getting taller again?

[atarutheawesome]

Heh heh! I just can't believe what you did! Almost feels like Springfield!

[lovely-oni]

..DARLING...😭😭 I HATE THIS DARLING!!

[normalandregularpaddle]

electrocute that man! now!!!!

[lovely-oni]

DIVINE DONUT-IBUTION!!!

[atarutheawesome]

But I wanna go to Japan--HARGAHRGAHRBARHGBAGRHGARBGHARBHARBGARHBABGHRGBRBGH!!!!!!!

[atarutheawesome]

Ugh, my head....

THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ANYWAY?!

[pico-graham]

I AM RAT THE KING OF MUSIC. I HAVE POSSESSED PICOS BODY SO I CAN SAY .. FUCK MIGHTY DIGITAL CIRCUS

[edithupfunnymoments]

@burtonstone isn't this the guy who got your friend

[pico-graham]

SHUT UP BITCH

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE LIKES OF

Patrick star.

Globox.

AND YES, EVEN KAO THE KANGAROO.

[gatoranimator]

HOP OFF KAO THE KANGAROO.

[pico-graham]

NO BUT YOU'RE KIND OF DRAWABLE I CAN'T EVEN LIE YOU'RE MY TYPE

[normalandregularpaddle]

ok so this whole thing was a ruse related to the fish ball somehow. can you tell me what happened to ugly green?

[pleasant-neatfreak]

What if the rat god has something to do with it..-?

[normalandregularpaddle]

well yeah he possessed some kid's body after ataru got electrocuted for being too homeric for too long

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

I would advise against fighting the ways of rat god, Pizzahead.

[realpizzahead]

YOU WON'T STOP ME.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

FATSO IS KIND OF AWESOME IM NGL

[realpizzahead]

YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T? THE RAT GOD. WHICH IS WHY I AM OVERTHROWING HIM NOW!

[pico-graham]

IF YOU LOSE, I DRAW YOU.

[realpizzahead]

BRING IT ON.

[pico-graham]

IF YOU INSIST.

[eddie-bull]

What on earth is going on here?!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^people are calling it "the ultimate showdown of ultimate history"^^^

[eddie-bull]

I.. I don't understand anything! Spent a day in the belly of another critter and now this?!

I just don't understand! Is this normal here??

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^only kind of^^^

[normalandregularpaddle]

i'd say i don't really like this new album but i don't even think the band does besides the new one

[hallelujah-holly]

Its so bad i genuinely have ideation and considering right now.

[normalandregularpaddle]

it's like, everyone is trying so hard to salvage it but the actual material is just irredeemable and

[scott-the-fantastick]

My apologies to SHRIMPO here but I have to make an announcement! I, Wario, need your help! So I'd better see a couch somewhere in the crowd! And if you don't have one on you, then get out there and get me one! It's an urgent matter!

[edithupfunnymoments]

no bro what you need is to touch some fuckin grass

[tipsymomstalgic]

Ugh, god, it smells like rat feces in this place!

No offense to that darling brick.

[scott-the-fantastick]

GET OFF ME!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO RUN A SHOW HERE!!!!!!!

[burtonstone]

Absolutely.. NOT!!!

[scott-the-fantastick]

BUT THE COUCH! THINK OF THE COUCH!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

ooohhh my god.

This'll make for a wonderful article.

[scott-the-fantastick]

YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT Anyone you think is.... weird....

Speaking of, is it just me or am I getting taller again?

[atarutheawesome]

Heh heh! I just can't believe what you did! Almost feels like Springfield!

[lovely-oni]

..DARLING...😭😭 I HATE THIS DARLING!!

[normalandregularpaddle]

electrocute that man! now!!!!

[lovely-oni]

DIVINE DONUT-IBUTION!!!

[atarutheawesome]

But I wanna go to Japan--HARGAHRGAHRBARHGBAGRHGARBGHARBHARBGARHBABGHRGBRBGH!!!!!!!

[atarutheawesome]

Ugh, my head....

THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ANYWAY?!

