Dazai Osamu

How I love shitposting | 17 | he/him(?) bsd askblog (feel free to send me asks!)

[thebetterhalfofskk]

HI!!!

Hello everyone! This a rp blog for a 17 y/o Dazai, it probably won't be very serious! All the trigger warnings that come with dazai but i will be doing my best to remember to tag them!

Pfp and header are not mine:

Pfp- @/damianito

Header- Pinterest @/JORDIWHALES

I am 17 myself so mildly suggestive jokes are fine but nothing weird, as well as your basic dni criteria.

I will not tolerate any zionism, get out. Free Palestine🍉🇵🇸

annnd that's what I've got for now, will update if there's anything I've missed :]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

waow

[thebetterhalfofskk]

insane behavior

[thebetterhalfofskk]

"Not gay"

you hate joy and whimsy and want me to die

[thebetterhalfofskk]

You like chuuya

You like chuuyaaa

You.

Like.

Chuu.

Ya.

YOU HOMOSEXUAL

nuh uh

[nakahyara]

@thebetterhalfofskk @thebetterhalfofskk @thebetterhalfofskk

[thebetterhalfofskk]

WHat

[thebetterhalfofskk]

press on nails were made to torture me specifically

[thebetterhalfofskk]

sleeping for over 24 hours means i should never be tired again. and yet.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

chop chop get back to posting boy...

don’t wanna, sorry not sorry

[nakahyara]

chuuyaaaa it’s coldddd [ he drapes himself over chuuyas back, practically limp just to be extra annoying ]

it’s not THAT cold.

[ he’s seemingly unbothered by dazai draping himself over him. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

it isssss, fix it [ he whines ]

[nakahyara]

i can’t change the weather, asshole.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

chuuya’s so mean to me, i’m suffering and you call me such mean things 🥲

[nakahyara]

oh my god.

[ he takes his jacket off and drapes it over dazai’s shoulders. ]

there.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ kicking his feet in his mind ]

aweeee chuuya loves me! …even though your jacket is teeny like you [ he teases, poking his cheek ]

[nakahyara]

i’ll take it back, bitch, dont get cocky.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

nuh uh, no take backs [ he grins, waggling his finger ]

[nakahyara]

its MY jacket.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

is it?

[nakahyara]

yes????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

hmmm idk

[nakahyara]

ITS LITERALLY MINE????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mmm no i think it’s mine actually, idk where urs went

[nakahyara]

my name is sewn into the collar, so unless you think its straight of you to wear a jacket with another mans name in it and claim its your own you better be careful.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mimimimimi [ he does that mocking ass gesture ]

[nakahyara]

[ he punches dazai’s arms. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

HEY [ he pouts ]

so mean☹️

[nakahyara]

YOURE mean.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ dramatic gasp ]

i am not! i’m a saint [ he grins ]

[nakahyara]

you should get punched in the mouth for lying.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

lying? no no, i would never lie, honest [ he smiles innocently ]

[nakahyara]

really.

[ he does NOT sound amused. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

really!

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[fyodors-dusty-ass-hat-deactivat]

any suggestions for me drawing dazai?

Uhhhh catzai 😈😈😈

[thebetterhalfofskk]

I bestow upon yee

[nakahyara]

chuuyaaaa it’s coldddd [ he drapes himself over chuuyas back, practically limp just to be extra annoying ]

it’s not THAT cold.

[ he’s seemingly unbothered by dazai draping himself over him. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

it isssss, fix it [ he whines ]

[nakahyara]

i can’t change the weather, asshole.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

chuuya’s so mean to me, i’m suffering and you call me such mean things 🥲

[nakahyara]

oh my god.

[ he takes his jacket off and drapes it over dazai’s shoulders. ]

there.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ kicking his feet in his mind ]

aweeee chuuya loves me! …even though your jacket is teeny like you [ he teases, poking his cheek ]

[nakahyara]

i’ll take it back, bitch, dont get cocky.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

nuh uh, no take backs [ he grins, waggling his finger ]

[nakahyara]

its MY jacket.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

is it?

