sashashasahsa

did you know thaf if you stacked everh single elephant on earth on top of each other they would not like that?

[thebirdthedog]

[thebirdthedog]

never actually learned much, just learned how to provr i can learn. so that they let me have more free tjme.

[thebirdthedog]

Cinderella

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[cultofthewyrm]

St. Domnica of the Zweihander by mike franchina

[thebirdthedog]

new valkyr fashionframe idea gonna go hard

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[emfyre]

[photo id: a screenshot of tags

#you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again?

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[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[thebirdthedog]

honorable mention

-a society where labor determines your value as a human being

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Why does bro think someone having video games as a kid makes you a one percenter?

I was born in the third world 😊

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Once like a year ago I said that someone casually saying "this would be the first time since I was a kid that I don't get a new console at launch" about the switch 2 feels like a weird level of luxury to me and now every couple months I get an anon smugly pretending to be shocked about it.

Like it really can't be that to grasp hard that there are some people in the world to whom "buying every single vidya gaem console the very day it's released" sounds like kind of an insane luxury, right?

[imsobadatnicknames2]

And the thing is like. There's plenty of stuff about my own life that no doubt sounds like an insane level of luxury to plenty of other people, but it costs $0 to not be weird about it?

Like e.g. Having been able to pursue higher education (and not having had to get a job at the same time to support myself during that part of my life) makes me insanely privileged over plenty of other people, but if I see someone joke about how they can't believe there are people who can afford to go to college I'm not gonna go "eugh??? why does bro think going to college makes you a one percenter? xDD Xdddd"

[threedollarsdotcom]

but heres the catch: 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[thebirdthedog]

but heres the market:

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[thebirdthedog]

just saw a bug that looked almost exactly like this inspecting some flowers in Northern Arizona, it looked so shrew-like and derpy, please what is it??????? I'm clolllllolrojlind so I'm not sure but I thinknit was solid brown

[fillher-url]

scholars have theorized that it’s impossible to get any sleep, ever.

[venirush]

Cigarette cake

[thebirdthedog]

all outta candles

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[thebirdthedog]

- Rand al'Thor, The Dragon Reborn

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

its called goop music

[thebirdthedog]

this is gonna go so well on my gloop playlist

[pukicho]

He who holds the orb holds it

[thebirdthedog]

he who throws the orb can score a 3 pointer

[pukicho]

This is what i want to eat here

[thebirdthedog]

mmmmm yummy!!! really low res fucking .jpeg is my favoriteeeee