[pico-graham]

I AM RAT THE KING OF MUSIC. I HAVE POSSESSED PICOS BODY SO I CAN SAY .. FUCK MIGHTY DIGITAL CIRCUS

[edithupfunnymoments]

@burtonstone isn't this the guy who got your friend

[pico-graham]

SHUT UP BITCH

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE LIKES OF

Patrick star.

Globox.

AND YES, EVEN KAO THE KANGAROO.

[gatoranimator]

HOP OFF KAO THE KANGAROO.

[pico-graham]

NO BUT YOU'RE KIND OF DRAWABLE I CAN'T EVEN LIE YOU'RE MY TYPE

[normalandregularpaddle]

ok so this whole thing was a ruse related to the fish ball somehow. can you tell me what happened to ugly green?

[pleasant-neatfreak]

What if the rat god has something to do with it..-?

[normalandregularpaddle]

well yeah he possessed some kid's body after ataru got electrocuted for being too homeric for too long

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

I would advise against fighting the ways of rat god, Pizzahead.

[realpizzahead]

YOU WON'T STOP ME.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

FATSO IS KIND OF AWESOME IM NGL

[realpizzahead]

YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T? THE RAT GOD. WHICH IS WHY I AM OVERTHROWING HIM NOW!

[pico-graham]

IF YOU LOSE, I DRAW YOU.

[realpizzahead]

BRING IT ON.

[pico-graham]

IF YOU INSIST.

[eddie-bull]

What on earth is going on here?!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^people are calling it "the ultimate showdown of ultimate history"^^^

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

Hmm, who is that I think i see from the corner of My very own eye over there? Newcomers to this town?

@piratesquawk ! A silly looking uncreative puppet and it's flimsy looking Master?

HOOHOOHOOOO! i sense that somebody isn't much of a creative spirit, isnt he? That doll is about to rip apart in no time!

[piratesquawk]

HAAARRRKKKKK!!!! whats that?! WHADDYA JUST CALL ME, REDHEAD???????

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

REDHEAD?!

Are you calling I, the greatest artiste this generation has ever known..

A GENERIC, PLAIN, REDHEAD?!

I SHALL LET YOU KNOW, COMMONER, THAT I AM RENOWNED! I AM THE PRODUCT OF ART'S FUTURE! A VISIONARY IF YOU MUST!

GET OVER HERE, YOU!!

[piratesquawk]

ARTIST??? PAH! WHAT A JOKE!!

LEMME AT EM'!!!! LEMME AT EM'!!!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

A JOKE!?!?!

HAVE YOU SEEN! MY PAINTINGS!

THEY ARE MAGNIFICENT ARTIFACTS!!!!!!

PRECIOUS CAREFULLY CRAFTED JEWELS!

WITH YOUR POORLY MADE FEATHERS, MEANWHILE, PLEASE. A KINDERGARTENER COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU!

[piratesquawk]

thats funny... BECAUSE I BET YOUR PAINTINGS LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTENERS PUKE AND SPIT ANYWAY!!!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

OH THAT'S IT!

PEPPERMAN STRIKES!

[piratesquawk]

BRING IT ONNNNN!!!!!! HAAARRRRKKKKK!!!!!!

[captainkiddie]

SQUAWK!

[piratesquawk]

ILLKILLJIMILLKILLHIM I SWESR ON YOU I:/LL KILL HIM LET ME GOOOOOO

[captainkiddie]

NO, SQUAWK!

What would lottie think!

Hitting others is bad, squawk! bad, BAD! if you keep this up youre getting no milk and cookies!

[piratesquawk]

............

...................

..........................

FINE.

[captainkiddie]

Now that's the spirit!

But seriously, what is going on now?

[piratesquawk]

HE-HECALLED ME.

He cALLED US A-

URRHGGJFJZMMFGMHMHMDKGMRMMGMDMDNNGDBDHDHFJFHFHHGHHHHHHH

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

I DO NOT SPEAK URRHGGGJFZMMMMMMHMHMH! HAHAHA;

[captainkiddie]

Hey!

You do not speak to him like that!

Why, that's it!

