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The one and only ILE ever

[foraltruism]

"Contrary to the popular belief, not all information is valuable information. I've had an unreasonable amount of people in power, or government offices tell me useless information and denied then services. Humans can be so boring sometimes, but c'est la vie."

[ctntduotism]

I had a vision

[plurawity]

cwilbur is very used to people being scared of him, but cquackity shows no fear, sure he shows apprehension and hesitation, but not fear

cwilbur realised much too late that he was scared of cquackity, of cquackity not entertaining him, not giving cwilbur the attention he needs to feel alive

[mspaintskk]

#28 - how did he let this happen

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[deathwarlock]

fleshlight alarm clock you have to fuck and bust into to turn off

[deathwarlock]

you all are taking this post absolutely the wrong way. it is NOT horny. imagine it's 5:30am on a monday after a short weekend, your testicles have just recovered from the soreness of the previous workweek. Snooze is not an option and the novelty of this thing has completely worn off, not to mention the single alarm tone is incredibly annoying. You get to business cause you still have to make breakfast and get a shower. you're washing your dick off in the shower and you keep reminding yourself to get another alarm clock. You forget.

[doctor-amazing]

Y’all be making up wild and dystopic realities

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[thebiggesthope]

True friendship

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[underpaidimmortal]

something something breaching containment

[iee-kee-deactivated20251211]

[tiktaalic]

looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?

[greelin]

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

[iminthetunnels]

[cryptotheism]

Reading something, being inspired by it, and then creating art in response, is a sort of metaphysical psychic parasitism. Like a tarantula hawk wasp laying it's eggs in the corpse of a live spider. Frankly perverted behavior.

[endless-unfolding]

“The corruption begins with the mouth, the tongue, the wanting. The first poem in the world is I want to eat.”

— Erica Jong, from “Where It Begins,” Fruits & Vegetables: Poems By Erica Jong (Holt, 1971)

[iblost]

The corruption begins with the “me”, with the “I am better than …”, with the “I deserve” (more or better), with the “I want”, with “God??!? Who’s He? I’m all the god there is, or needs to be!”

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[alma-torran]

one of my favorite ship dynamic will always be: (morally questionable) manipulative asshole x their loyal aggressive partner (with a good heart)

[coolest-boooom]

When I saw Kenji the first thing I thought was that he was Shizuo's son