[nakahyara]

yes????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

hmmm idk

[nakahyara]

ITS LITERALLY MINE????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mmm no i think it’s mine actually, idk where urs went

[nakahyara]

my name is sewn into the collar, so unless you think its straight of you to wear a jacket with another mans name in it and claim its your own you better be careful.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mimimimimi [ he does that mocking ass gesture ]

[nakahyara]

[ he punches dazai’s arms. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

HEY [ he pouts ]

so mean☹️

[nakahyara]

YOURE mean.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ dramatic gasp ]

i am not! i’m a saint [ he grins ]

[nakahyara]

you should get punched in the mouth for lying.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

lying? no no, i would never lie, honest [ he smiles innocently ]

[woman-becomer]

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

[nakahyara]

chuuyaaaa it’s coldddd [ he drapes himself over chuuyas back, practically limp just to be extra annoying ]

it’s not THAT cold.

[ he’s seemingly unbothered by dazai draping himself over him. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

it isssss, fix it [ he whines ]

[nakahyara]

i can’t change the weather, asshole.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

chuuya’s so mean to me, i’m suffering and you call me such mean things 🥲

[nakahyara]

oh my god.

[ he takes his jacket off and drapes it over dazai’s shoulders. ]

there.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ kicking his feet in his mind ]

aweeee chuuya loves me! …even though your jacket is teeny like you [ he teases, poking his cheek ]

[nakahyara]

i’ll take it back, bitch, dont get cocky.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

nuh uh, no take backs [ he grins, waggling his finger ]

[nakahyara]

its MY jacket.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

is it?

[nakahyara]

yes????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

hmmm idk

[nakahyara]

ITS LITERALLY MINE????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mmm no i think it’s mine actually, idk where urs went

[nakahyara]

my name is sewn into the collar, so unless you think its straight of you to wear a jacket with another mans name in it and claim its your own you better be careful.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mimimimimi [ he does that mocking ass gesture ]

[nakahyara]

[ he punches dazai’s arms. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

HEY [ he pouts ]

so mean☹️

[nakahyara]

YOURE mean.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ dramatic gasp ]

i am not! i’m a saint [ he grins ]

[roger-s-maracas]

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

[jadest0ne]

@kcobainfr @dilemma-danger @thankyouforthev3n0m @d3l-t4co + open!! animal crossing and ty!!

@dilemma-danger

[durdentyler011]

uh ok

Mikey Way holds Twink

I dont really want to @ anyone so yeah

[dumb-chrissy-hoffmann]

Let me join!

It's my brain. My brain is leaving me.

I might have forgotten someone, sorry... @itsomega23 @demolitionw0man @ketchup-is-green @lobot0mmy @amorphousprimordia @macaronirats @moony108 @morgandotmp3 + OPEN TAG, CUTIES

[ketchup-is-green]

thx for the tag!

f a t c a t

nf tags: @xxasspen-h3s-3moxx @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it @silly-lil-scribbles @randomslinky @m1lkywaymikey @reaiiygoodusername + open tag

[alliterationless-andyxox]

thx 4 th tag!!

what is it with ppl not liking pics of me drinking lemonade 😔💔

tags: don’t feel like @ anyone so open tag

[fernisthesilliestguy]

Zamn

[shadowjimbo4]

Jail! :333

[zzzubie]

Well sable we're really in the deep end now

@sad-girl-shit11 @username-not-registered @cobalt-axolotl @lyri-da-suprstar @countyfaire @sparky4577 @evry1h8s-me @guess-ill-dye @g3tmu5hrum3d @dark-lord-lumi @shadowjimbo4

[lyri-da-suprstar]

...HUH????