[thebestartisteverpepperman]

oooOoowwwwOOWWWWW MY FUCKIN PEPPERBAALLLLLSLSSSSS

[piratesquawk]

TAKE THAATTTTTTTT

[pico-graham]

I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SHIT

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^only happens in blorbotown^^^

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^@pico-graham dude why did you bring a seal in2our house^^^

[pico-graham]

???? SINCE WHEN DID I?? DUDE I'M GETTING BLAMED FOR SHIT I'VE NEVER DONE THIS IS WILD

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^did it crawl in by itself or some shit come on man^^^

[pico-graham]

WELL WHO'S THE SAY IT WASN'T NENE???

.. where is she anyway?

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^actually she was having some beef with someone else maybe we should investig8or some shit^^^

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^@pico-graham dude why did you bring a seal in2our house^^^

[pico-graham]

???? SINCE WHEN DID I?? DUDE I'M GETTING BLAMED FOR SHIT I'VE NEVER DONE THIS IS WILD

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^did it crawl in by itself or some shit come on man^^^

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^@pico-graham dude why did you bring a seal in2our house^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[cutlasscreature]

I 7HINK HE L00K2 LIKE A FAGGGG0000077

[ddynamitewoman]

PAY ME 7 BUCKSROONIESZ SO U CAN KEP ON UZING THAT WORD

[cutlasscreature]

Y0U ARE LI7ERALLY AL20 A W0MAN

[ddynamitewoman]

7 BUCKAROONIES BY ☀️DAY.

[cutlasscreature]

IDGAF.

[ddynamitewoman]

DNT SAY I DIDNT WARN U

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^????????^^^

[pico-graham]

not burned down as of YET.

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^"would i even complain tho" yes the fuck you WOULD wed have 2live in an abandoned train car or some shit^^^

[pico-graham]

NOT TRUE WE'D LIVE IN uhh

uh

hm

zuhhh

so here's the plan. it involves lains basement

[tendertartarus]

>~no?

>~i like you guys but i just don't think having you three in my basement of all places would be a good idea

[pico-graham]

[tendertartarus]

>~i could snap your neck like a twig if i wanted to, by the way.

>~just so you know

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^please do it i cant put up with any more of this white boys bullshit^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[cutlasscreature]

I 7HINK HE L00K2 LIKE A FAGGGG0000077

[ddynamitewoman]

PAY ME 7 BUCKSROONIESZ SO U CAN KEP ON UZING THAT WORD

[cutlasscreature]

Y0U ARE LI7ERALLY AL20 A W0MAN

[ddynamitewoman]

7 BUCKAROONIES BY ☀️DAY.

[cutlasscreature]

IDGAF.

[ddynamitewoman]

DNT SAY I DIDNT WARN U

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^????????^^^

[pico-graham]

not burned down as of YET.

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^"would i even complain tho" yes the fuck you WOULD wed have 2live in an abandoned train car or some shit^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[cutlasscreature]

I 7HINK HE L00K2 LIKE A FAGGGG0000077

[ddynamitewoman]

PAY ME 7 BUCKSROONIESZ SO U CAN KEP ON UZING THAT WORD

[cutlasscreature]

Y0U ARE LI7ERALLY AL20 A W0MAN

[ddynamitewoman]

7 BUCKAROONIES BY ☀️DAY.

[cutlasscreature]

IDGAF.

[ddynamitewoman]

DNT SAY I DIDNT WARN U

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^????????^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[pico-graham]

you know what fuck YOU say what you want but at least my profile isn't ms garbage you tip toucher fuckkkkkk

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the only tips im getting are from my commissioners cause my shits worthy of being exhibited in the moma^^^

[pico-graham]

not even in the moma you fuck it's just straight up cheekie weekies 😶

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^acting like you didnt tell me to draw shit for you like a bajillion times^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[pico-graham]

you know what fuck YOU say what you want but at least my profile isn't ms garbage you tip toucher fuckkkkkk

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the only tips im getting are from my commissioners cause my shits worthy of being exhibited in the moma^^^

[silliernoise]

you guys have heard of the shoe shark right

well i have a drawing with a bit of a twist

this is no shoe shark

this is shark shoe the shoe with sharks on its legs

[pico-graham]

Oh haaahh haah the shark! Have no shoe!

