The "Big Bad" -Spike

Spike 'ere. Now let's get one thing straight; I say what I want, I do what I want, I go where I want, whenever I want. 'less there's a problem with the sun, of course.

[thebigbadspike]

//lowkey poisoned myself last night 😅 yet we're here at work pushing through lol

[thebigbadspike]

There are people who watch Angel and don't watch Buffy, so it must be hilarious for those people when you show up because in season 1, you're calling her "slutty the vampire slayer" and then in season 5, you show up again and you're all like, "fuck your own face! She's the love of my life!"

By the way, is she still the love of your life or are you back to calling her "slutty the vampire slayer?"

"Firstly, c'n we address people watching that tosser's spinoff and NOT the original program? Secondly, of course she's still the love of my life. Watch the sodding show and you'll see it plain as day."

[thebigbadspike]

"No such luck. They seem to be chicken shit."

"They're just looking for a shag," he shrugged "Would be more fun if they at least put more effort into trying to get with me."

[thebigbadspike]

I want it so bad. I want to hear you moan and fuck me so hard.

"Gonna need to do better than that, sweets. You know how many folks, grayfaces or not, pop in here saying they want me to fuck them?"

[thebigbadspike]

Buffy thinks the real reason you were with Angel for a year because you two were boning.

"Me and Angel? Do you know how preposterous that sounds? There is no way in hell that we - I mean, there was that group thing - but that was a very long time ago."

[thebigbadspike]

I would like to please you

"How badly do you want it?"

[thebigbadspike]

"I suppose I find it fun to knock them down a peg until they are particularly brave enough to show face or give up."

"Gives me something t' do. Nothing good on telly right now so might as well have some fun with them. You have any luck getting them to show their faces?"

[thebigbadspike]

What if i offer my mouth ?

"Would be more inclined to let you if you weren't hiding behind a mask. Not knowing can be hot but I've learned well enough to be cautious of grayfaces."

[thebigbadspike]

What would you say if somebody wanted to suck your dick just for your pleasure ?

"I guess it'd depend on who's offering but more than likely I'd let 'em."

[thebigbadspike]

"You sound as if you're reading an encyclopedia and not in fact engaging with one of your kind that is charismatic and particularly intriguing. Though I suppose you're not the only one that is seeming to get the prying questions about sexuality or sexual organs."

"Grayfaces are out in full force tonight, aren't they? I take it you've also been getting a few prying questions? Can't say I mind too much, was a bit too quiet around here 'f you ask me."

[thebigbadspike]

"Someone seemed to recommend me to you, but you don't look particularly spikey for someone named Spike.."

"Well, yeah, got me there," he responded with a bored sarcasm.

[thebigbadspike]

Do you like fucking hard ?

"Well, yeah. Anyone who says they don't get off to losing themselves in the primal pleasure of a rough shag is lying."

[thebigbadspike]

What do you like in sex big bad ?

"Plenty'a things I could list for that," he chuckled, "but I do gotta say I love a good power struggle. Fighting for dominance through the mixed heat of determination and desperation. Doesn't even matter who wins, really. Love taking control, making them beg me to hurt them just a little bit more. But on the other hand, a pretty little thing pinning me down and telling me she's calling the shots? Makes me all tingly. Can't say I'll always listen too well, but that's half the fun, innit? Seeing how far they'll go to break you."

[thebigbadspike]

Is your cock big Spike?!

"Didn't call me the 'big bad' for nothin', luv."

[thebigbadspike]

Your choice: theater kids or breakfast club

the breakfast club — our muses, who would never speak to each other in any other situation, meet in detention.

Wasn't the first time he'd landed himself in detention. It was, on the other hand, the first time in a while he bothered to show up for it. Heavy combat boots settled with a thunk on top of the desk as he got comfortable leaning back in his chair. It was always best to show them right away that even though he was complying with being there, he wasn't about to let them push him around. Spike gave a disinterested glance over the handful of other students scattered about the room.

[thebigbadspike]

Dirty thoughts

Send me the phrase "dirty thoughts" for what my character would picture if masturbating to thoughts of yours.

Spike pictures her glossy lips, parted slightly in that tantalising way that makes him feel weak and makes his blood run hot all at the same time. He imagines the moan that slips out of her when his teeth sink onto her neck, her body arching against him. Getting lost in her so fully that nothing else exists. He imagines hearing her beg him for more. Crying out his name.

[givemeangstymemes]

Send my muse a random text message at 3 in the morning and see how they react