@thisiswasabis @nina-noot-noot @f0xx1n3 @liongrl321 @sammysammer AND ALL MY MOOTS SHALL JOIN(I'm on phone rn so it's hard for me to tag everyone)

[thereiswasabi]

Huh. . .

I thought it'll be worse

@endomentendo @f0xx1n3 @breadheaddoodles @onimusha095 @cz3rqv @jazzythebow @glitchyk @ and everyone who also wants to join :D

[cz3rqv-deactivated20251117]

I have no idea what this is

@m3rcuryxd2763 @xoxodustedcrypt @anomal-studios @royalruin @crystalskyz @jannavojk @/anyone who wants too🏂

[m3rcuryxd2763]

@rottmeltson @averagetmntfan @baileythebean @karolane-lewizz @idoeatsandquiteoften @ratseathumans

@anomal-studios

[local-loudmouth]

Oh my golly it’s me!! Djsjsj gasp!!

anyways

I mean im insane over nickloon..-

[killer-bug-boi]

HOW ARE THEY GETTING ME ARRESTED

[mentally-tori-261]

Tbh fair lmaooo

@an-artists-burnout @lexxiesthoughts8 @radio-silence-fan @plutoplaysgames @silly-lesb21 @emotional-motion-sickness @universe-city-2 @zephyrsrainbowbulb @w0mbat-bug @iliketoeatair @thattransboyaled @anomal-studios @aled4laide @torispringslemonad3 @ceilingswirlslikestars @aneptunicperson @karmaajr @panikbutt0n @s0lit4ir3 @touloserrrr @universecitizen432 @girlsnap @maniacallydeppressedpsychopathchopath @aledslittlelife @the-depressed-dino

[obsessed-loser]

Uhhhh

Behold! Sigma cat✨✨✨

I'm sorry...

@anomal-studios @baileythebean @thenovster @averagetmntfan @eclipssnstars @call-me-chips @plusbacon @uglygirlari @shitrandom @icechucker @piratebeanscore @alex-draws-stuff666 @thatonefemme03

Ik there's more but I'm lazy as hell.

[icechucker]

I'm on my computer but sure? Idk how I'm getting arrested for a Niko design tho

@crowwwwwwwwww, @ranidaee, @fyodors-rat-colony, @fyodors-dusty-ass-hat, @marmot-bee-person, @gigglestick-9000

[fyodors-dusty-ass-hat-deactivat]

Crazy @insufferablewhore @thebetterhalfofskk @anyone elseee

[thebetterhalfofskk]

checks out

@nakahyara @/anyone else

[nakahyara]

…..is that me

anyway

[nakahyara]

chuuyaaaa it’s coldddd [ he drapes himself over chuuyas back, practically limp just to be extra annoying ]

it’s not THAT cold.

[ he’s seemingly unbothered by dazai draping himself over him. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

it isssss, fix it [ he whines ]

[nakahyara]

i can’t change the weather, asshole.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

chuuya’s so mean to me, i’m suffering and you call me such mean things 🥲

[nakahyara]

oh my god.

[ he takes his jacket off and drapes it over dazai’s shoulders. ]

there.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

[ kicking his feet in his mind ]

aweeee chuuya loves me! …even though your jacket is teeny like you [ he teases, poking his cheek ]

[nakahyara]

i’ll take it back, bitch, dont get cocky.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

nuh uh, no take backs [ he grins, waggling his finger ]

[nakahyara]

its MY jacket.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

is it?

[nakahyara]

yes????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

hmmm idk

[nakahyara]

ITS LITERALLY MINE????

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mmm no i think it’s mine actually, idk where urs went

[nakahyara]

my name is sewn into the collar, so unless you think its straight of you to wear a jacket with another mans name in it and claim its your own you better be careful.

[thebetterhalfofskk]

mimimimimi [ he does that mocking ass gesture ]

[nakahyara]

[ he punches dazai’s arms. ]

[thebetterhalfofskk]

HEY [ he pouts ]

so mean☹️