WHAT ADVANCED FORM OF COMEDY IS THERE TO THIS

I just made some bullshit!

[silliernoise]

^ not a sigma

[pico-graham]

NO. NO. NO. I AM A SUPER SIGMA AND I AM PROUD. SUPER SIGMA AND PROUD!!!!!!

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^the other guy seems corny as fuck but your pfp is a cat and you lost in a bajillion fistfights so im going to withhold my judgement^^^

[gatoranimator]

not to imply i watched sml or anything but does anyone else think its crazy that they put coke in the 8 ball instead of woke like the liberals or whatever

[cutlasscreature]

[gatoranimator]

you're the last person who should jeffy bruh gif me you know that

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^whatever man. tk max blast^^^

[tendertartarus]

>~can you hear me out for a second

[glary-the-shark]

why does she have snakes around her neck? is she stupid?

[tendertartarus]

>~those are her pets! be nice to her

[glary-the-shark]

so is she .. catdusa:o

[tendertartarus]

>~no, medusa's snake hair was a part of her, she had that from the beginning

>~dina's pet snakes are just little guys she likes to talk to when she's bored

[hallelujah-holly]

She didn't have them from the beginning ! She was cursed with them! Just a correction

[annetta-little-fishy]

who gaf isn't there mpreg in greek lore

[gatoranimator]

???????????????????????????????????????

[marching-pitchy-pitch]

It's Greek mythology! Of course it has that!

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

Tracy likes Athena :)

[annetta-little-fishy]

girl shut the fuckkk up😭 shut cho bitch ass up😭"i like Athena" nananaa who gaf go back to listening to static you smell and stink

[edithupfunnymoments]

I DON'T CARE IF THEY LISTEN TO STATIC I'M NOT LETTING SOMEONE WHO LISTENS TO SKIBIDI TOILET ALL DAY SHIT ON SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MUSIC TASTE

[annetta-little-fishy]

IN MY DEFENSE. IT BANGS. HOP OFF THE GOAT

@scott-the-fantastick come and get your girl😭 she a goofy ass bitch

[edithupfunnymoments]

NO IT DOES NOT AND NEITHER WILL YOU

[annetta-little-fishy]

YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP!!!!!!!

[tendertartarus]

>~this is a great discussion but can we go back to talking about dina and how i should be allowed to kiss her, as a treat

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^that's an armadillo^^^

[gatoranimator]

do you think this is a cat then

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^mother fucker name 1time you saw a cat in the desert^^^

[tendertartarus]

>~can you hear me out for a second

[glary-the-shark]

why does she have snakes around her neck? is she stupid?

[tendertartarus]

>~those are her pets! be nice to her

[glary-the-shark]

so is she .. catdusa:o

[tendertartarus]

>~no, medusa's snake hair was a part of her, she had that from the beginning

>~dina's pet snakes are just little guys she likes to talk to when she's bored

[hallelujah-holly]

She didn't have them from the beginning ! She was cursed with them! Just a correction

[annetta-little-fishy]

who gaf isn't there mpreg in greek lore

[gatoranimator]

???????????????????????????????????????

[marching-pitchy-pitch]

It's Greek mythology! Of course it has that!

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

Tracy likes Athena :)

[annetta-little-fishy]

girl shut the fuckkk up😭 shut cho bitch ass up😭"i like Athena" nananaa who gaf go back to listening to static you smell and stink

[edithupfunnymoments]

I DON'T CARE IF THEY LISTEN TO STATIC I'M NOT LETTING SOMEONE WHO LISTENS TO SKIBIDI TOILET ALL DAY SHIT ON SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MUSIC TASTE

[annetta-little-fishy]

IN MY DEFENSE. IT BANGS. HOP OFF THE GOAT

@scott-the-fantastick come and get your girl😭 she a goofy ass bitch

[edithupfunnymoments]

NO IT DOES NOT AND NEITHER WILL YOU

[annetta-little-fishy]

YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP!!!!!!!

[tendertartarus]

>~this is a great discussion but can we go back to talking about dina and how i should be allowed to kiss her, as a treat

[calamitysarsenal]

^^^that's an armadillo^^^