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I vote travelling porn star turned jiggalo

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Update

((I AM STILL NOT DEAD YET))

((But really, shit has finally calmed down a bit so lemme give a real honest to god update on my current situation.

For those of you who don’t know, I got a new job starting the beginning of August. I HAVE JUST NOW GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE MY SCHEDULE HAS BOTH CALMED DOWN AND SOLIDIFIED SLIGHTLY so I can actually be more social and less trying not to strangle myself with a telephone cord.

On that note: I am a customer service rep! I take phone calls for a company (cannot say who publicly) and deal with their fuck ups, billing, technical or otherwise. As you can imagine, this can be frustrating. Hence the amount of time I spent AWOL. Home life is still bleh but it’s gonna be like that for a while lol. But HOPEFULLY SOON I can revive Bo and a few other characters and actually give a damn about this fucking blog...

Idk how I can play this off, maybe Bo was travelling for a bit and then got into porn... somehow... idfk...

But either way, thank you to those of you who read this much and actually give a crap for a fluffy, barely tech-savvy guy who becomes a hermit waaaay too often. I promise I will do better at being a human soon.))

((Until next time, take care,

Josh, aka Ginger-mun))

[lhmccoymd]

I really need to do my drafts

A roleplayer whispers as they start another thread. (via lhmccoymd)

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((I would just like to say I am not dead yet))

[prcttyfangs]

Otp: Sunshine and Whiskey (Zaafira & Bo) @thebigbadbo

[vivumfunus]

It's Sinday! Bother my Muse with NSFW questions on or off anon!

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Reblog this if you want NSFW anons

[lowontherum]

It’s Sexual Sunday peeps, GIMME!

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//also, just hit 30 followers

WHAT THE FUCK

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Caught Staring

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thebigbadbo:

Bo had sat there for a little bit longer before heading to the bar. He was hungry, yes, but his head was spinning for a different reason. She was gorgeous. Was she looking at him? Did he imagine it? He was about two glasses in when he felt a little tap on his shoulder. He turned around and… holy shit she was right there! He was motionless for a bit before he shook his head. “Ahem! Sorry. Heh. Y-Yeah, you could say that.”

  “I did say it.” Her lips curved at the edges, giving her a coy almost cat like expression along with her sultry crimson eyes. After a long pause of just gazing, she replies as though she had been waiting on him. Though she was always amused when men were awestruck in her presence by just being there. “Do you have a name, sugar?” She rounds him slightly, making her way to sit beside him at the bar, one leg slowly crossing over the other. 

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He chuckled nervously as she spoke and just... stared back at her. Those red eyes were... intense, to say the least. He shook slightly and responded quickly. “Bo! I mean... Bonifacio’s my real name, but everyone calls me Bo. It’s easier.” He followed her as she walked around him and sat down, eyes flicking down to her legs for a moment before returning to her face.

[cupido-periculosa-deactivated20]

thebigbadbo:

“Well, we have different types of blood, like A, B, O… as for flavors…” Bo put a hand to his chin. “Well, we’ve got several different “flavored” bloods, like chocolate or vanilla or what have you, and we have alcoholic drinks mixed with synthetic. My personal favorite being the Spitfire brand of whiskey. But to each his own, I suppose.” He shrugged.

Do you have AB negative? That one’s my favorite. Asking the important questions, but D’Ablo isn’t about to let the opportunity to try a new kind of “champagne of blood types”, as he puts it, go to waste. And, I’d like to try the whiskey you just mentioned. Sounds interesting … with the added benefit of being nutritional, so no one can tell me to stop drinking. The last part he says with a laugh.

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“Do we have AB negative? Yeah, I’m pretty sure.” He shrugged. “We’ll have to ask Jeffe if he has any in stock at the moment.” Bo grinned at D’ablo. “Ya know, I should start using that excuse more often. I mean, that only goes so far. But so long as the clothes stay on...” Bo started laughing again.

[prcttyfangs]

thebigbadbo:

He patted her gently on the shoulder. “Easy, easy. It’s just one incident. This won’t be your whole life.” He grinned and held out his arms. “Look at me. You think I learned how to control all of this in one go? Ask Ana. I was an awkward little shit.” He chuckled. “You’ll get the hang of it. And then you’ll be able to give out all the hand jobs you want… wait, that sounded wrong.”

