i love everyone

just kidding fuck u

[pochowek]

i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova

[pochowek]

i mightve remembered it wrong but it still feels like half of this page is “I’m A Man For Fucks Sake” and the other half is “That Motherfucker Is In Jail Again And Also Bit A Cop”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

oh my GOD this is the best list

“ “[DEADNAME] Again" “ 

Like this glorious jerk got arrested so many times that was literally ALL THEY HAD TO WRITE IN THE PAPER

[television-for-dinner]

He was a vagrant street kid and Seattle girls were all over this guy, to the point where it caused a moral panic. There’s a famous anecdote about a women proclaiming her love in Denny Park and then trying to shoot herself, but most of these reports were falsely worded in a way that suggest his female admirers were “upset about being deceived” when really they were upset that he was wooing other women, or trying to get his attention by being as extra as possible.

What you also should know is that back in the day “seduction” was a literal crime that could put you in prison (unless you married the woman you seduced) but since he wasn’t cis they couldn’t really CHARGE HIM with anything. Legend.

[dog-of-ulthar]

I especially like “Seattle Woman Appears in Men’s Clothes Because She Says Her Features Make it Possible.”  I can’t imagine anything but someone going “Hey!  You can’t dress like that!” and him responding “Oh yes I can.  You see, I look very good.”

[theladytrickster]

I want a TV show about him

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[markxsepticxpie]

I can watch this.. over and over again..

[markiplier]

HOO HWA HUH

[thebigcurseword]

cute phrases to teach your baby

-i am the illuminati

-911 what's your emergency

-reanimate my will to live

-you are garbage

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-my name is daddy

[dennys]

Make no mistake, pancakes do not have bones. If anyone on this here website is trying to sell you “rare and Blessed pancake bones” DO NOT transfer funds to these persons—we repeat, pancake bones do not exist, are not magical, and if they were why would someone sell them? And it’d probably be illegal. Again, do not purchase so-called pancake bones from anyone, unless you want to overpay for non-magical chicken bones.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

[grotesque-burlesque]

It fucking killed him before he could finish this post

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

worse…

[thebigcurseword]

fun diet hack:

plastic is easy to eat, tasty, and absolutely 0 calories or fats! try your local plastic dealer today!

[thebigcurseword]

if my scripts ever get to broadway i will make one of my songs called “cabbage” and primarily consist of the notes CABBAGE over and over until you die