Lola whined at him, shoulders slumped, despair evident on her face. “I should have called it quits when I dented his car door trying to grab the handle!” She’s still making distressed noises when Bo’s phone chimes. The distinct tone of his monarch. It reads: [Text from Ana]: you still are an awkward little shit [Text from Ana]: go on, encourage your daughter to give handjobs to practice her dexterity Lola had stopped whining to watch him reading his texts. “Work?”

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“Okay, you’re... you’re kinda right there... heh.” Bo gave her a grin as he pulled out his phone. It faltered for a moment before he snickered and rolled his eyes. “Well, not exactly...” He quickly typed up a message.

[Text] Thank you for your permission, mother dearest. I will be sure to teach your grandaughter all the ways NOT to break a penis

He sent the message and shoved the phone back into his pocket. “Okay, so we covered the basics already. Now, you need to learn how to control your strength even when you’re NOT thinking about it.”

[exorcistofgrace]

thebigbadbo:

“Ana? Determined? No… I would never have thought that.” He laughed. “Glad to hear it. I’ll admit this… new life is weird for me. But it’s easy to adapt when everyone’s as friendly as they are.”

Geist nodded slowly. “I see…” He chuckled a bit. “That is good to hear. I’d like to think I won’t make too many…bad impressions. Especially since I already made one with Piers.”

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“Yes, well... you’ll know you’re in the right crowd when they say “fuck Piers”. And everyone here hates him.” He snickered. “Just remember, whatever you give, you get. That’s the rule around here.”

[prcttyfangs]

thebigbadbo:

He couldn’t help but snicker a little bit more. “Well, Lola, I figured you would take things a little slower than that. My fault for not taking your passion into account. Besides, I thought we were still covering the whole “superhuman strength” thing?”

“Yeah. We were. I thought we were? Were we done? I thought we were done! You set me up with a human! I broke the human, Bo!” She tried to scowl, but it came out as a pout. “I’m such a freak now. I won’t ever be normal. How am I supposed to give a guy a hand job now?”

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He patted her gently on the shoulder. “Easy, easy. It’s just one incident. This won’t be your whole life.” He grinned and held out his arms. “Look at me. You think I learned how to control all of this in one go? Ask Ana. I was an awkward little shit.” He chuckled. “You’ll get the hang of it. And then you’ll be able to give out all the hand jobs you want... wait, that sounded wrong.”

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sees my character mentioned in a different RP

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fangs-and-lace:

“Don’t laugh! I feel awful!” She swung her purse at his gut, huffing and puffing with mortification. “It was so swollen and purple and I got him to the hospital and he asked me to leave so I- .. God, Bo. Why would you set me up with a human?”

He couldn’t help but snicker a little bit more. “Well, Lola, I figured you would take things a little slower than that. My fault for not taking your passion into account. Besides, I thought we were still covering the whole “superhuman strength” thing?”

[sinnnieren]

Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ ] Platonic Date

[ ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies   • [ ] Romantic Comedy   • [ ] Adventure Movie   • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)   • [ ] Horror   • [ ] Drama   • [ ] Buddy Movie   • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant   • [ ] Expensive/High Class   • [ ] Small and familiar   • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature  • [ ] Beach  • [ ] Park  • [ ] Forest      • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home  • [ ] Watching movies  • [ ] Playing Video Games  • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[ ] …knowing each other better 

[ ] …sleepover between friends 

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

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thebigbadbo:

He raised his hands. “Right, right, sorry. I forget that sometimes.” He flashed a cocky grin. “It’s what happens when you assume, I reckon.” Bo cleared his throat and got serious again. “Look, whatever you need, I might be able to help. As long as we don’t hurt anyone innocent. What do you even need that you can’t get anywhere else?”

His expression falls to a largely unimpressed scowl. “Don’t hurt anyone? First of all that takes the point out of…everything. Second, you don’t want to get into the discussion about presumed innocence in humanity. I think you’re mistaking their ignorance.” Seems he was going to get into the topic anyway.  

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“Ignorance... does NOT equal guilt.” He growled out. “And furthermore, what “guilt” is humanity guilty of? Other than being stupid and murderous at times? Because, hell, I can’t think of anyone who’s not like that. Moments of weakness... besides, the actions of a few do not describe the actions of all.”